http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=no-one The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 11:24:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880&page=2#post-100377 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:58:54 +0000 Quaz 100377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wahyhay the lad! Rikkor returns. I'll have to start spelling properly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880&page=2#post-100374 Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:34:37 +0000 rikkor 100374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ennui the Eighth is vy. funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880&page=2#post-99997 Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:49:14 +0000 godly1966 99997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world record for a botting chain is 184. It was broken when an attempt at the world’s longest naked conga record went badly wrong. The leader of the conga took a wrong turn in to a broom cupboard and the resulting pile up broke the record for the world’s longest botting chain. Just thought iron duke there was a film called “I robot” maybe it should be remade as “I rowbot” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880&page=2#post-99930 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:19:03 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 99930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He may away for some time...<br /> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_serial_killer" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_serial_killer</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99912 Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:55:51 +0000 Ironduke 99912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if they have a policy on wanking in the Space Station? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99776 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:37:17 +0000 button 99776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew, good to hear from you CollieP. I bet that OllieP is up to no good with PollieP. Dirty boy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99651 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:12:12 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 99651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BJ - comedy gold. </p> <p>You forgot the spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99643 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:00:17 +0000 CollieP 99643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Button - don't worry about me, I'm ok. Broadband on the farm went down for a while so I got back into playing outside. Don't know where OllieP is though.</p> <p>Woof. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99614 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:50:14 +0000 beau-jolly 99614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My ass hurts. Thank you thank you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99534 Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:29:06 +0000 dvo4fun 99534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ beau-jolly - go for it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99528 Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:44:06 +0000 godly1966 99528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about zero gravity in the international space station. They must do something up there to pass the time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99518 Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:13:39 +0000 Ironduke 99518@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sky-diving botting-chain. Now that is an image, jockeying for position before Norris McWhirter declares it is a record and they can break. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99517 Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:10:59 +0000 ronseal 99517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ennui you can do, I can do bitter </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99490 Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:44:32 +0000 beau-jolly 99490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As Rikkor is absent, would anyone mind if I didn't write anything funny but made acid remarks on other's subs and, when I work out how to, add rude tags?<br /> I'm in a Rikkor kinda state of mind at the moment so I probably will anyway. Just asking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99172 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:45:00 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 99172@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Alternatively, a sauce-boat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99100 Sun, 04 Dec 2011 01:20:26 +0000 Ironduke 99100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>that would require such co-ordination, you'd need someone to step out and bang the slave rowers rhythym drum. Either that, or use a giant executive toy ball swing (sic) as a metronome.</p> <p>I like to have even my disturbing, eye peeling, gut wrenching visions factually faesible. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99076 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:40:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 99076@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd imagine that with enough participants everyone involved could be Pierre. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99074 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:34:29 +0000 fernandomando 99074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe Pierre is lucky in that he enjoys a position amongst 3 whereby he both gives and receives. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99073 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 20:19:02 +0000 Ironduke 99073@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Presumably 'Lucky Pierre' giveth, but shall not receive? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99063 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 18:54:16 +0000 The All New Jeni B 99063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, vintage Westwell. Although we never really found out the source of Rick's indepth knowledge of botting chains, nor which of the explorers was "Lucky Pierre". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-99038 Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:58:29 +0000 button 99038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope he's not been sent to live at that farm. Come to think of it i haven't seen Collie P for a while either....or Ollie P for that matter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98906 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:28:00 +0000 fernandomando 98906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In fact, here is the story (from one of newsbiscuit's finest writers): <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/20/new-research-reveals-captain-oates-actually-left-scott%e2%80%99s-antarctic-party-for-gay-spa/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/20/new-research-reveals-captain-oates-actually-left-scott%e2%80%99s-antarctic-party-for-gay-spa/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98900 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:17:31 +0000 fernandomando 98900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe there is an excellent front page somewhere in the archives suggesting Captain Oates was on his way to 'The Cheeky Penguin' to enjoy 'frozen fist Friday' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98898 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:05:17 +0000 godly1966 98898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Arr I remember, what he actually said was “I am just popping out, I have won a holiday sailing round the coast of Somalia” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98881 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:49:29 +0000 riesler 98881@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>or "That polar bear is a long way from home" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98861 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:22:29 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 98861@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apparently, Captain Oats' last words were ‘where the fuck is that tent’? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98852 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 08:59:44 +0000 godly1966 98852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny last post I saw he said “ I am just going outside I may be sometime” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98800 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:31:20 +0000 Ironduke 98800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tee hee...I'd defame your butt...or, I suppose if you were stubbing out a fag...deflame your butt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98665 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:50:31 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 98665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’m ennui the eighth I am. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=34880#post-98616 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 22:42:58 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 98616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's ennui, is it serious? I was already starting to worry about him, now jeni tells us he's ill.</p> <p>I hope he gets better soon. </p>