http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=ni The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 21:26:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27771#post-76668 Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:00:30 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 76668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27771#post-76656 Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:18:04 +0000 JohnA 76656@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27771#post-76632 Wed, 13 Jul 2011 11:20:24 +0000 Solanki and Mawhinney 76632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Metropolitan police officer said that the NI phone hacking case was not properly investigated first time around as ‘they were really busy with all sorts of, you know, stuff’.<br /> Peter Clarke was called before a Commons select committee yesterday to explain why the original enquiry he headed up achieved so little.<br /> Mr. Clarke told the committee, ‘What you’ve got to understand is that 2005 was a particularly busy time for us. J. K. Rowling had just released Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and that was a really, really big book. We’d heard that there was a real twist at the end and we couldn’t concentrate on anything else until we’d finished it. Dumbledore dies in case you’re wondering.’<br /> ‘Then someone bought in a box set of The Wire and, perhaps foolishly, I said we’d watch just one episode before we got started. You know what it’s like, one episode turns into two, two turns into three and before you know it, it’s home time.’<br /> ‘Add to that the fact that Sudoku was taking off and it’s a wonder we got any work done at all.’<br /> News of the World journalists were also blamed by Mr. Clarke. He said, ‘They really didn’t make my job easy. I’d ask them if they ever hacked anyone’s phone and they said no. Turns out they were lying! How are you meant to work with people who have an attitude like that?’<br /> On leaving the room Mr. Clarke slapped his hand to the head and uttered, ‘Terrorism!’. He then went on to say to himself, ‘Why didn’t think of that in there? You can get away with almost anything if you say terrorism. Wars, infringement of civil rights, ID cards. I should have just said we were busy because of terrorism.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1923#post-5723 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:14:53 +0000 borednow 5723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chancellor to offer no claims discount of up to 60% for anyone who hasn't made a claim in over 2 years. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1923#post-5696 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:34:53 +0000 confidemus 5696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following recent criticism expressed by business chiefs of the government's plan to increase NI contributions, the Chief Executive Officers of the nationalised banks have written an open letter to the Financial Times, offering to pay all of the added levy for every taxpayer in the UK. The letter, signed by some of the City of London's leading heavyweights, including Lord Marmaduke Poindersister and Sir Christopher Mirandapopolous, outlines how bankers will voluntarily proffer a percentage of their bonuses to the Treasury to cover the NI increase and give the country the financial kick-start it needs.</p> <p>Stated the letter...<blockquote>We recognise that in these difficult times it is only proper for all good men to come to the aid of the country...notwithstanding the unfortunate lack of prudence shown by a large section of the populace in failing to save adequately while borrowing beyond their means, we must recognise that the nation stands or falls together and sacrifices must be shared. </blockquote></p> <p>It is believed the move will add a further £155 billion to the Treasury's coffers, amounting to 0.001% of the national debt. The publicly-owned banks will generate the contributions from the upward bonus adjustments applied to bankers salaries this year, as a so-called 'golden goosing' reward for the increased responsibility of managing government bail-out cash. Said Sir Christopher: <blockquote> Bankers are not used to dealing with these tangible cash amounts. It is exceedingly burdensome to manage real money when you are used to futurised virtualities and shortstock-barreling hedge-spreads. Of course we need to set bonus levels appropriately in order to retain experts with the expertise to spend the public's money wisely. It shows that the spirit of the Blitz is alive and trading in the City when these philanthropic heroes are willing to each give 2.5% of their hard-earned additional bonus payments to help the country. We owe them more than can be expressed in mere words and I think that over the forthcoming year it will of course be necessary to increase bonus payments to reflect the calibre of the individuals we now have at the helm of the economy.</blockquote></p> <p>Shadow Chancellor, Georgie Osbourne declined to comment on the announcement until the markets open, however the Chancellor, Alistair Darling, said: <blockquote>The country owes a significant debt to Lord Poindersister and Sir Christopher and all the other bankers already. This generous gesture shows just how much we will always be in their debt."</blockquote> </p>