http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=pissing-kittens The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 15:06:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-276 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:48:01 +0000 rikkor 276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Adding F of F as a tag every time will also avert the devestation bound to occur when the Mayan "Long Count" calendar ends in 2012. You can see how well this is working when you look at the swirling topics in the blue box on the front page here. Yours in averting the end of all humanity, Rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-275 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:40:25 +0000 John Square 275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK.</p> <p>I missed the discussion on that one. I wondered why it must happen, and now I know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-274 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:39:30 +0000 rikkor 274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta, mate.</p> <p>Please always add "Fists of Fury" as you tag, or no one in Haiti will ever get a house again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-269 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:29:12 +0000 John Square 269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hadn't even noticed the stars.</p> <p>Thanks guv. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-268 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:26:22 +0000 rikkor 268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Liked it vy. much! 5 stars, which I guess is the new 10. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=74#post-267 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:08:47 +0000 John Square 267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tearful Tiger Woods has made a full and frank apology for cheating on his wife with a succession of blonde, curvy glamour models, actresses and cocktail waitresses.</p> <p>The world number one golfer was talking publicly for the first time since the scandal surrounding his private life erupted in late November last year. </p> <p>"I was unfaithful, I had affairs and I cheated. What I did was unacceptable," said the 14-time major winner. "In fact, I was so ashamed of myself I had to do it over and over again, in a variety of degrading positions, to really understand how bad I had behaved." </p> <p>Addressing his personal issues, he said: "It is hard to admit that I need help but I do. Whenever I was approached by one of these gorgeous women, and they intimated they wanted to have sex with me, I just said 'Yes'. And I kept on saying it. For many, many hours"</p> <p>"My therapist tells me this is wrong, and it is disrespectful. I don;t yet fully understand this, but she's a looker, so I'm going with the flow for the moment".</p> <p>Woods said he did not rule out returning to golf this year but indicated he did not as yet have a date. He did confirm that he has several phone numbers, however, and was feeling hopeful.</p> <p>"I do plan to return to golf one day," he said. "I just don't know when that day will be. To be honest, I'm kind of having a lot of fun now. I think her name is Sandi" </p>