http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=piss The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:33 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164579 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:21:11 +0000 Audible Minority 164579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Midnight Dreary, we don't need spoofs. There are plenty of immature and mindless contributors dumping what they have for intellect elsewhere on the Internet without encouraging them here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164577 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:11:53 +0000 shaggy 164577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK i admit defeat. You guys are too good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164560 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:33:14 +0000 Tripod 164560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>but I am actually a spoof of the spoof of the spoof</blockquote></p> <p>Ah, now I understand...</p> <p><img src="http://muftah.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ceci-n-est-pas-une-pipe.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164559 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:31:41 +0000 Midnight Dreary 164559@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're just the Spoof. I hear they'll get their forum back soon, so maybe we won't see so much of you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164557 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:29:03 +0000 shaggy 164557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Midnight - afraid you have missed the subtlety here - easily done I admit - but I am actually a spoof of the spoof of the spoof of the people who just say the first thing that comes into their heads. Ach du liebe zeite ich musse zu schlafen gehen! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164551 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:15:25 +0000 Midnight Dreary 164551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, we've all done it. Er, been a U-boat captain, I mean. Obviously. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164550 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:10:50 +0000 Yikes 164550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>IMO this is very funny, accidental or not!</p> <p>No chance of a NiB length expansion??? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164548 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:08:01 +0000 Midnight Dreary 164548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shaggy - truebiscuit is taking the piss - he's a spoof of people who just post the first thing that comes into their heads - makes you think, eh? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164525 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:28:22 +0000 shaggy 164525@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you go first </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164518 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:22:58 +0000 Tripod 164518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unfunny subs. Unfunny comebacks. C'mon folks, we can do better than this... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164517 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:21:31 +0000 shaggy 164517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fair play for having a go TB, but this is shit. Personally I always have a roll of toilet paper next to my bed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164514 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 20:14:13 +0000 Truebiscuit 164514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Given it some thought, and it's definitely piss funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56838#post-164498 Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:44:13 +0000 Truebiscuit 164498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is complete bollocks, but it might be accidentally brilliant. Probably is, because I wrote it and I'm fucking hilarious. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157712 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:47:25 +0000 beau-jolly 157712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Where's the nearest Boozer?<br /> You're talking to him.</p> <p>C.1967 Carry on boozing.</p> <p>I'm concidering getting rid of adblock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157684 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:06:17 +0000 Oxbridge 157684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Shit, This One's Still Going, Says Everyone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157682 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:41:31 +0000 Mr Target 157682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I'm getting pop-ups for adblock software... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157681 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:35:06 +0000 Tripod 157681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doesn't anyone use AdBlock? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157680 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:28:25 +0000 charlies_hat 157680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>2471 - I saw Sarah too, she's not worth it... stick with Rebecca.</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54450" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54450</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157678 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:16:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've sussed the "Rebecca Effect", I've now got ads for photocopiers so obviously, she's just made copies of herself so that there is always a Rebecca within 3 miles of any one of us, at any time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157672 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:19:25 +0000 medici2471 157672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A girl called Sarah has popped up on mine, although she is 4 miles away I think I am prepared to go the extra mile. Also reduces the chance of Mrs 2471 finding out... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157668 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:39:17 +0000 Scroat 157668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If she has somehow effected a distortion of the space/time continuum, and we all live within six miles of each other (we can call it the Rebecca Effect), why don't we all meet at her place? Never mind the sex, we can have tea and biscuits, Biscuits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157623 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:16:08 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Jeni, I always make sure to have a little blue pill available for the fat old lads just in case. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157613 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:13:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Rebecca, I think you've solved the conundrum of omnipotence. x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157611 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:57:09 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Jeni, yes I'm above beau, and not for the first time. He's not know as BJ for nothing you know. I can't resist a publican, and his boozer, The Red Lion, is only about 3 miles down the road x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157600 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:09:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Actually, she's right above you beau... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157594 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:18:14 +0000 beau-jolly 157594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hurrah! On the home desktop I can see Rebecca and guess what; She's only 3 miles away. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157572 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:27:59 +0000 rikkor 157572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be careful. If you have an iPhone, she could be sitting right next to you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157570 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:34:03 +0000 dvo4fun 157570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for this thread Oxbridge - I've just been able to point it out to mrs 4fun &amp; reassure her that it's not targetted advertising based on my browsing history. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157558 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:09:10 +0000 godly1966 157558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She doesn't need Mature Dating she needs carbon dating. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157537 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 09:01:04 +0000 Username 157537@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@bourbon. I'm assuming it made the ticker because it was funny. That's what drew me in.<br /> Didn't realise it was an in-joke. </p>