http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ouch The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 22:04:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51107#post-147133 Sun, 04 Nov 2012 08:28:25 +0000 charlies_hat 147133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Neat-o Movember irony special </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47861 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 14:47:57 +0000 hero2zero 47861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oops! Sorry, couldn't stop myself, did it again, oh dear! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47834 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 10:19:18 +0000 Stan Laurel 47834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor is Fannie Mae and I claim my $10. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47828 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 09:35:14 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 47828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor - <blockquote>Quick! Which one of us has been an IT executive at major banks and mutual fund companies for more than 20 years?</blockquote></p> <p>Shouldn't you be concentrating on completing your new book "How to lose all the Little People's money and then get bailed out by them whilst making a fat profit to boot, for Dummies"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47827 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 09:32:27 +0000 hero2zero 47827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, sorry it was me, I couldnt resist it. Thought they might reciprocate! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47825 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 08:32:54 +0000 Stan Laurel 47825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's one thing having spam on the subs board, but now the bastards are giving themselves 5 stars. Well, really! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47792 Sat, 04 Dec 2010 01:09:00 +0000 rickwestwell 47792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Never mind all that - what I want to know is how can we achieve total quality without sacrificing customer focus?? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47784 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:43:24 +0000 the coarse whisperer 47784@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Quick! Which one of us has been an IT executive at major banks and mutual fund companies for more than 20 years?<br /> </blockquote></p> <p>Aaaah! So <em>you're</em> the pointy-haired boss? That does indeed clinch all arguments. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47783 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:39:41 +0000 ronseal 47783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, what about two factor authentication.</p> <p>Just to make it interesting, we could virtualise it. In the cloud machine. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47782 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:38:11 +0000 ronseal 47782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aha.</p> <p>So Mr Rikkor is an IT executive in a big bank.</p> <p>Now the scales have fallen from my eyes, and I'm seeing mr Rikkor as he really is.</p> <p>A fiend in human form!</p> <p>Shouldn't you be readng a manual? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47777 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 23:24:20 +0000 rikkor 47777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quick! Which one of us has been an IT executive at major banks and mutual fund companies for more than 20 years? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47715 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:51:14 +0000 the coarse whisperer 47715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite possibly because every other site uses all the anti-spam MODs you've never heard of.</p> <p>As Confucius say, to foolish man with hammer everything looks like your testicles splayed on a chopping block. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47693 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:16:18 +0000 rikkor 47693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, gosh. It must be some CIA super-secret technology that keeps every other site in the world free from 1985 Acura Car Parts spam then, Mr. OCR. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47679 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:56:13 +0000 the coarse whisperer 47679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Captchas don't work, spambots use OCR to circumvent them. The only use for captchas is to stop annoying forum trolls shooting their mouths off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47666 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:34:22 +0000 rikkor 47666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Captcha" sounds like a rap singer. Oh, and this just proves that techie types get all bitter when they are presented with an easy, sensible solution. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47640 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 13:18:08 +0000 Zadok the second 47640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't say captcha without an angry Ben Elton sneer. Don't know why. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47498 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 02:42:06 +0000 saltire 47498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ouch malgor.The,old comma,ploy. I seem to remember jousting with a Mr Custard some time ago. He did a similar thing to me.All because of a f****** coma.I'm still hurting.A deep,irrational,angry hurt that won't subside.Rikkor on the other hand....</p> <p>5 for the riposte </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47489 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 01:02:01 +0000 malgor 47489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Okay. A simple Rikkor, you're right again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47485 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:35:06 +0000 rikkor 47485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A simple "Rikkor, you are right again" will suffice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47484 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:27:03 +0000 malgor 47484@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not a question of easy or difficile, just a question of getting round to it:</p> <p><blockquote>Oh dear :-( looks like we'll have to set up a captcha :-(</blockquote></p> <p>(quote from nice admin man dominic, 8 months ago...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47479 Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:08:03 +0000 rikkor 47479@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ram, they haven't done it as techie types never go for the easy, off the shelf answers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47474 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:53:03 +0000 bonjonelson 47474@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The key is to make sure you prevent your links being useful for spammers. Thats why they come back.</p> <p>You need to check this page:</p> <p><a href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Nofollow" rel="nofollow">http://codex.wordpress.org/Nofollow</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47471 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:50:05 +0000 the coarse whisperer 47471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Maybe because they're super-annoying and don't work. Isn't there a blacklist feature you can add "&gt;&gt;&gt;" and ", , , , , , , . . . " to, so the posts get auto-deleted? You're using phpBB, right? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47438 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:38:43 +0000 ramblesnake 47438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They're called captchas Reich, me old fruit. I thought of that a few weeks ago but as I thought of it and it seems so obvious I assumed there must be reason why they haven't done it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=17527#post-47418 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 19:17:31 +0000 rikkor 47418@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think it is super-easy to add one of those swirly mystery word checks before allowing an new ID set-up and the first post. Should stop your spam iss-shoo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1616#post-4472 Sun, 28 Mar 2010 09:59:46 +0000 virtuallywill 4472@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://lorigordon.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stone-age.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=878#post-2250 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:22:40 +0000 malgor 2250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>say no more </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=878#post-2245 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:54:20 +0000 virtuallywill 2245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more piercings later...</p> <p><img src="http://gallery.photo.net/photo/6134167-lg.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=771#post-2094 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:09:39 +0000 virtuallywill 2094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Splot splatt and cummin in Crumlin </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=771#post-2090 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:52:00 +0000 Dai_Happy 2090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Men of Whore-Lick", "Dilys Does Dallas" for starters... </p>