http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=no-replies-since The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61079#post-177330 Thu, 09 May 2013 15:45:21 +0000 gaijintendo 177330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This joke needs more thinking - so if you have any thinks left, feel free to ride it out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=61079#post-177329 Thu, 09 May 2013 15:44:43 +0000 gaijintendo 177329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>according to a survey of Dads. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60924#post-176813 Tue, 07 May 2013 12:33:03 +0000 gaijintendo 176813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The govenrment intends on getting rid of unwanted gifts, and raise funds with a new tempting format alongside Saturday National Lottery, EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle, Thunderball and HotPicks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55929#post-161483 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:26:44 +0000 gaijintendo 161483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>+100* to anyone who can make that entire headline start with S or soft C sounds.<br /> Print -&gt; Shape?<br /> First -&gt; State-of-the-art?<br /> Human -&gt; Simian? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55929#post-161482 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:26:04 +0000 gaijintendo 161482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>TrueBiscuit: <a href="http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2013-02/scottish-scientists-print-human-embryonic-stem-cells-3-d-printer" rel="nofollow">http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2013-02/scottish-scientists-print-human-embryonic-stem-cells-3-d-printer</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55805#post-161168 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:31:12 +0000 gaijintendo 161168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Evening All! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50516#post-145662 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:13:04 +0000 gaijintendo 145662@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This image made me think of it: <a href="http://arduino.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/linuxdaymap1.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://arduino.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/linuxdaymap1.jpg</a> but in reality that is a Linux Day map of some sort. from here <a href="http://www.linuxday.it/" rel="nofollow">http://www.linuxday.it/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50516#post-145661 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:08:21 +0000 gaijintendo 145661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"just in case"</p> <p>//because of this non-sense: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20025626</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49642#post-143356 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 14:59:54 +0000 gaijintendo 143356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, same joke, but this time they are making smaller cheques for charitable events.</p> <p>Nah, forget it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49642#post-143331 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 12:23:45 +0000 gaijintendo 143331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is hoped that the introduction of new 'Novelty-Sized' Chip &amp; Pin cards will shave up to four working days off charitable donations. Donors are assured that the new card will reduce queues at charitable events.</p> <p>The banks admit the new cards do cause a security risk, as it is very hard to shield the pin number, whilst making use of the 'Novelty-Sized' card reader. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49337#post-142391 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 21:14:42 +0000 gaijintendo 142391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>American sports fans are outraged as a routine, oval-format Nascar race was interrupted on the 187th identical lap, when several cars crashed spectacularly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48995#post-141334 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:38:40 +0000 gaijintendo 141334@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Because it is <strong><em>actually</em></strong> in September you see. That's where you went wrong. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47134#post-135322 Tue, 21 Aug 2012 21:12:20 +0000 gaijintendo 135322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yorkshire born Richard Herring is to be commemorated with a statue near the Underbelly venue, commissioned by Countess Burdett-Coutts.</p> <p>Richard was accustomed to visiting Edinburgh every year, but after his career died in 1999 he won the hearts and minds of the Edinburgh folk, by returning faithfully to the scene of his past successes every year until his death.</p> <p>The statue will be titled "Cowgate Dickie", and will be unveiled on Tuesday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=46552#post-133940 Wed, 08 Aug 2012 07:45:11 +0000 gaijintendo 133940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>/Oh, "Haikui", my mistake. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=43868#post-125470 Fri, 08 Jun 2012 10:37:47 +0000 gaijintendo 125470@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>phwoar! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41869#post-119446 Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:13:25 +0000 gaijintendo 119446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Nearshire Constabulary have found that video evidence has not improved their conviction rates, but actually hampered it. But road squad hope that a new addition to their cars will help convict more drivers with dangerous driving.</p> <p>The new computer, to be installed in each car, uses software which has analysed data from videos from successful convictions. With this information it is able to alter the onboard video of any driver, to closer match the patterns seen in such cases.</p> <p>"There are lots of problems in getting a good conviction." says Inspector Tintenfisch "Sometimes the driver has no blood alcohol, drives within the speed limit and does not weave across the road."</p> <p>"This technology is a godsend for meeting our targets." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37856#post-106849 Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:45:26 +0000 gaijintendo 106849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just had to teach my smartphone Gervais, cunt, mong and Ofcom and am now exhausted. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37856#post-106848 Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:43:46 +0000 gaijintendo 106848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.equalanddiverse.co.uk/it-is-okay-ofcom-says-to-sue-the-word-mong/" rel="nofollow">http://www.equalanddiverse.co.uk/it-is-okay-ofcom-says-to-sue-the-word-mong/</a></p> <p>Gervais, who has been campaigning against other peoples feelings for years.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36882#post-103480 Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:50:02 +0000 gaijintendo 103480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong> </strong> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36804#post-103173 Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:12:44 +0000 gaijintendo 103173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds like an old joke, presumably is. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=35540#post-100080 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:23:26 +0000 gaijintendo 100080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After a series of up and downs, Scotland is aiming higher! Higher! Wheee </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34972#post-98875 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:19:11 +0000 gaijintendo 98875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Friday Everyone! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=33633#post-95471 Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:10:32 +0000 gaijintendo 95471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>People sentenced to death by hanging are now allowed to wank during their execution </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31925#post-90477 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:31:00 +0000 gaijintendo 90477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The iOS update to version 5 was tainted with the spirits of former FOXXCON employees who were suicided for leaking trade secrets.</p> <p>Hmm. I feel like a socialist with a fold-able table and a loud speaker when I write something vaguely activisty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31144#post-87770 Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:11:22 +0000 gaijintendo 87770@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and military grade cover-sheets for tactical warfare. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30826#post-86861 Thu, 22 Sep 2011 16:49:06 +0000 gaijintendo 86861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Teenagers defend the new game saying "fingering a spirit is not the same as necrophilia. Nobody is getting hurt here. Can't you old people just move along and complain about heating bills?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29266#post-82117 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 06:57:40 +0000 gaijintendo 82117@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Slip on shoes now preferred, and flight attendants make mandatory passenger checks every 15 minutes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27844#post-76889 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:14:29 +0000 gaijintendo 76889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Morning all! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=26154#post-71173 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 08:47:10 +0000 gaijintendo 71173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Red Bull product look likely to change formula this month given that the <em>Limoniscus violaceus</em> whose blood gives Red Bull its distinctive flavour, has been recognised as a protected species. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25417#post-69056 Sun, 22 May 2011 08:14:47 +0000 gaijintendo 69056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(something about Eyjafjallajokull) </p>