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Forum » Tag: salty sid - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=salty-sid The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 06:14:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php simonjmr on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140719 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 09:24:36 +0000 simonjmr 140719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Mary / Jenni / Quaz there's North Korea's Ryugyong 'Hotel of Doom' going spare as a replacment to the Evil Island <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19741830" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19741830</a> AReader on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140693 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 07:29:05 +0000 AReader 140693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48777&replies=1#post-140692" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48777&replies=1#post-140692</a> thesnug on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140666 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:28:57 +0000 thesnug 140666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48769&replies=1#post-140664" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48769&replies=1#post-140664</a> Deadcode on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140651 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:43:39 +0000 Deadcode 140651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The first thing that popped into my head at the mention of windfarms was the protests you get from local residents whenever they try and build one. So here's my effort: Residents pleased with nuclear power plant: “At least it's not a wind farm.” <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48763&replies=1#post-140650" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48763&replies=1#post-140650</a> Quaz on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140484 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:52:37 +0000 Quaz 140484@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hi Mary. Bassoons indeed! We need another Evil Island, and there are nowhere near enough Squirrels. I've managed a ticker, but at my age you won't get much more without a blue pill. <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48724" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48724</a> jamsieoconnor on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140343 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 10:53:36 +0000 jamsieoconnor 140343@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48686" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48686</a> Neat-O effort. Mary Evans on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140280 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:25:25 +0000 Mary Evans 140280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ahhhh - the Neat-O... back in the days of naked dwarves and bassoons. Happy times. Just where the hell are Babs, Westwell et al anyway? Or are you already here...? charlies_hat on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140237 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:06:13 +0000 charlies_hat 140237@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48650&replies=1#post-140236" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48650&replies=1#post-140236</a>. Ticker effort. And I'm feeling pretty pleased with this one.... malgor on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140224 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:12:27 +0000 malgor 140224@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48644&replies=1#post-140223">NEAT-O one liner.</a> Mafaking Carwongo on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140203 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:07:58 +0000 Mafaking Carwongo 140203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ That all sounds very complicated. And what if we're not funny. Like me. Can we just offer bribes? malgor on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140196 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:38:15 +0000 malgor 140196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48634&replies=1#post-140195">My NEAT-O sub.</a> rikkor on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140171 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 13:20:41 +0000 rikkor 140171@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Saltire, love the tee-shirt. Perfect for church on Sunday. button on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140156 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:29:39 +0000 button 140156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ For what its worth, and thats probaly not much : <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48618&replies=1#post-140155" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48618&replies=1#post-140155</a> Quaz on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140067 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 00:04:12 +0000 Quaz 140067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Welcome back Neato. Lucy4 on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140009 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:09:16 +0000 Lucy4 140009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wurzels to release, I've Got a Brand New Dewind D8/2 (when I was googling for names of wind turbines I came across a company called Enercon. Could hardly be more apt, I thought. The Who: You Can See the Bloody Things for Miles. charlies_hat on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-140004 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:54:47 +0000 charlies_hat 140004@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I've stuck my neat-o ticker effort underneath Perks sub - <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48565" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48565</a> malgor on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139991 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:35:42 +0000 malgor 139991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well done, wallster. Worth clarifying for new recruits that Neat-O subs are also of course treated as normal subs for potential Ticker, FP and NiB purposes, so please post them in Submissions. It may help wallster to keep track of the Neat-O entries if you put a link to your entry in this thread. Scroat on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139981 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:24:06 +0000 Scroat 139981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ It wasn't so much about a chosen topic, more getting a specific word or phrase into a sub or NiB. Happy days though Wallster. As you say. andhrimnir on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139972 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:58:59 +0000 andhrimnir 139972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Shell deny wind farm leak responsible for wide spread travel disruption. saltire on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139948 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:40:36 +0000 saltire 139948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hey Wally <img src="http://i1.cpcache.com/product/464915339/blow_me_wind_turbine_t.jpg?height=380&width=380"> cinquecento on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139945 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:22:08 +0000 cinquecento 139945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "Wind farm challenge accounts for alarming rise in methane gag levels" wallster on "Neat-O Rises" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561#post-139943 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:15:25 +0000 wallster 139943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Anyone remember the neat-o challenge? Backe inne ye oldenne dayes when most people came to the biscuit to write good comedy, there was a little side bet called the Neat-o challenge. One contributor would select a word or topic for others to write subs about. After a predetermined time period the best contribution would be chosen in each category (one liner, NIB and main article) and an overall winner selected from those 3. The ultimate winner would then take over the baton, choose a new subject and judge the entries and so forth and so froth and so firth of filth and so. There are no prizes other than the adulation of your peers and the chance to be the judge next time round. If anyone fancies getting it up again then perhaps you might want to write something funny and original based around: WIND FARMS Do whatever you want to do with it. You have until precisely lunchtimeish on Friday to get 'em in. I suggest you either write NEAT-O in the body of your sub or simply sub it in reply to this message to make it easier to find them. Good luck and all that. <grabs tin hat and dives under table>