http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ramblesid-returns The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 11:08:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156374 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:23:22 +0000 Tess Goes 156374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Verbally buggered with a golf club" had me in hysterics, Jeni B.<br /> Not having many teeth left myself, I must admit to having never having the balls to go to my local course and ask for a hole in one.<br /> Besides - My Dentist has little patience and I'm smaller than he is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156277 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:25:58 +0000 ed.mundy 156277@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If that was a clever ruse to get me to view the wikipedia entry for "Obsolete golf clubs" then well played. I would however hate to end up being criticised for the out dated nature of my club whilst defending myself against the shell suit wearing spawns of Satan otherwise known as children :-P </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156256 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 11:34:09 +0000 pinxit 156256@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You may borrow my Niblick.</p> <p><em>(Been waiting 40 years to get that line out.)</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156215 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:57:49 +0000 The All New Jeni B 156215@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm so glad you're joking, otherwise you might have found yourself being verbally buggered with a golf-club. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156213 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:39:27 +0000 ed.mundy 156213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Haha! Yes, it was a rather generous description of one of the most consistently poverty stricken urban areas in southern England. And yes, I am joking, inspired solely by the latest rantings from Peter Hitchens regarding how the only explanation for the murder of an old man in Sheffield on Christmas Eve is the irretrievable social decay of this country. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156066 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:47:45 +0000 Perks 156066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know the Cowley area of Oxford very well and to suggest it is lower middle class is a bit far fetched. </p> <p>I also nicked many golf balls from that golf course as a kid and never had any trouble. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156063 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:25:56 +0000 Oxbridge 156063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You are joking aren't you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156061 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 10:08:38 +0000 ed.mundy 156061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite apart from my belief that legislation instituted to protect the rights of gay people (and women and ethnic minorities) has been a curse upon the morality of our society and a catalyst of irretrievably heinous social decay, I have no problem with those who bugger each other senseless.<br /> Please see the latest rantings of Peter Hitchins on the Daily Mail, I can't really do him justice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156059 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 09:55:32 +0000 Gerontius 156059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not a big fan of the gay then Ed? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54073#post-156032 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:34:41 +0000 ed.mundy 156032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This evening just passed a middle class white man has walked back to his abode through a lower middle class area of a town in southern England without being buggered or robbed senseless by marauding teenagers. Amazingly, Edward Brumby, 34 from Oxford, stumbled through Cowley, and even took the ill advised route through the golf course at 3am. He managed to get back to his room and computer without being fucked up rotten by the atheists and dirty liberals who have plagued our streets since Queen Victoria was on the throne. Hell, there weren't even any gays to question him about his sexual preferences. Family man Brumby is one of the 99.9999% of Christian men to walk a short distance home this year without being kicked to shit by sly liberal atheist scumbags, but how long can it be before someone else falls victim to this curse. </p>