http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=sarkozy The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:56:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40035#post-114079 Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:16:59 +0000 weematt 114079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one, wish I thought of that </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40035#post-114048 Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:03:59 +0000 arthurminnit 114048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eiffone, perhaps? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40035#post-113898 Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:00:17 +0000 weematt 113898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Building on his theme of detesting too many foreign people in France Nicolas Sarkozy has turned his attention to products. If re-elected he has promised to legislate that the 'iPhone' will be called 'le jeTelephone'.</p> <p>It has still to be decided how to refer to someone else's 'jeTelephone'. It is currently proposed that 'your iPhone' if it is someone you know well it will be 'ton tuTelephone' and for a less intimate acquaintance it will be 'votre vousTelephone'.</p> <p>composer sur mon moiPhone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35782#post-100531 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:07:34 +0000 irregular apple 100531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sources close to the French premier suggest he has agreed a deal with Simon Cowell's SYCO production company to judge 'Britain's Got Parliament' a new Westminster based reality extravaganza. Sarkozy has long been linked to the series in which European viewers can vote to keep their favourite parliamentarian in Westminster. Despite the parties reservations about Europe it is believed that the Conservatives will fair reasonably well with a ground swell of right wing support throughout the voting region. </p> <p>It's rumoured that Angela Merkel has been approached to judge and it's believed that Louis Walsh will be permitted to complete the panel if the Republic of Ireland agree to a debt reduction plan less achievable than the Versailles Treaty. </p> <p>The show has been the talk of Brussels today with wild speculation that a sizeable chunk of the phone vote profits will be handed over to the IMF.</p> <p>More to follow </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1076#post-2751 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:48:32 +0000 Ostsee 2751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>1.5 metres? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1076#post-2750 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:31:08 +0000 Deimos 2750@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a attempt to pacify the French outcry over his recent quips about Sarkozy, today George Osborne has issued a statement to clarify his love of all things French. Speaking at the Anglo-French Peace Talks in Geneva Mr. Osborne said “I think in one respect Mr. Sarkozy is a great European leader of similar stature to Napoleon …”. </p> <p>Reactions from the Élysée Palace have so far not been encouraging. </p>