http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=of The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:35:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51438#post-148016 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 18:48:28 +0000 Squudge 148016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have a scattering of stars</p> <p>...you could add that the 'fog drill' is to shout "wave if you can hear me" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51438#post-148010 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 18:15:49 +0000 misterjingles 148010@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Why be limited to 140 characters ?" said a spokesperson today. "The only constraint with this "free to air" system is the length of time it takes for your arms to start aching.. "</p> <p>"Admittedly, the reception gets a bit ropey in dense fog, and our equivalent of re-tweeting can increase the local windspeed quite a bit, but overall we feel that this is a worthy successor to morse code" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59867 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:49:59 +0000 OldThingy 59867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OldThigy inherited his cock. He uses it as his avatar.<br /> The full picture is available if anyone is interested.<br /> I can pass it on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59797 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:52:51 +0000 Scroat 59797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Priceless Rikkor. You deserve stars. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59795 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:28:00 +0000 rikkor 59795@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I inherited a lot of dough from my parents, bless them. (Thanks for asking!) It only took one failed business to make it all go bye-bye, though. The good news is that (if I live)there are a couple of more chances to get more. I swear I'll be more careful this time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59758 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:32:00 +0000 OldThingy 59758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scroat, Do you ever take it out to blow it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59751 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:07:44 +0000 Scroat 59751@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've got my father's nose.</p> <p>It's in a jar of formaldehyde on the mantlepiece. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59748 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:51:06 +0000 DrTurmoil 59748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, so judging by the scores it was a massively inferior sequel. But a fart in a colander?</p> <p>I really liked the Oedipus line and Dave Weird btw. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59577 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:47:01 +0000 John Wiltshire 59577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'We're all a bunch of thieves in our family,' boasted Kevin Willmot of Lewisham. 'But we have a certain order of nicking things. First my parents take, then I take after them.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59572 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:16:20 +0000 be reasonable 59572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My parents never had any kids; sadly, neither do I. Coincidence? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59571 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:09:45 +0000 John Wiltshire 59571@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'I take after both my parents, as they're gay', said Zachary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59550 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:47:47 +0000 John Wiltshire 59550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'I've got my mum's curves,' said Dave Weird, 37, of Littlehampton.</p> <p>Kevin Nutter, 23, from Portsmouth, said 'I've got my dad's criminal record.'</p> <p>Anita Bosworth, 43, from New Malden, has a sadder story. 'My grandad died on his birthday,' she told us. 'He was 93. And we hadn't even finished giving him the bumps.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59549 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:43:26 +0000 Zadok the second 59549@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Real problems finding the right greetings card", Oedipus Rex, Colonus. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59546 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:34:14 +0000 DrTurmoil 59546@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anyone else want to join in with this slightly inferior sequel? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22080#post-59545 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 12:33:15 +0000 DrTurmoil 59545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Readers discuss their own personal personal lives, personally.This week's topic:<br /> What do you think you’ve inherited from your parents?</p> <p>'I've got my dad’s dodgy old feet. Funny thing to leave someone in a will, but they do make a talking point on the mantelpiece.' Edward Smith, 54, Surrey.</p> <p>'Blue eyes, blonde hair, a good constitution. Oh and an innate fear and mistrust of black people.' Jessica Carter, 41, Manchester.</p> <p>'I take after my dad health-wise, which is very reassuring as he was in great physical shape well into his 80s. Of course on the downside he was one of the few documented cases of spontaneous human combustion, which always gives me pause for thought on petrol station forecourts.' Andrew Burton, 56, Cheshire.</p> <p>'A lot of love and happy memories. I’ve been on the Antiques Roadshow, apparently they’re not worth anything.' Amanda Wright, 38, Epping.</p> <p>'Y’see this big old nose? Exactly the same one you’d see on my dear old mum’s face. If it’d been me having the surgery I’d have chosen something a bit more Nicole Kidman, but she had her heart set on this one...' Eric Branson, 41, Leytonstone.</p> <p>'While I’m not ginger personally, it turns out I am actually a carrier. Please don’t tell my husband.' Janine Griffiths, 34, Cardiff.</p> <p>'Guilt. Mainly guilt.' Kirsty Turner, 37, West London. </p>