http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=sadist The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:25:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1971 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:19:44 +0000 virtuallywill 1971@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yours is a fine "art of destruction".<br /> I know I speak for all of us when I say that none of us would want to vandalize a Tracey Emin or David Schafer installation and be caught. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1960 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:58:48 +0000 malgor 1960@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like to say I thought of it more as an installation, illustrating the emptiness of satire as a commercial product, whilst at the same time pointing out the lack of conveniences in this forum, with a little subtle play on 'piss-taking' thrown in for good measure. But no, you're right, it was just vandalism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1943 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:11:34 +0000 virtuallywill 1943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That is just vandalism of a public service message. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1935 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:18:23 +0000 malgor 1935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u313/malgor_bucket/TOILET2.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1838 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:26:53 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1838@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No-one said it was strip poker, Mr Kor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1829 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:47:10 +0000 rikkor 1829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Poker in the front, liquor in the rear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1812 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:30:16 +0000 virtuallywill 1812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><center><strong>twist</strong></center> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1811 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:29:26 +0000 virtuallywill 1811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>five</p> <p>ish? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1809 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:25:18 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK. How many cards? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1788 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:20:06 +0000 virtuallywill 1788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I say that hetrosexully. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1787 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:18:20 +0000 virtuallywill 1787@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm not good with the rules of poker, can we play with two. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1783 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:12:45 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Should we wait for others to bid? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1782 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:11:37 +0000 virtuallywill 1782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll see your five, and raise you several clicks which cause no increase in the amount of stars. I thought of it more as an installation, illustrating the emptiness of satire as a commercial product, n ting. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1779 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:55:39 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This seems similar to a game of poker, Mr Will, pending assignment of the headline and story. I'll raise you five. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=657#post-1769 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:06:08 +0000 virtuallywill 1769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[quote] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-1316 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:39:16 +0000 theumpire 1316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Culled from the BBC MyStory website</p> <p>My Mam ran the best little whorehouse in Yorkshire</p> <p>Rose told me about working in London and Glasgow from a shared flat with other girls or on the streets – far from home and far from judging neighbours and her Irish Protestant family. Sometimes the conversations took a more surreal turn: </p> <p>“You know him has the newsagent’s at the back of Morrisons?”<br /> “I don’t know him. Go on though.”<br /> “You do! Big fat man. Swaps the dodgy videos.”<br /> “I don’t. Go on!”<br /> “You do. Well, you know he’s selling school girl’s knickers for four pounds a pair?”<br /> “Why? Can’t you just buy them in a shop?”<br /> “No, these are worn. ‘Soiled’ he calls it in the ad.”<br /> “No!”<br /> “Well I went into the shop the other day and nobody’s behind the counter. I wandered up to the stockroom door, and there he was hunched in the corner like Rumplestiltskin, rubbing gorgonzola cheese into the gusset of some pound-shop pants.”<br /> “God! What did you do?”<br /> “I asked him what he was doing. So he says, ‘I’m rubbing cheese into these knickers.’ Then he stops, looks up at me and says: ‘You won’t tell anyone though, will you?” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-1216 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:17:53 +0000 virtuallywill 1216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=297" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=297</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-1165 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:44:52 +0000 rickwestwell 1165@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Blimey. I remember the glory <strike>days</strike> minutes of Neat-O Sub, and now it's come down to bickering between flanges and gussets. What a place to bicker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-1141 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:33:15 +0000 AdrianJ 1141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ben &amp; Jerry’s Marketing Director fired, following failed launch of Gusset Custard </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-1138 Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:14:40 +0000 Jammydodgers 1138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds like a Pepsi challenge or something?<br /> or:<br /> I Can see Danny Baker on the Housewife's doorstep now:<br /> 'So its been 1 week now, would you swap me <u>one</u> <em>NEW compact</em> <strong>flange</strong> for <u>two</u> of your old <em>'big box'</em> <strong>Gussets</strong>? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-879 Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:58:47 +0000 rikkor 879@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you an Irish Setter by any chance? Would not flange be better than gusset? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=296#post-864 Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:52:59 +0000 Scroat 864@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For newcomers, this works as follows. The setter, in this case me, provides a word which has to be incorporated into a submission. You'll pick it up as you reads submissions. If there are any.</p> <p>You have until midday Saturday, at which point I'll announce the winner, and they in turn pick a word, do the judging and so on...</p> <p>The word is </p> <p>GUSSET </p>