http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=pun The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 14:26:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164028 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:36:25 +0000 sponge finger 164028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wall to wall </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164027 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:35:37 +0000 scribbler 164027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A vast panoply of puns </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164023 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:31:06 +0000 sponge finger 164023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>bounce<br /> (just wanted to see all the little carpet puns rolled together) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164018 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:24:16 +0000 scribbler 164018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Squudge. What language are you writing in? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164011 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:58:20 +0000 Squudge 164011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you wouldn't be bouncing your mouldy old ticker so it lands on top of mine now would you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164010 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:54:43 +0000 scribbler 164010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OMG Not only are puns awful, but they breed faster than bacteria </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164003 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:25:42 +0000 Squudge 164003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>well I quite like it. On a sad note:</p> <p>"Axminster will never be laid again" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-164000 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:15:19 +0000 scribbler 164000@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’m Afraid, Dave. My Mind is Going. I Can Feel It. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-163999 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:10:01 +0000 sponge finger 163999@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you've only let yourself down </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56688#post-163998 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:08:15 +0000 scribbler 163998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Goddam you guys have got me doing it now.</p> <p>Sodding pun</p> <p>Damn! Damn! Damn! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56230#post-163630 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:44:11 +0000 lane-avenger 163630@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you'll have to explain to me I'm afraid (very sheltered life) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163591 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:48:56 +0000 Idiot 163591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Truebiscuit, I was actually paying you a compliment, thick cunt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163588 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:44:48 +0000 Truebiscuit 163588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>90,000 times, Lane. Why not have a go? It's less of a waste of your time than trying to think up something funny.</p> <p>Idiot, you're an idiot.</p> <p>Twat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163582 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 08:55:33 +0000 lane-avenger 163582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How many times do you need to click one star to get it back down from three? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163579 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 08:43:44 +0000 Idiot 163579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shame about the throwaway, condescending delivery as I reckon there's a good joke in there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56230#post-163559 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:10:59 +0000 Squudge 163559@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I only just got this!<br /> Dead innocent me... tis funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163545 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:14:55 +0000 J Vine 163545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would be a perfect colour match if I covered them in brown with a bit of blood red thrown in. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163543 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:10:49 +0000 Truebiscuit 163543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it a good colour match for any of them? I'd prefer a litre or so of piss, if I'm honest.</p> <p>And I am fucking honest. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163542 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:06:40 +0000 J Vine 163542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I could provide a turd which you could use a s a crayon, but as there are 8 of them I'm worried it might run out half way through? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163530 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:38:06 +0000 Truebiscuit 163530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I work exclusively in other people's bodily fluids.</p> <p>How big are your grandchildren? Do they have eyes and that? Any distinguishing marks? I'll give it a go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163529 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:34:50 +0000 J Vine 163529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd like a picture of my grandchildren. Do you work in charcoal or pencil? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56557#post-163526 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:31:25 +0000 Truebiscuit 163526@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Because that was a horse you've heard of, and Bute is a drug in horses that will make you sick.</p> <p>I'll draw a fucking picture. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163517 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:00:00 +0000 sillybugger 163517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pieterson knocked for six at Pistorius allegations.Pistorius thought with blades he could get away with it?... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163506 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:16:52 +0000 lane-avenger 163506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Howzatt!? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163501 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:07:58 +0000 lane-avenger 163501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>surely if we're going cricket with this there have to be a few more references to stumps?</p> <p>or bowled a maiden over</p> <p>or short leg </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163496 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:03:32 +0000 Squudge 163496@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>quite like this actually - antidote to one-star coming up </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163469 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:29:10 +0000 lane-avenger 163469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>at least he could never have been given out lbw </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163457 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:02:47 +0000 Truebiscuit 163457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>total cack. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56550#post-163455 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:58:49 +0000 custard cream 163455@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more soon... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56545#post-163441 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:03:43 +0000 sponge finger 163441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>if I was his lawyer - I might flounce by now</p> <p>'Assault and Battery gone wrong' </p>