http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=rumblesod The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 04:28:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134623 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:39:21 +0000 JohnA 134623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We all get one-star trolling. From Waylandsmithy.</p> <p>It's the only way he wins. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134596 Tue, 14 Aug 2012 08:05:44 +0000 Oxbridge 134596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I killed myself three weeks ago after deciding I couldn't take the one-star trolling any longer and no fucker's even found me yet. I'll accept a posthumous use of the lost Isle of Wight holidaymakers sub as an apology. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134497 Sun, 12 Aug 2012 22:32:12 +0000 JohnA 134497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the lesson here is don't write on satirical websites when you're shitfaced on drugs. Or something. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134373 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:43:43 +0000 ramblesid 134373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you seriously expect me to believe you've read it all the way through and bits of it more than once? Her local council used a recording of it to clear out rat infestations until a worker accidentally heard a small portion. He's now classed as permanently disabled and it cost them a small fortune in compensation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134366 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 10:07:08 +0000 bonjonelson 134366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If Kazytc has left the conventional mortal world, I do hope her brain was backed up first.</p> <p>Actually, seriously for a moment, the more I read the 'Back up your Brain' article, the more I enjoy it. Yes, it's utterly bonkers, but we keep coming back to it because it's memorable, because it generates controversy and discussions. Whatever you think of the comedic value, it has something. </p> <p>I would call it a work of art. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134322 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:51:55 +0000 MADJEZ 134322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a heroine overdose yesterday, damn female Olympic athletes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134316 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:55:32 +0000 bonjonelson 134316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What I am most concerned about is how you deduced my middle initial is H. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134288 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:37:13 +0000 ramblesid 134288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, pratty. I'm quite good at handling idiots. Now run along and don't mess. There's a good boy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134287 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:30:58 +0000 charlies_hat 134287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>deleted - worthless argument. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134284 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:17:55 +0000 ramblesid 134284@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Charley's Pratt and whoever, what sort of people are you? This site was far better off with the green fields than the sceptical bastards that seem to occupy the place nowadays. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134279 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:09:28 +0000 Not Amused 134279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She tweeted 4h ago so, presumably, she was right all along about the mystical stuff ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134277 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:01:14 +0000 someone else 134277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a load of cobblers. So she was found in front of NewsBiscuit, clutching a NewsBiscuit mug, having used her last breath to scratch out the message: "If only Bonjo hadn't taken the piss out of my abominable sub I wouldn't have to take this massive overdose which will certainly kill me."</p> <p>And blaming her insane drivel on heroin? Acid, more like. </p> <p>But what excellent detective work from her daughter (father apparently unknown) to do a forensic analysis of her computer and find Ramblesid's email! Before even calling an ambulance or anything! </p> <p>Rambo, you're a very naughty troll, but it works best when people really believe you're being nasty - your Junket character was a classic. This one doesn't work, it's too obvious. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134276 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:53:07 +0000 charlies_hat 134276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>deleted - worthless argument. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46679#post-134275 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:38:03 +0000 ramblesid 134275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thought you might like to know, Mr Bonjohnelson the consequences of your actions in resurrecting Kazytc’s sub every couple of months or so. I’m sure you’ve had a grand little chuckle every time you’ve done so and felt the warm glow of appreciation from your mates as they’ve joined in the derision.</p> <p>I must admit that initially I myself had a bit of go at her, under the fiendish disguise of Ramblesnake (Yes it was me all along), but soon afterwards felt guilty about it. I contacted her to apologise and we struck up a bit of a friendship. Although we never met we exchanged e-mails every week or two and I think I got to know her fairly well.</p> <p>I won’t trouble you with the details of her childhood of numerous foster parents and abusive care homes or her near lifelong struggle with heroin addiction, which ended with her massive overdose yesterday. There was no doubt she was a bit quirky, it takes all sorts, but I found her to be a very friendly and caring person who was also extremely self deprecating. I didn’t share her interest in the magical and mystical but then I haven’t been let down by so many people who’s job it was to be reliable in my life as her. </p> <p>I knew she was acutely embarrassed by the series of posts she’d submitted to NB, during a short relapse to the needle. I told her, on numerous occasions, not to read Newsbiscuit but I could always tell when you’d bumped your favourite sub of hers, Mr Bonjo, as it always corresponded with the times I didn’t hear from her for several weeks. </p> <p>Her only daughter (apparently father unknown) e-mailed this morning telling me she found her mother, dead, yesterday, in front of her computer screen displaying Newsbiscuit and found my address through the history. </p> <p>I’m sure that your future bumping of her sub will always bring a superior smile to you and your chum’s faces so please continue to enjoy. </p>