http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=sport-relief The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 02:20:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2002#post-6726 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:09:04 +0000 fun and games 6726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice work Mr Campbell. Think Oddie has no y in it but first para is exceptional. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2002#post-5919 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:55:05 +0000 theumpire 5919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Deserves the sixth star. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2002#post-5917 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:46:45 +0000 MightyBlair 5917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The communications regulatory body OFCOM has been urged to investigate the BBC following accusations that it used its ‘Sport Relief’ programme to tackle budget deficits. The charity event raised almost £30 million pounds in legitimate contributions. However, concerns were raised when post-watershed telephone donators were diverted to the Babestation network, which was taking calls on behalf of the BBC. A BBC spokesperson today argued that in ‘the current climate, outsourcing telephony services is a commonplace occurrence, and a necessary part of large scale events such as ‘Sport Relief’, particularly as a large percentage of the 2010 telecommunications budget was redirected to fund the recent rebranding of Dr Who, whilst the remainder has been invested in a bigger hutch for Bill Oddy’. The upshot is that the BBC simply ‘doesn’t have enough phones’. </p> <p>The BBC has also been accused of indulging a conflict of interest by allowing the Babestation network to influence the programme. Presenters Fearne Cotton, Christine Bleakley and Davina McCall presented links wearing lingerie whilst lying prostrate on mattresses, often together. When reminding the viewers of the need for donations, the presenters were seen brandishing mobile phones and mouthing to camera, whilst occasional imitating an explicit sexual act. The BBC received several complaints on the night ranging from disillusionment at the lack of professionalism, to outrage at the overtly sexual nature of the broadcast. Miss Cotton was described as ‘listless, disinterested and unable to engage the audience’ and Miss Bleakley was described as kneeling in ‘a demonstratively sexually prone position, putting one in mind of a childhood depiction of a sunrise behind rolling hills’. </p> <p>OFCOM is expected to make formal enquiries in the next two weeks. However, speaking at a Parliamentary Select Committee, BBC Chief Executive Mark Thompson denied that the Corporation was exploiting its female employees and a charitable event in order to boost shortfalls in its budget. Mr Thompson instead argued that the BBC was solving its financial difficulties through frugal management of non-essential costs, downsizing its radio portfolio and adopting a ‘Channel Five approach to studio design’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1236#post-3231 Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:18:06 +0000 Des Custard 3231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>India’s version of Sport Relief, or Cricket Relief as it is known, has raised millions of rupees to give young underprivileged Britons a start in life. Organiser Kapil Dev brought representatives of all branches of cricket, from the 20-20 League to the Test team, together for the occasion.</p> <p>“Through no fault of their own, some of these people in their twenties have never had a proper education or done a day's work in their life,” said Kapil. “It's heartbreaking to look at them, lolling listlessly in front of the telly and heading towards an early grave on a diet of trans fats, drugs and alcohol.”</p> <p>Glamorous co-host Shilpa Shetty confirmed the harrowing truth based on her own experiences, but said help was at hand. “Thanks to Cricket Relief, we will be able to bring thousands of British kids over to cities such as Mumbai and Bangalore to gain sufficiency skills and get back their self respect. Within weeks of starting to live on the cities’ refuse tips they will be changed characters.”</p> <p>Kapil explained that working dawn to dusk to support their families gave the beneficiaries a new sense of purpose, and the one nutritious meal a day they could buy if they worked hard helped to transform them from flaccid lardarses into nimble alert individuals. “You never know, we might make decent cricketers out of a few of them,” he said, “but let’s learn to walk before we try to run.”</p> <p>Commentators’ fears that the competition for pickings on the tips might cause unrest have proved unfounded. “Without these migrant workers, the recycling sector would go into decline,” said Minister of State of Labour and Employment, Shri Harish Rawat. </p> <p>“Our kids are desperate to get away from all this, to learn to read and write and get a proper job, and thanks to money raised by Sport Relief in the UK, they are able to gain valuable qualifications and make India one of the world’s leading knowledge-based economies. It’s only thanks to the underclass of a country blighted by its caste system that we can keep our basic services going.” </p>