http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=rolf-harris The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:04:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60021#post-174271 Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:57:11 +0000 deceangli 174271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44033#post-126064 Thu, 14 Jun 2012 06:42:52 +0000 Gary Stanton 126064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aren't they all sir? We've all done our share of grieving over this. It's time to move on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44033#post-126046 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:57:37 +0000 FlashArry 126046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 stars ! Excellent - but doomed ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44033#post-125989 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:21:31 +0000 Gary Stanton 125989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>* blows kiss * </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44033#post-125982 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 11:46:53 +0000 medici2471 125982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As ever, funny, well written and just a little bit tasteless. Good stuff*****. Liked following up leads </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=44033#post-125975 Wed, 13 Jun 2012 09:52:39 +0000 Gary Stanton 125975@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A dingo dog, native to Australia, has emerged as the latest suspect in connection with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann from Portugal, according to reports . </p> <p>Detectives working on the McCann case are said to have had a ‘light bulb moment’ after a hungry dingo admitted it was responsible for the abduction of Australian infant Azaria Chamberlain more than thirty years ago. Significantly, on the night of Maddie’s abduction, several people claim they witnessed a dog-like animal scampering down the gangway of a Brisbane to Praia Stenna Lines cruiser before being lured inland by the smell of Tapas.</p> <p>The police, as ever, remain cautious, having already made a number of howling errors, including five hours spent dredging Michael Barrymoore’s swimming pool, in a case which has left them scratching around for answers. Dingos, they say, may have form when it comes to abducting children but it’s not known how good they are at scaling balconies. </p> <p>Earlier today, the Praia da Luz Police Department issued a new e-fit of the suspect who is around three foot tall, brownish in colour with big mournful eyes and a long bushy tail. Friends of the McCanns, meanwhile, say it might be significant that surgeon Gerry McCann’s Lexus often smelt like a dog had been in it . </p> <p>And police received further encouragement last night following reported sightings of a nine year-old blonde girl throwing a stick near Ayers Rock . They believe, if it is Maddie, she will now answer to the name of Sheila. Or Kylie. </p> <p>DC Christiano Figo said </p> <p>‘On the night of Maddie’s disappearance a number of dogs were heard barking excitedly in the neighbourhood. Any one of those could have been a dingo’ .Dingos, meanwhile, are not without their supporters in the outback and local mutts claim the PDLPD’s attempt to frame one of their number amounts to ruff justice. </p> <p>Figo continued </p> <p>‘Some people might find the idea that a dog could stroll past customs, board a cruise liner and make the twenty thousand mile round trip to Portugal rather fanciful, but this is the Praia da Luz Police Department you’re talking about.’</p> <p> ‘We are continuing to follow up all leads’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10483 Mon, 03 May 2010 08:57:59 +0000 ronseal 10483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick,</p> <p>I can make it if it's in London or Surrey-ish.</p> <p>YOu're in Eastbourne? have you ever been to Seaford? It's jolly nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10220 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:13:10 +0000 fernandomando 10220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And so we return to the start- every time I have been out for drinks with those from newsbiscuit, pregnancy or childbirth has swiftly followed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10217 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:03:44 +0000 rickwestwell 10217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sexual activities are your business, eh?<br /> I had no idea you were a professional! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10204 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:50:13 +0000 allmyownstunts 10204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And to think, at the Chandos I believed you when you said you were a lawyer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10186 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:18:08 +0000 fernandomando 10186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Frodo. A name forever linked with 'Lord of the Rings'. Since the films, the evil Lord Sauron is a flaming vagina watching everything from above, and ultimately destroyed by 'the one ring to rule them all'.</p> <p>I'll have you know that my sexual activities are my business. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10157 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:03:48 +0000 Mary Evans 10157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Frodo! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Stanny, you're a gem. Sorry Ferdy, that's gonna stick.</p> <p>Looking forward to it gang. I'll be the one that looks like Mr Greedy. </p> <p>And thanks Gengo, you're a gent.<br /> ('Poof') </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10153 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:54:24 +0000 Stan Laurel 10153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Monday 21st June is good for me.<br /> Await news of venue. Liked the look of the Southwark boozer that Frodo mentioned ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10152 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:32:22 +0000 andhrimnir 10152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>who's June? Sounds like a bit of a goer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10140 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:49:06 +0000 Genghis Cohen 10140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too.</p> <p>Nice FP today, Mary. ('God, that was a disaster. Whose idea was that? She's just a talentless woman.') Really, top stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10132 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:36:31 +0000 Mary Evans 10132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Monday works for me, Ricky boy. And my waters. xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10131 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:30:14 +0000 Scroat 10131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Try telling that to King Canute, or Cnut as Rikkor would have it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10056 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:00:48 +0000 edward hack 10056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can't control the waters </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10054 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:48:39 +0000 Scroat 10054@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was thinking of several leisurely ones. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10036 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:10:10 +0000 edward hack 10036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh great...bang goes my Spanish Honduras party theme barbeque<br /> Why don't we just take some cans round to A&amp;E ...save them having to come out<br /> If Mary's water breaks at least no one will notice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10009 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:27:53 +0000 rickwestwell 10009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK gang - how about Monday 21st June? Seems like more people could make it then, and at least the pubs should be quietish. And we'll only be missing Spain vs Honduras :-)</p> <p>Any violent objections? If not, we'll work out a good pub. I'm not fussy, anywhere we can squeeze Mary in will do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10003 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:02:26 +0000 Mary Evans 10003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Will still be a few weeks off, Oxy, although bring an epidural along just in case. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-10000 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:45:59 +0000 sauce 10000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I'm still waiting for those gussett stained jeans (36" waist - 31" leg)<br /> You haven't let somebody else take them have you? </blockquote><br /> No, but we've had to fly them at half mast from the church pole: only way to deal with the smell. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9989 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:21:03 +0000 Oxbridge 9989@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I can wangle working in London that week, I'll make it. Please keep us posted.</p> <p>Aren't you due to drop about then Maz? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9921 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:46:37 +0000 edward hack 9921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm still waiting for those gussett stained jeans (36" waist - 31" leg)<br /> You haven't let somebody else take them have you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9919 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:43:37 +0000 sauce 9919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I won't have a work rota till June (if I'm lucky). Manager's just quit so I'm in charge (as assistant manager) till someone else is given the job. I'm not applying as I don't want to be full time but I have a feeling that the area manager may expect me to drop everything and cover - possibly 6 days a week. In which case, as she hasn't deigned to answer my email on the subject of the (May, let alone June) rota, she's in for a rude awakening come Friday, when the other woman finishes.<br /> (Sorry to whinge, but I am feeling very very pissed off about the lack of communications; they'll be losing another member of staff at this rate.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9886 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:26:08 +0000 Mary Evans 9886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me also. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9849 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 07:04:45 +0000 Scroat 9849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any day's fine by me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9837 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:01:41 +0000 rickwestwell 9837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd all be welcome in Oz any time! :-)</p> <p>Just woken up - this time difference is a bugger.</p> <p>If not everyone can make friday, are monday or thurs better? </p> <p>Des - if my missus-to-be came along, we'd also be joined by our twin 4 year old monsters, who would probably demolish chez Custard before you could say "that's why you shouldn't meet people from the internet" :-)</p> <p>I'm fine with any day - can people post back saying what days they can do, and we'll feed the into the special date-o-matic computer to work out the best one. </p> <p>Otherwise, I could happily get pissed in London every night that week... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3343&page=2#post-9833 Wed, 28 Apr 2010 22:20:07 +0000 edward hack 9833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would it be easier if we all came over to Australia?<br /> Saves putting anybody out. </p>