http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=needy The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 11:22:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57078#post-165319 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:20:21 +0000 fink 165319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Removed by the moderator my arse. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57078#post-165318 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:14:30 +0000 Perks 165318@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would work if you left it more than 5 seconds to comment on it. We all know the admin team aren't up until 10 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57078#post-165317 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:13:19 +0000 shaggy 165317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This was about corruption within the Hampshire Labour Party but I see that is not allowed here! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57078#post-165316 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:11:59 +0000 shaggy 165316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>WTF? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139577 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 20:40:02 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Otto can please self. Shuttlecock not give toss. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139574 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 20:18:51 +0000 Otto Jespersen 139574@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Otto detects stonening of heart and granitification in face region. Probably troll. Otto fetch flashy flashy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139555 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:59:40 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm dead good at swearing. Honest. Seriously? This type of style is something I've tried a couple of times before. Not overtly comedic, but something that might just be believable. At a pinch. Although this is probably the wrong place to do it. Sometimes stuff like this gets picked up by real news sites and reported as "factual news." I've even had a couple picked up by the press. Just testing the water. Obviously this doesn't work here. </p> <p>Carry on. And thanks for the input. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139552 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:35:38 +0000 Midnight Dreary 139552@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd better put some more swear words in then! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139550 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:18:05 +0000 waylandsmithy 139550@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That might be a problem. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139549 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:16:54 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139549@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't do jokes! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139548 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:14:51 +0000 waylandsmithy 139548@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Err, it just reads like a factual report, except there's a swear word in it. It needs some jokes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139546 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:05:29 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139546@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I didn't think it was[/i] that bad! Could have been better, and the delivery could have been tighter. But what do I know? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48460#post-139449 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:38:18 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The burgeoning industry which has sprouted up around reclaiming PPI payments has itself come under scrutiny by the OFT, following a wave of complaints that people using such services have been ripped off, by being charged exhorbitant fees for a service which basically consists only of filling in a couple of forms and popping them in the post.</p> <p>A service for which Claims Advisors charge a disproportionate percentage of the recovered payments, often amounting to thousands of pounds. And a service touted by a number of disreputable and unsavoury 'Advisors' who according to some reports, often trouser the recovered lolly and disappear off the face of the earth.</p> <p>"It's a parasitic rip-off industry, which feeds off another parasitic rip-off industry," Economist Nathan Bledsoe said today. "What's happening is that people are paying outrageous fees to recover money which originally paid for an outrageously audacious service, whereby claims were basically nigh on impossible to make. Put quite simply, people have had enough. I welcome any forthcoming investigation. Especially if it stops the bastards clogging up my email inbox. And I'm sure many others feel the same way." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7316 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:09:56 +0000 Scroat 7316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Watch this space! Next month we're offering "Fuck off you wanker" with a free "Bugger off you &lt;insert regional description here&gt; pillock.</p> <p>Also watch out for more Buy One Get Stuffed Free offers in June!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7311 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:41:51 +0000 Des Custard 7311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dear Mr 1885</p> <p>Thank you for your completed questionnaire and direct debit mandate. This month's personalised pop is: 'Toss off, you pisser'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7270 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:53:37 +0000 Zadok the second 7270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely 'west midlands sex god' is an oxymoron? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7268 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:57 +0000 edward hack 7268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>west midlands sex god **?+*&amp;"*?#**????????<br /> is that in Tipton or Gornall </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7243 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:10:49 +0000 jp1885 7243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, that's more like it - 'fuck off', 'wanker', 'shopping list' - thanks all, I feel included now :-)</p> <p><blockquote>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury?</blockquote><br /> With the help of expensive therapy and strong medication Sauce. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7158 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:16:28 +0000 The All New Jeni B 7158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh for fuck sake! Haven't you taken the hint yet jp?<br /> The reason no-one had taken a pop at you was because we were all hoping you'd just fuck off.</p> <p>Now fuck off.</p> <p>(x) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7157 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:04:49 +0000 Scroat 7157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sure I had my shopping list here somewhere </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7141 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:34:33 +0000 sauce 7141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JP, how could you forget what Oxy and I did to you in Ledbury? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7139 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:20:57 +0000 Mary Evans 7139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you're an incredibly sweet man, JP.<br /> Ya wanker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7138 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:14:31 +0000 jp1885 7138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That'll do nicely - though I'm more of a savory (pizza and kebab) than sweet (doughnuts) man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7132 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:56:34 +0000 fun and games 7132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lardy Attention Seeking Twat. I actually refer to a kid I teach as an AST (most of the aforementioned), but he doesn't look to be as keen on doughnuts as you. Will that do? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7118 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:19:22 +0000 Des Custard 7118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I need a bit more to go on, stereotype-wise, before I can take a proper pop. Please fill in the questionnaire and I'll get back to you asap. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7105 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:13:13 +0000 jp1885 7105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn those tags - why do they have to be so piercingly accurate? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7089 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:31:25 +0000 Scroat 7089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or the tabs </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7088 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 10:29:10 +0000 rickwestwell 7088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I see Rikkor's been at the tags again... :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7082 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:55:14 +0000 Scroat 7082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excuse me if I don't sidle up to my accuser, roll on my back, whimper, and wave my arms and legs in the air while waiting to have my tummy tickled and maybe, if I'm lucky, get a pat on the head...</p> <p>But I was gardening at the weekend and can't move today.</p> <p>However...</p> <p>*POP* if that helps. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2391#post-7080 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:44:22 +0000 QorbeQ 7080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll say it to his face, or if his face isn't available I'll at least leave him a hastily-scribbled note before he gets back and sees who it's from... </p>