http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=scooby-doo The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38046#post-107596 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:38:39 +0000 Immunis 107596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>well done, one of the best nibs in ages </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38046#post-107501 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:04:46 +0000 Skylarking 107501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In an unprecedented move, four members of the same jury have been given nine month prison sentences for using ‘sleuthing’ techniques to research the accused, whilst still on trial.</p> <p>Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, and Norville ‘Shaggy’ Rogers were found guilty of contempt of court after utilising a contraption consisting of nets, levers, pulleys and trap doors - described by Justice Leonard Brooks as ‘entrapment, plain and simple’</p> <p>Bill Kreislovski, a shifty-looking 47 year old fairground janitor from Southend, had all charges dropped by the Judge, after the extra-curricular research was revealed by a fellow-juror. Upon hearing that he was to be acquitted, Mr Kreislovski addressed the court:</p> <p>‘Yes it’s true; it was all an elaborate hoax to scare customers away. Then I could have inherited the fairground myself. And I would have got away with it if it hadn’t have been for those pesky meddlin’ jurors and their infeasibly complicated Heath Robinson-influenced trapping techiniques … wait a minute I <em>have</em> got away with it - Brilliant!’</p> <p>Kreislovski went on to confess to several other offences that had been uncovered by the jurors’ initial internet research – including faking 9/11, membership of the Illuminati and being a 12 foot shapeshifting lizard – before walking free.</p> <p>The jurors deny ever having met prior to the trial. But speculation is rife that they may be members of the same religious sect; all four have been photographed wearing wristbands featuring the inscription ‘What Would Scooby Doo?’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45962 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:55:08 +0000 Oxbridge 45962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, arrghgarry, I admit it, you completely hoodwinked me. Well at least I'm not alone in that. Fancy, there we were thinking you were a ranting racist wing nut, when actually it was all an ironic pose, as you quoting the Daily Mail to prove the position you pretended to adopt on climate warning has now hilariously proved. Genius! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45945 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:00:38 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 45945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>arrgharry, is this really you?:</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/arrghgarry" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/user/arrghgarry</a></p> <p>He certainly exhibits your eloquence.</p> <p>Oh and 5 stars for the story. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45915 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:01:48 +0000 arrghgarry 45915@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-say-scientists.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1333225/Global-warming-slowing-say-scientists.html</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45845 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:23:34 +0000 Golgo13 45845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Liked it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16924#post-45843 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:10:11 +0000 Oxbridge 45843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth’s climate is growing warmer as a result of man-made emissions of greenhouse gases, thus potentially leading to widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. </p> <p>Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Britain in their camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. Despite increasing talk about global warming, this winter and last have actually been very cold.</p> <p>‘We suspected there might be something odd going on, so we split into two teams,’ Fred told reporters. ‘Me, Daphne and Velma looked in the basement at the Met Office, while Shaggy and Scooby were sent to explore the newsroom of a pro-Communist newspaper called The Independent.’</p> <p>Shaggy and Scooby then blundered into a nearby deserted mansion called The Hare &amp; Hounds and ate the entire lunch set out for the Science &amp; Policy editorial team. They were chased out by an angry mob of journalists waving expense claim forms. </p> <p>‘Then a tall figure covered in white appeared and Scooby went ‘G-g-g-ghost!’ and started running around madly on the spot,’ added Fred. ‘We heard the commotion and chased the ghost through the climate laboratories of the University of London.’</p> <p>Eventually, the ‘ghost’ was cornered and unmasked. To the team’s surprise, it was not their first suspect, notorious left-wing Prime Minister David Cameron, but Charlie, the caretaker at the Institute of Policy Studies. ‘Charlie’ was then identified as former US vice-president Al Gore.</p> <p>‘It’s true,’ said Gore at a federal penitentiary. ‘I whipped up a fictitious scare so that the eco-techcnology companies I own could make me a fortune and good honest American multinationals could be put out of business. And I’d’ve gotten away with too, it if it hadn’t been for those pesky, meddling kids.’</p> <p>All across the world, people paused momentarily from buying new 4x4s to laugh heartily as Fred concluded: ‘The only ‘inconvenient truth’ Al’s going to be facing from now on is being the new bitch for all the 20-stone serial killers in the prison showers!’</p> <p>[hat tip to various contributors to recent threads] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-129 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:08:55 +0000 The All New Jeni B 129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oooh! I do.<br /> Think I'll start a new thingummy with just such a petition. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-126 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:07:33 +0000 admin 126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is quite impressive. I can yet turn on avatars, so you can all have pictures below your name. In which case key master suggests some kind of wizard/dragon. But I think ultimately, it would have to be a cup of tea.</p> <p>So if any of you want avatars, petition the key master here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-125 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:04:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear lovely Admin lady,<br /> may I just say that I love that it says "Key Master" beneath your name.<br /> It makes you sound like something out of a fantasy role playing game. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-123 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:01:52 +0000 admin 123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'll only be content when it goes up to 11. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-118 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:12:23 +0000 thackaray 118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers, malgor.</p> <p>So next scoring mechanism complaint, why does it only go up to 5, and not 6 ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-114 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:51:46 +0000 malgor 114@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The rating stars are under the title line. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/view.php?view=top-rated">Click here</a> for the current 'top ten' (as it were). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-113 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:41:24 +0000 shitsu_tonka 113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good point. Surely having a damn good stress about the scores is an essential part of being a Biscuit? It'll be sad if those days are gone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40#post-110 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:18:05 +0000 thackaray 110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I'd thought I'd bring this up this grenade of a subject.</p> <p>How are people going to complain about scores if there isn't a scoring system in place ????</p> <p>Did Mr Editor and the lovely Mrs Admin Lady ever consider that we, Biscuiteers, love a good ol' complain about the scoring mechanism ?</p> <p>I await a good verbal bashing from fellow Biscuiteers on this hot potato. </p>