http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=piss-poor The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 03:25:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-168486 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:49:58 +0000 nickb 168486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I still say I salute him. The guy has a right to die publicly. I mean in the comedy sense. He has bravely exercised his right to do this, by putting up something he must have imagined to be edgey. Bless him, no faulting the ambition. Sadly, it turns out to be simply poor, ccording to all who have taken the trouble to post here. And ungrammatical, although it's cruel to kick a man when he is so clearly down, Blacklesbian! In this case a kicking by a blacklesbian has got to hurt this guy, I'd imagine.</p> <p>Look, fellah, Scoobey Doo or whatever you're called. It hurts. We know, we know. And Titus is right. Pakistan is not off limits when it comes to humour. But the clue is in that last word. Risky stuff has to go that extra mile to be funny. So, what have we learned here? Room for improvement. Don't take it too hard. Give it another go. Get back in the saddle. Or find a hobby where you can really excel. They say flower arranging is a lot of fun! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167809 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:58:44 +0000 Titus 167809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The only real problem is that it is a worn-out, very old joke. But I agree, Pakistan has just as much right to be included as South Wales, Birmingham, Anywhere-Oop-North or any other tedious city, town, district or country of your choice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167771 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:52:17 +0000 medici2471 167771@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has there been a massive earthquake in Pakistan? </p> <p>I recall there was one in Dudley a few years ago that cause just hundreds of pounds worth of improvements... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167769 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:38:36 +0000 Midnight Dreary 167769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After. But the grammar is still the best bit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167751 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:01:57 +0000 blacklesbian 167751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shouldn't there be an apostrophe before the 's' in 'pounds'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167748 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:58:20 +0000 Perks 167748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think the biggest problem is that the joke is a very very old pub joke. It offers nothing new. I've heard it about cities, areas of cities, earthquakes, tornados, fires. It's the equivalent of putting a poor knock-knock joke up and thinking people are missing comedy genius.</p> <p> As for other things written, I don't think dignify a response </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167747 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 09:57:48 +0000 Midnight Dreary 167747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Hey, a guy who once wrote subs here is lauded in death (only a blue plaque on the website is missing)</blockquote></p> <p>Don't worry Tripod, if anything ever happens to you, I'm sure we'll all make it clear just how much we miss you.</p> <p>This sub offends people because it's such an old joke, btw, not because of the racism, that's just tired. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167734 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:36:29 +0000 Jeremy Hunt 167734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>''Hey, a guy who once wrote subs here is lauded in death (only a blue plaque on the website is missing), while dead celebrities are greeted with mocking laughter.''</p> <p>Indeed.Of course celebrities A-Z don't have feelings or families.I know Jade Goody didn't.Nor do I. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167729 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:17:51 +0000 Tripod 167729@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>a raw nerve</blockquote></p> <p>It's not always easy to know where 'the line' is. Hey, a guy who once wrote subs here is lauded in death (only a blue plaque on the website is missing), while dead celebrities are greeted with mocking laughter. Go figure, as they say in the USA... </p> <p>Of course, the best defence is to write something so funny that readers are bent double with laughter before they realise they're offended... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167709 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 03:00:38 +0000 Scoby Watson 167709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it's safe to say I've hit a raw nerve. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167690 Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:12:24 +0000 nickb 167690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Calling this shit does shit a disservice. Otherwise I would agree. Chilly today wasn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167678 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:51:44 +0000 Golgo13 167678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167674 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:46:17 +0000 nickb 167674@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heartily support the freedom for this kind of shit to be posted. More dumb shit, Scoby. Try some funny as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167656 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:34:11 +0000 LensCap 167656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>or alternatively say Birmingham or Wales - it's always all right to take the piss out of these places </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167653 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:29:32 +0000 Dumbnews 167653@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>maybe "investment" instead of improvement, and something less tragic than earthquake like flooding? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57817#post-167647 Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:03:22 +0000 Scoby Watson 167647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56377#post-162852 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:31:21 +0000 tamoshanter 162852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now there's a thing... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49102#post-141632 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:10:44 +0000 burnmybridges 141632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>balls on her nose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139868 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:36:34 +0000 Mr Humphries 139868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Shock, disgust and outrage" were just three of the words used to describe the recent online thesaurus virus.....</p> <p>Creator of the site was said to be 'lost for words'</p> <p>Come on!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139833 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:38:53 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll drink to anything!</p> <p>Cheers! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139830 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:37:03 +0000 Mr Humphries 139830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll drink to that.</p> <p>Bottoms up!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139827 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:34:46 +0000 Skoob1999 139827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And now cheap innuendo. What are you turning into Martin </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139823 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:28:46 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139823@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Us gays have to stick together Mr Humphries,</p> <p>I'm right behind you.</p> <p>WAHEEYYY! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139814 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:54:28 +0000 Mr Humphries 139814@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fluffer's forced to work more hours for less pay....</p> <p>veteran fluffer says its hard to swallow.</p> <p>Am I any closer? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139805 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:35:50 +0000 Skoob1999 139805@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry. It's how newbies get treated here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139803 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:34:08 +0000 Mr Humphries 139803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Blimey Skoob/Martin, cut me some slack. This is my first attempt at this stuff. I was looking for advice. Or did I run into the forums troll(s)?</p> <p>I'll keep at it and see if someone will show me the ropes. They can't all be like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139786 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:13:24 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139786@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh my and golly gosh! Isn't everything truly wonderful!</p> <p>Apart from me...</p> <p>And all my alter-egos. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139760 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:29:37 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139760@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We could register this as a business.</p> <p>An industry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139753 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:18:38 +0000 Skoob1999 139753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok. I get the message, I'll stop posting humourless, pointless, unfunny shite. Martin, will you join me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48514#post-139748 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:03:25 +0000 Mr Humphries 139748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe....</p> <p>Camp horticulturist says it was a great year for pansies.</p> <p>? </p>