http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=south-korea The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 13:29:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16231 Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:41:14 +0000 Ludicity 16231@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks - may all your bushes be sprouting and plentiful. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16114 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:59:43 +0000 MightyBlair 16114@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Non-coniferation treaty' Billiant. As many stars as is possible! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16051 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:49:19 +0000 allmyownstunts 16051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We beat you back with Irn Bru and rain, Ostsee. And though we likes the wines bars, we're mortified to realise we've been using the 'roll-on deodorants' for completely the wrong purpose. Oops. Want them back?<br /> (saltire, did you get permission to post?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16046 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:19:55 +0000 saltire 16046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wish to be associated with the remarks from the Peoples' Republic of North Britain or C***s as was.<br /> Perennial 5. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16042 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:56:10 +0000 Ostsee 16042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought we had wiped you people out with our invasion of wines bars and roll-on men's deodorants? Maybe I was wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16036 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:28:48 +0000 allmyownstunts 16036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'an overt act of arboreal aggression'...lovely.</p> <p>Have some stars from the Peoples' Republic of North Britain </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5853#post-16021 Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:55:21 +0000 Ludicity 16021@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a move set to worsen diplomatic tensions, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has announced plans to plant a giant fast growing Leylandii bush across the 38th parallel, the line that divides North and South Korea.</p> <p>‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’ said a representative for the North, ‘they are always keeping him awake with their noisy capitalist propaganda, and only last week one of their decadent western Frisbees landed in his garden. He has therefore decided to plant a massive hedge right across the border so that he never has to see them again.’ </p> <p>‘This is so typical of the People's Republic next door,’ said South Korean leader, President Lee Myung-bak, ‘ever since we opposed their plans to build an extension in 1950 they have had it in for us. They deliberately park their tanks on our lawn, they are constantly stomping up and down with their military parades and their missile testing often goes on until the early hours of the morning.’ </p> <p>As tensions mounted, the South pledged to defend itself against what it sees as an overt act of arboreal aggression. ‘The planting of Leylandii is in direct contravention of the Non-Coniferation Treaty,’ said the South Korean President, ‘if they continue with their plans then we shall have no alternative but to launch short range tactical hedge strimmers.’</p> <p>In a last ditch attempt to salvage relations, US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has called upon the services of professional ‘Neighbourhood Mediator’, Mr Lionel Bream, from London's Camden Borough Council. ‘I have had a lot of experience mediating between warring neighbours,’ said Mr Bream, ‘I find that a solution is always possible over a nice cup of tea and some Chocolate HobNobs.’ </p> <p>However, hopes of an amicable resolution were fading last night after it was revealed that the South had reported the North for building a nuclear weapons facility without proper planning permission. ‘This makes me so mad,’ said Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il, ‘how many times do I have to tell them? It isn’t a nuclear weapons facility. It’s just a very big gazebo.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5723#post-15625 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:14:29 +0000 Peter 15625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thats pretty horrible, if anyone thinks the idea is useable feel free to have a go re-writing it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5723#post-15624 Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:09:22 +0000 Peter 15624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A petty office rivalry between two workers at JR Holdings in Sussex escalated into full scale war yesterday afternoon after Terry from finance and Nigel from marketing drew North and South Korea respectivly.</p> <p>Eyewitnesses recount how the previously friendly rivalry became violent after that mornings office sweepstake draw. "They are always joking with each other, who was better at 5-a-side, who was in the boss' best books, and who had pulled the hottest woman in the pub last weekend", says a shocked bystander, "but all that changed after the draw, it started when Terry torpedoed Nigel's newly tidied pen pot with an empty cola can." </p> <p>Nigel reportedly retaliated by restricting all communication from Finance, causing a major breakdown in the fragile working agreement between the two departments. A second passer-by claimed that by lunchtime tensions were running so high members of both departments were seen coming to blows in the canteen. </p> <p>Meanwhile Janet in HR, who drew the USA, is considering a number of solutions to resolve the problem. 'I think the best solution is a full scale military invasion of North Korea, uh, sorry Finance' she said </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=447#post-1267 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:21:46 +0000 Scroat 1267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Kimchi </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=447#post-1263 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:02:37 +0000 ronseal 1263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Customs chief John Cox has urged the public to stay calm, after fears that Britain could suffer from further outbreaks of pickled cabbage smuggling.</p> <p>Reports that preserved versions of the leafy vegetable were flooding into the country from regions such as Korea, Austria and the Ukraine, are unfounded he told reporters.</p> <p>"Yes, some Kim Shee*, did make it into the country, but that was a perfectly legal consignment intended for Korean restaurants in New Malden. And there have been isolated incidents of pickled cabbage products among our polish community," said Cox.</p> <p>At the very most, Britain may experience an intake of a tightly shinkwrapped box containing jars of herbacious leafy green cultivars that have been preserved by Germans. "But that would be the Wurst case scenario" he said. </p> <p>* not sure how you spell Kim Shee. it's a Korean cabbage based delicacy </p>