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Forum » Tag: off his meds - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=off-his-meds The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 12:10:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Kazytc on "Obarmy gets a Colorado Kiss whilst others diss" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14070#post-38103 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:46:47 +0000 Kazytc 38103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hi there, I am sure you haven't heard of a Colorado kiss! This is because its a spoof! In the UK there is a really bad area called Kirkby in Merseyside, when someone head buts you they call it in slang terms a "Kirkby Kiss"! I was just carrying on this term and nicknaming the hate campaign against Obama as the "Colorado Kiss". I think you sadly took me the wrong way! Sorry if it offended you but hey... no offense meant I was only spoofing! Isn't a good writer one who can create things, bit like the author of Harry Potter, who invented lots of amazing award winning characters? Its all part of the creativity of writing isn't it?! Sorry you took it the wrong way, and I wonder if you are one of many on this site doing the same, which is sad because I come in the spirit of pure sincere spoofing friendship, and no harm meant at all OK! Best of luck with your work, hope it gets better appreciated than mine does in this site. I am just happy that my work receives more approval on other sites, otherwise it would destroy me. Oh well can't win 'em all eh! No matter! Kindest Regards, Kaz rikkor on "Obarmy gets a Colorado Kiss whilst others diss" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14070#post-38099 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:32:41 +0000 rikkor 38099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Stopped reading after two sentences. I'm from the US, and have never heard of a Colorado Kiss. Kazytc on "Obarmy gets a Colorado Kiss whilst others diss" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14070#post-38078 Thu, 14 Oct 2010 16:45:32 +0000 Kazytc 38078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Amidst the mid-term elections, in the US, President O'Barmy , has received what is fondly known as the "Colorado Kiss". In this instance, the Colorado kiss, takes the form of painted billboards, erected across the state, depicting him as a racist homophobic suicide bomber and Mexican bandit, with homosexual tendencies. Honoured by the lavish attention, from Colorado, President O'Barmy, has ordered that Paul Snooper, who painted the said billboards, should be visited by the men in black, in recognition for his services to the state. Paul Snooper is expected to disappear into thin air, in the near future. Meanwhile Satanic Witch, and opposition candidate, Christine O'Donald-Duck, has continued her offensive against Chris Coons-Black, accusing him of being a Marxist, complete with bow and arrow, and his eye on the bulls eye target, this being, her infamous Tea party. Christine O'Donald-Duck, has been performing all manner of Satanic rituals, in collusion with Cherie Blair-Witch, in a bid to topple the opposition, from being in the running for power. Chris Coons-Black, has hit back at Christine O'Donald-Duck, by accusing her of being an extremist, who is more interested in clever sound bites from McDonald's Restaurants, and also KFC, than in offering solutions to America's, problem eaters and the obese generally. Despite a recent TV advertising campaign, to try and assure the US electorate, that she is not really a Satanic Witch. Christine O'Donald-Duck, is still facing widespread belief, that she really is a witch. What doesn't help Christine O'Donald-Duck, is that she travels extensively by broomstick, even on inter-state journeys, in any event, it is hard to conceal even a fold up Numbum 2000, in your handbag. Christine O'Donald-Duck, has nevertheless, stunned the state of Tupperware, by beating someone called Mike, at building a Castle single handed, speculation is growing that Christine O'Donald-Duck, conjured her castle up with magic, unlike Mike who built his with his bare hands. President O'Barmy, wanting to get some inside information, on Christine O'Donald-Duck, has invited her to the White House for talks, but insisted that she must use stronger denture adhesive, on her false teeth, as last time they fell out, onto one of his Chinese Cups and chipped it, spoiling the set. President O'Barmy, has also insisted that Christine O'Donald-Duck, does not blacken the white house door ,with fumes off her broomstick, as she did before, and has ordered, that she leaves her broomstick, by the gate like all other political, and visiting witches. Christine O'Donald-Duck, has vowed that if she gets elected, the white house will be painted black, including the door, and cannot understand why President O'Barmy, hasn't had this done already, as she feels that it might better suit the image, depicted of him, by Paul Snooper. Sarah Pailin-to-insignificance, has said very little, in recent debates, as she is still trying to break in, a new pair of dentures, gifted to her by her style icon and heroine figure, Margaret Thatcher. Sarah Pailin-to-insignificance, has even had her home renovated, with a new thatched roof, to match the one on Margaret Thatcher's home, in the UK. Nothing like a little obsession, to further fuel the political fires, under the respective cauldron's, after all it is almost Halloween. Chris Coon-Black, is thought to be peeved, as he never got an invite, to the White House, and he has accused Christine O'Donald-Duck, of having done black magic, on President O'Barmy, to get him to invite her in the first place, which he feels puts him at a serious disadvantage, against Christine O'Donald-Duck. Chris Coons-Black, tried to challenge Christine O'Donald-Duck, into disclosing on live US TV, what her feelings were on evolution, but not wanting to ruin her chances of a successful meeting at the White House, Christine O'Donald Duck, refused to admit on live TV, in the US, that she thought that President O'Barmy, and Chris Coons-Black, were direct descendents of Apes or Gorilla's. So it's a question, of ascertaining who is telling fibs, and who isn't, hard to say given the magnitude of the serious issues raised, such as evolution and witchcraft, racial prejudice, Marxism and suicide bombing, to name but few. In essence, it's a choice between broomstick power, exploitation of slave labour, or voting back in, someone who is a secret suicide bomber, and Mexican bandit, who lifts shirts, and doesn't like others who do the same. Which will you choose, it's all or nothing? You are advised to take your time in choosing, after all its Hobson's choice really, and you are just along for the ride like the rest of us! Or to coin a typical US phrase, "If you wanna make God Laugh tell him your plans, he's the one with the plans, you're just along for the ride like the rest of us". More news later, watch this space, minus Marxists on broomsticks on a kamikaze missions designed to doom. This news story is dedicated to my dear friend JoAn Greinert a spiritual artist from Nevada USA whose catchphrase is "If you wanna make God Laugh tell him your plans, he's the one with the plans, you're just along for the ride like the rest of us" Zadok the second on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7094 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:38:51 +0000 Zadok the second 7094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ah. allmyownstunts on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7093 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:38:05 +0000 allmyownstunts 7093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I meant a whole new Chat Topic to honour the Antipodean Coming, rather than scrolling to the bowels of this one. Zadok the second on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7092 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:35:50 +0000 Zadok the second 7092@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What's a nice thread? Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7091 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:33:49 +0000 Scroat 7091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Reet allmyownstunts on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7090 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:33:30 +0000 allmyownstunts 7090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Did you not buy a round, Scroat? Gosh. Mary and I often talk about how we didn't notice. Atonement beckons when lovely Rick hits town. Any chance of this happy prospect being re-posted on a NICE thread? x rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7087 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:27:37 +0000 rickwestwell 7087@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll certainly bring precautions, Fernando. Very excited about seeing fellow biscuits in the flesh - I'll post the dates I'm back as soon as my fiancee reminds me of them, and we can arrange some shenanigi. <blockquote>So that will be halves of mild all round then..? </blockquote> Happen it will, lad. fernandomando on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7085 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:20:58 +0000 fernandomando 7085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ What excellent news. I have already purchased an only recently out of date copy of the good pub guide (mine is the 2008 version)and therefore saved enough pennies to go out for a drink again. However, on the two occasions that I have been out with newsbiscuiteers, pregnancies or birth have soon followed. Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7079 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:38:25 +0000 Scroat 7079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Beg to differ Ricky my son, but the first round's mine - I neglected to buy one at the Chandos gig, much to my shame. So that will be halves of mild all round then..? He said stereotypically. Mary Evans on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7078 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:38:08 +0000 Mary Evans 7078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This is joyous news Marj! I will still just about be able to waddle out the door by then and few sherbets should help Baby Maz relax for the big day. Let us know your dates and we'll do an NB shindig - what fun!!! rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7077 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:32:51 +0000 rickwestwell 7077@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Back in June for 3 weeks, Scroat, and having a beer with the NB crowd is on top of the list of things to do, just ahead of "get married". I'm buying. (The beer, not my beautiful bride.) Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7052 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:03:23 +0000 Scroat 7052@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <blockquote>Actually, I look forward immensely to having a pint with you, Scroat and the crew when I'm in the UK soon</blockquote> You too Mr Westwell. I gather your Down Under at the moment. Look forward to a NB gathering on your return. rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-7002 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:03:04 +0000 rickwestwell 7002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks Sid - it's the personal touch that makes this place so special. ramblesid on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-6973 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:10:22 +0000 ramblesid 6973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'll come back to Westwell. Rest of you, dismiss. MADJEZ on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-6961 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:18:07 +0000 MADJEZ 6961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Scroat is that legal under the new Scrabble rules ? And more importantly will it fit on the board ? Scroat on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302&page=2#post-6923 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 11:45:23 +0000 Scroat 6923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ROMBWWMAALINTAWWTHMTTAMIILGAPOTH :o) MADJEZ on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6913 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:15:25 +0000 MADJEZ 6913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks, it was buried in the back of my brain somewhere along with Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball company. Des Custard on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6909 Sun, 11 Apr 2010 09:22:46 +0000 Des Custard 6909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I knew you'd get that one Jez. Classic retention of title case. The All New Jeni B on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6895 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:01:35 +0000 The All New Jeni B 6895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I think it's going to be the next big acronym. And by big, I mean size. Alan Sundry on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6894 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 21:55:15 +0000 Alan Sundry 6894@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Rolling on my back, whimpering, waving my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head. ROMBWWMAALINTAWWTHMTTAMIILGAPOTH You've got to admit, it's catchy. MADJEZ on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6872 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 19:34:43 +0000 MADJEZ 6872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Industrie Vaasen BV v Romalpa Aluminium Ltd (1976). Don't you lot know anything ? sauce on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6867 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:26:35 +0000 sauce 6867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ WTF? Des Custard on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6866 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 18:25:36 +0000 Des Custard 6866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ROMALPA MADJEZ on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6833 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:00:49 +0000 MADJEZ 6833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I've got two words to say about this thread SHITE ! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A">Harry Enfield Yorkshireman sketch.</a> Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' on Newsbiscuit drinking Château de Chasselas, eh? RichT on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6826 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 12:08:06 +0000 RichT 6826@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ facism and racial hatred, fine. But ignoring the little piggies ? Thats just heartless, who will feed them ? rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6820 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:15:46 +0000 rickwestwell 6820@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ See? I told you! sauce on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6815 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:46:20 +0000 sauce 6815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ROFLMAO Bugger ... rickwestwell on "Forget Twat of the Week, if you haven't already, we have:" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2302#post-6813 Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:40:39 +0000 rickwestwell 6813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <blockquote>I never roll on my back these days.</blockquote> Not even to get your tummy tickled? You expect us to believe that?