http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=quentin-fisting The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 10:18:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-6057 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:28:48 +0000 Zadok the second 6057@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quentin Tarantino. Why did he keep casting himself in his own movies? Has he not seen himself? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-6049 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:43:28 +0000 Stan Laurel 6049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No. Stick to the Quentin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-6040 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:24:15 +0000 MADJEZ 6040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quentin Wilson ! Now Sergeant Wilson from Dad's army he was a good dancer.<br /> Has this turned into a word association. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-6014 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:42:30 +0000 Oxbridge 6014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I definitely wouldn't. Not any of them. Or the Quentin Wotsisname off Fifth Gear who was the worst ever dancer on Strictly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5942 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 05:55:27 +0000 edward hack 5942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It had been infiltrated by 'young' people. (spits chewing tobacco on floor)<br /> Oh yes, they looked the part-did all the right things...slippers, cardigan, smelling of wee but those cake crumbs had been put there deliberately.<br /> I think Malgor has been trying to sort out his P45 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5924 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:03:27 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would seem that Old Biscuit has been retired for now.<br /> I think too many of them were having problems with bits of coconut getting stuck in their teeth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5914 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:35:40 +0000 Quaz 5914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has there been a rumpus? I've been passed out under an armchair for a bit in Malgor's thread so I may have missed something. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.</p> <p>I know of the ways of the OldBiscuit, but surely they were all wiped out in the Cone Wars, a time when Glaswegian ice cream men fought a desparate batte for control of the pitch outside the park on Sunday afternoons? It is said that the air was rent with the sound of a thousand jingles as miriad vans joined in the fray. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5909 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:15:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope, I'm going to keep it going out of spite Stoopy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5902 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:21:15 +0000 Mary Evans 5902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quentin Letts doesn't really blow my skirt up either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5895 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:18:29 +0000 sauce 5895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeez, bloody scientists. Useless lot, scrounging taxpayers' money. Wot they ever done for us then, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5878 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:55:38 +0000 Stan Laurel 5878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmmm! I never liked Uncle Quentin in the Famous Five books. Savage temper and a scientist to boot. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5875 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:52:51 +0000 edward hack 5875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Let's settle this once and for all.....why not start an 'I'd shag Quentin' forum (no need to show your colours - it can be either Caroline or Crisp) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5870 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:43:42 +0000 virtuallywill 5870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was Quentin Crisp a Quentin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5857 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:55:23 +0000 Mary Evans 5857@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody hell Wally. You are such a Quentin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5853 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:51:37 +0000 wallster 5853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody leave Caroline Quentin alone, I'll not have a bad word said against her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1985#post-5848 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:06:13 +0000 AdrianJ 5848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...could I suggest that we formally adopt Caroline Quentin as the forum’s official hate figure?</p> <p>Whenever a forum member is upset by another forum member’s actions, that forum member may then opt to vent their spleen in Ms.Quentin’s direction instead - thereby maintaing forum harmony. For example:</p> <p>PluckyMonkey: “Rikkor, why do you always have to be so Caroline?”<br /> Rikkor: “Oh shut up you complete Quentin!”</p> <p>Either that, or we just goad Plucky and Rikkor in to resolving their differences by beating the Quenting Caroline out of each other? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5843 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:37:51 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 5843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>LOL!</p> <p>(that's the best way to kill off a thread, in my experience)</p> <p>PMSL </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5842 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:33:26 +0000 AdrianJ 5842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...but Miss, they started it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5716 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:39:03 +0000 Mary Evans 5716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sauce - a poussin up your snout, maybe, but for a whole chicken, you need to pack bigger boot space... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5715 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:29:51 +0000 MADJEZ 5715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn I've been rumbled, someone's found my secret wardrobe into Narnia (Scroaty knows what I'm talking about !).</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/feed/">NB Narnia parallel universe !</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5713 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:23:58 +0000 sauce 5713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just hang around long enough, Maz, and it'll find <em>you</em>.</p> <p>So it was an <em>anus</em> for the chicken? Bugger, so that's why me parson's nose was peculiar afterwards... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5672 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:20:22 +0000 Mary Evans 5672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is this Old Biscuit of which you speak? Is it possible to find a way back to olden times, like the wardrobe in Narnia? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5668 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:44:29 +0000 MADJEZ 5668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry miss. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5665 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:00:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was recent mention of the garlic insertion over on the Old Biscuit thread Mary. And I'm afraid that I was the dirty birdy that brought it up.</p> <p>Zadok, given the grammatical peccadilloes of this site, surely you must realise that if I had intended the meaning you infer, I would have written, "...surely, to fuck, there is enough room...".</p> <p>Tsk. Priests these days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5664 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:40:59 +0000 Mary Evans 5664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody Scottish pacifists. Come in here, brokering peace. We Southern softies just love a shandy-fuelled row...</p> <p>I yearn for gentler times when we discussed more civil matters, such as anal garlic insertion, squirrel-licking, how to smuggle a chicken out of Waitrose using only a rectum, just how much of Scotland Jeni had slept with, just how many of the rest of the UK I hadn't, Babs' unique brand of masculinity, Rick's badger cheese-feeding mother and other such pleasantries. </p> <p>And Zadok. You are supposed to be a nice boy. We'll have none of that smut on here, thank you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5663 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:20:23 +0000 Zadok the second 5663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>surely to fuck there is enough room on here for everyone</blockquote></p> <p>Am I the only one who mis-read this, and had visions of a king-size bed, among other things? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5655 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:34:38 +0000 sauce 5655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, blokes are soooo pre-dick-table.</p> <p>Well-said, Jeni. Been on several sites and given up beacause they were either really unpleasantly cruel and negative or so artily up their own danders they didn't appreciate my more down to earth and, indeed, earthy approach (to poetry, that was ... but probably goes for everything).</p> <p>I like the weird n wonderful mix of characters on here. The place would be the poorer without Plucky or Rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5650 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:47:52 +0000 rickwestwell 5650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had my dander up last night - haven't enjoyed myself so much for ages. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5643 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:53:08 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Stunts.x</p> <p>Yes, now bear in mind that there are TWO small Scottish women here, so you have been warned. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5642 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:51:29 +0000 allmyownstunts 5642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got that everyone? You don't want to be messing with small Scottish women with their dander up.<br /> Well said Jen. </p>