http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=neat-o-winner The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 23:17:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154385 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 09:08:49 +0000 Squudge 154385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks for all the generous comments chaps - and I was a little tempted with Al's 'old lags' but decided that might detract from the dignitiy of the scheme. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154378 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 08:46:36 +0000 Username 154378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>something to look forward to... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154328 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:08:16 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 154328@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Missed this yesterday. Lovely bit of work, with strong imagery. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154156 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:14:04 +0000 Sinnick 154156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hope the lagging is absorbent. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154034 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:34:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 154034@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely job! Beiing a bit itchy can keep you warm too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154032 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:31:06 +0000 Tess Goes 154032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As my Great Great Stinky Grandfather used to say before global warming "Wherever you roam, may your wind break free"<br /> Moral of the story being, set fire to a pensioners backside and they'll have a nice roasty arse for the rest of their life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154023 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:17:39 +0000 custard cream 154023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Truly wonderful, max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154015 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:08:33 +0000 Dick Everyman 154015@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely initiative Squudge, kills loads of old birds with one stone... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154014 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:07:43 +0000 Al OPecia 154014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So that's what "Old Lags" means..... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154012 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:05:48 +0000 charlies_hat 154012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Werthers Originals will go out of business.</p> <p>Nice work Squudge. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-154007 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:02:25 +0000 writinginbsl 154007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i love this, squudge</p> <p>really visual </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-153987 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:33:42 +0000 Squudge 153987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In response to the recent government challenge to all energy suppliers, British Gas have unveiled the new 'Winterlude' package for the elderly. The new offer involves a comprehensive care package from British Gas, thus far not advertised in the 'creepy upside down tennis balls' campaign.</p> <p>A spokesman proudly outlined the features of the new Winterlude offering. "The elderly are given a warm supper, lovingly prepared with just the right amount of sedatives, they are then lagged in loft insulation (at least 9 inches deep) then rolled into a safe storage facility for hibernation."</p> <p>"Our trained operatives undertake to revive the customer and service their boiler in the springtime, and for those on the 'premium' tariff, we promise to wake you before August. We do of course, ensure that an agency nurse periodically checks our human charges in the 'Therminator', and we have an engineer set the heating in their house/flat/dwelling to 'constant' (but at an economically low level), so their pipes don't burst while the property is unattended".</p> <p>The governement have applauded the initiative and suggested that subsidies may be available in lieu of winter fuel payments, and indeed, pensions. "Well they won't need it while they are hibernating", said George Osborne. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49250#post-142253 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 07:17:25 +0000 Yikes 142253@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love your work SC. </p> <p>Right up there with youbuyitnow and waylandsmithy, in no particular order. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49250#post-142177 Sun, 07 Oct 2012 17:47:30 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 142177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What a load of old...toot. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49250#post-142174 Sun, 07 Oct 2012 16:29:48 +0000 Dick Everyman 142174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lego Hamzah? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49250#post-142170 Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:36:30 +0000 nickb 142170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>am going deaf here, typographically speaking. But I think the self publishing ads are probably aimed at you SC, whoever you are. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49250#post-142154 Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:33:33 +0000 The Secret Cabal 142154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>MORE SOON.</p> <p>WELL DONE, SECRET CABAL. THIS IS EXCELLENT. 5 STARS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. A SURE-WIN FOR NEAT-O VICTORY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. </p>