http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=purple-bridesmaid-dresses The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 17:42:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34510#post-97435 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:59:48 +0000 waylandsmithy 97435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We all queued politely for the last practice, as no-one thought it seemed right to break the glass bar on the fire exit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34510#post-97430 Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:52:11 +0000 Scroat 97430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z38/dcoxell/303762_10150313765828303_9171233302_8287273_1708360573_n.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18837 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:40:53 +0000 PluckyMunky 18837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I will try to become a reformed troll then. Thanks for your comments. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18836 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:20:43 +0000 shitsu_tonka 18836@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I used to love No.73. Am really quite jealous. Always wanted to be on a phone-in on Going Live too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18833 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:16:03 +0000 QorbeQ 18833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a postcard read out by Andrea Arnold on No.73 once. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18832 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:59:31 +0000 shitsu_tonka 18832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doctor Moptop is right, that is a very trollish question, Plucky. Repeatedly mentioning academic qualifications as if that lends your comments some legitimacy is a standard troll thing too. Maybe you want to think about that.</p> <p>shitsu_tonka 13 G.C.S.Es, Sixer of the Elves in Brownies, Blue Peter badge winner. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18826 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:28:56 +0000 PluckyMunky 18826@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right, thanks. I can see that I irritate some people and that is fair enough. I guess I can see that some of my points are 'off topic' but they certainly aren't aimed at getting a rise out of people. Quite a few people have been pleased to chat on various topics and I enjoy that. 'Humour' as someone has just remarked, is not 'funny'. I can see that now.</p> <p>I have been on here quite a long time and will try to limit my 'off subject' points. I can assure you that no malice has been intended.</p> <p>I apologise for any offence and especially to those who feel my sense of humour is misplaced. By the way, this is not a 'flounce'. Thanks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18821 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:16:21 +0000 Svendo 18821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey pluckster (you troll - thats 4 times), Trolls are essentially people that frequent messageboards and forums and post inflammatory, off topic, or irrelevant messages mainly to get a rise out of people.</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18820 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:15:49 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 18820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look it up on google. It will be like looking in a mirror. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18819 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:14:15 +0000 Doctor Moptop 18819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You must lead an ever so sheltered life if you haven't come across this expression before.</p> <p>The query in itself could come across as somewhat 'trollish' as it would be a simple matter just to goggle it.</p> <p>But anyway, here you are:</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7030#post-18818 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:00:52 +0000 PluckyMunky 18818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have been told I am one, three times, now and I have no idea of what it means in this context. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-18087 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:16:22 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 18087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Isn't that a bit like the "plot" for Cloverfield? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-18086 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:06:49 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 18086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I went to Rhode Island once, and Boston, but Rikkor didn't turn up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-18061 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 15:59:22 +0000 Scroat 18061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There must be a joke about Cnut* there somewhere...</p> <p>* aka Canute </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-18017 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:15:42 +0000 Mary Evans 18017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An epidural and a nanny would be more handy, Plucky, but I'll try to keep my waters at bay for the duration. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-18012 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:13:11 +0000 PluckyMunky 18012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope someone will be taking a bowl of hot water and some towels with them, for you, Mary. That's what they always do in the films, anyway. Have a great time. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17993 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:01:42 +0000 Mary Evans 17993@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Look for the woman with the extremely large tummy. It might not be me, but I rather like the thought of random Biscuiteers accosting fat women and accusing them of anally smuggling organic chickens out of Waitrose...</p> <p>In earnest, as the only sober person at the Chandos, I know what enough of you look like to hunt you down. And I am vastly pregnant, so I would make an excellent landmark. I'll be there discussing the preferred cheese of the badger community with Mr Westwell from 5.30 and staring in disgust at my sparkling mineral water. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17991 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:53:56 +0000 Des Custard 17991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame, I'd have liked to have met the Annoyingly family. Stunts, sauce, jeni and jp could be the perfect foursome for a NewsBiscuit family-based sitcom. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17988 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:19:19 +0000 sauce 17988@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I could come, I'd be as annoyingly as possible. x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17985 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 06:04:12 +0000 fernandomando 17985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I intend to walk around each bar and mumble 'newsbiscuit'.<br /> This, however, is not something extraordinary where alochol is involved. I might also be the person sitting in the corner counting to ten with the aid of my fingers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17981 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:44:16 +0000 PluckyMunky 17981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi, Mr Well! I won't be able to make it, unfortunately. Not because of any fear of underground transportation, but because of money and my shoulder not healing. </p> <p>I hope it is a great night out, that you all get pissed as farts and that, one day, I can meet everyone. Lots of love to all, Plucky. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17979 Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:20:15 +0000 rickwestwell 17979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe, on walking into whichever bar seems best, we could all exclaim as loudly as possible: "My Ass Hurts!", in Rikkor's honour.</p> <p>Or failing that, I'll be the one next to Mary Evans.</p> <p>Hoorah, btw! I know stunts, sauce, jeni and jp annoyingly can't come, but I assume that everyone else can? Plucky, have you conquered your dread of the underground railway? I'll be extremely disappointed if you're not there. And everyone else, of course.</p> <p>Can't wait to have a beer with the biscuity crowd! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17974 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:31:54 +0000 rikkor 17974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chando's? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17972 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:09:51 +0000 Svendo 17972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bah! why are these kind of things always Darn Sarf in that there London. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6671#post-17970 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:52:43 +0000 fernandomando 17970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have been stuck away from Fleet Street these past couple of weeks, but the pub is Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese. It has a number of bars. Unsure which one to meet up in, but I can offer the following evidence: <a href="http://fernandosbassoon.blogspot.com/2009/12/newsbiscuit-night-out-in-chandos.html" rel="nofollow">http://fernandosbassoon.blogspot.com/2009/12/newsbiscuit-night-out-in-chandos.html</a> as an example of what people who write for newsbiscuit might look like. I am the one in the red tie. </p> <p>5.30pm on Monday</p> <p>For more info see here: <a href="http://www.pubs.com/main_site/pub_details.php?pub_id=154" rel="nofollow">http://www.pubs.com/main_site/pub_details.php?pub_id=154</a></p> <p>Any ideas for identifying each other as newsbiscuit people are welcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=790#post-2097 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:34:33 +0000 ronseal 2097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I tried it a few times.</p> <p>Was OK a coule of times, but some nights I went on stage, knowing it wasn't going to go right. and it didn't!</p> <p>That's when people come over to you aftewards and say "you were shit mate"</p> <p>cheers! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=790#post-2082 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:14:16 +0000 Ludicity 2082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for that link. Incidentally, how many stand ups are there on here? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=790#post-2071 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:31:26 +0000 Stan Laurel 2071@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just rec'd this link, in case you're interested </p> <p><a href="http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/03/11/10671/radio_2_to_launch_stand-up_contest?rss" rel="nofollow">http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/03/11/10671/radio_2_to_launch_stand-up_contest?rss</a> </p>