http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=rambleshit The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:06:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168447 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:23:17 +0000 Titus 168447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Driving</em> a van? She <em>must</em> have a PhD.</p> <p>With a mere first degree, she would be just loading a van. If she was lucky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168440 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:40:34 +0000 Truebiscuit 168440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds about right to me, Yikes. Most people who hide in university for years and years are completely useless in the real world. They just train to teach other people how to hide in university, the pointless twats. But driving vans? Everyone fucking loves parcels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168439 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:31:19 +0000 Yikes 168439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably right Perks - the link you gave says she is now available to train them.</p> <p>I find it a bit odd that as a Phd she is offering her services as data entry person and courier driver ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168438 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 06:05:06 +0000 Perks 168438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe there is even a suggestion she was trained as a private detective! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168437 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 03:26:22 +0000 Ironduke 168437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! Pretty comprehensive.</p> <p>Just wonder if the Cardinals considered her? Can't imagine a better candidate for Pope than her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168436 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:31:30 +0000 Perks 168436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice to see her position of comma abuser has not been lost. Now baaring in mind she has a disability, look at all the stuff she is willing to do! <a href="http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd" rel="nofollow">http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168433 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:36:10 +0000 reforse 168433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/">http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/</a></p> <p>She has a diploma in Photography too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168380 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:40:45 +0000 Nowherefast 168380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard a rumour that Rebecca may somehow be involved in all of this </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168374 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:30:53 +0000 Not Amused 168374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah... Welcome back to an old friend... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168371 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:25:37 +0000 bonjonelson 168371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it two months already? At some point, bumping this will no longer be funny.</p> <p>But not yet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157709 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:33:10 +0000 beau-jolly 157709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck me! Is it that time of year again already? Before you know it ramblesid will be coming out of hibernation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157706 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:22:25 +0000 bonjonelson 157706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Time for this to make it to the front page? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157343 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:27:48 +0000 Midfield Diamond 157343@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I got it, liked it and think more stars are in order. But you probably need to know the real story to find it amusing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157339 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 11:41:21 +0000 Geraldine Wiley 157339@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too<br /> Did that really happen? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157292 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:16:52 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 157292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't get it originally but I did enjoy the expanded version. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157285 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 07:15:32 +0000 Lucy4 157285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My reply appealed to my sense of humour. We can't all have the same taste. No offence was taken at any time. At least on my part. Yes, I do like biscuits. Plain chocolate ones. No offence but I think bourbons are dull and bland.<br /> As a punctuation fan hope you like the full stops.</p> <p>I got a star. That's a huge improvement on my usual score. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157239 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:13:15 +0000 Bourbon 157239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame. I preferred that one because I have a thing for commas.</p> <p> Sorry if I offended you ramb... Lucy, just thought as a pedant you would want to get the details right.</p> <p>Do you like biscuits?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157237 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:53:08 +0000 SJM 157237@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it Lucy.</p> <p>(Wasn't that a TV series?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157234 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:44:07 +0000 waylandsmithy 157234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard the train drivers were going on strike because they're not being paid double-time for carrying toffs.</p> <p>Don't get me started on bus drivers. Cunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157232 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:14:44 +0000 Lucy4 157232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was going to put: rail minister has a word with the chairman of Greater Anglia Trains and uses his position of power to force him to get one of his managers to think up a spurious reason to dismiss, without redundancy payment, a faithful and loyal employee of the company, with 30 years unblemished service, man and boy, because he didn't take him all the way to his office in Westminster, like his usual chauffeur; but it wouldn't fit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157228 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:19:33 +0000 Bourbon 157228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unfortunate, the rail minister would have no say over the hiring and firing of train drivers. That is the responsibility of the individual train companies. </p> <p>Other than that, nice one. I think. Well. I don't really get it but hey. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54460#post-157226 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 21:12:18 +0000 Lucy4 157226@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134379 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:05:19 +0000 Nowherefast 134379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@b-j</p> <p>There's something sinister about the way she gets inside your head and makes you want to research her isn't there!</p> <p>I actually pity Dr Karen Stevens, Senior Lecturer in Creative Writing at University of Chichester (genuine). I'm surprised Dr.Karen 'poke me I'm a mental' Stevens PhD hasn't claimed that job on her CV too! An Amazon search on the name brings up both women with the former listing a book entitled <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/s?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=books-uk&amp;field-author=Dr%20Karen%20Stevens">"Writing a First Novel"</a> due for publication next Feb. It's listed immediately above the 'Serious &amp; Satirical' offering of the beloved loony. The shared name cant bode well for sales! My "No Fucking Way!" reaction prompted the research that uncovered the genuine academic Dr Stevens. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134378 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 15:09:57 +0000 beau-jolly 134378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Picking at scabs again. <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/kazytc">photographic model</a> had me!<br /> This lady's CV grows by the minute but still just the one scary picture in dozens of websites </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134319 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:08:50 +0000 Nowherefast 134319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would be far less painful if she'd gone for Haiku as a style. No better perhaps but at least the reading/pain experience would have been briefer.</p> <p>Summer cafe, cream tea.<br /> Spew twee verse. Done! Lick windows.<br /> All commas now used? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46683#post-134314 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:42:17 +0000 bonjonelson 134314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bump </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134311 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:58:09 +0000 Gerontius 134311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad I could be of help Sid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134306 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:34:41 +0000 ramblesid 134306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you know, Geronimo, that the top of the range Tena undergarments, as advertised on Yesterday TV, were not adequate in containing the amount of fluid I expelled during the reading of what you've just written. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134305 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:20:47 +0000 Gerontius 134305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it or not...at least Kaz is putting the effort in.<br /> I was told in all seriousness by a close family member that they much preferred Kaz's offerings to most of the stuff they read on NB<br /> I think it's fair to say Kaz is an acquired taste.<br /> But how many current Biscuiteers have left their mark in such a memorable way.<br /> At one time the trolls said the same about shark's in formaldahyde and unmade beds and graffitti on walls.<br /> Kaz could well be the new Banksy.<br /> I wish I'd had a fraction of the attention that Kaz gets.<br /> It takes time and effort to produce that amount of stuff - and while I agree Kaz should seriously consider changing her dealer - let's give the gal a break. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134304 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:07:54 +0000 ramblesid 134304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, Jolly Polly, let's have a full 300/400 word sub from you and see how it goes. </p>