http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=naughty-priest The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 16:31:18 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5942 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 05:55:27 +0000 edward hack 5942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It had been infiltrated by 'young' people. (spits chewing tobacco on floor)<br /> Oh yes, they looked the part-did all the right things...slippers, cardigan, smelling of wee but those cake crumbs had been put there deliberately.<br /> I think Malgor has been trying to sort out his P45 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5924 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:03:27 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would seem that Old Biscuit has been retired for now.<br /> I think too many of them were having problems with bits of coconut getting stuck in their teeth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5914 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:35:40 +0000 Quaz 5914@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has there been a rumpus? I've been passed out under an armchair for a bit in Malgor's thread so I may have missed something. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.</p> <p>I know of the ways of the OldBiscuit, but surely they were all wiped out in the Cone Wars, a time when Glaswegian ice cream men fought a desparate batte for control of the pitch outside the park on Sunday afternoons? It is said that the air was rent with the sound of a thousand jingles as miriad vans joined in the fray. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5909 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:15:45 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5909@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope, I'm going to keep it going out of spite Stoopy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5843 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:37:51 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 5843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>LOL!</p> <p>(that's the best way to kill off a thread, in my experience)</p> <p>PMSL </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5842 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:33:26 +0000 AdrianJ 5842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...but Miss, they started it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5716 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:39:03 +0000 Mary Evans 5716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sauce - a poussin up your snout, maybe, but for a whole chicken, you need to pack bigger boot space... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5715 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:29:51 +0000 MADJEZ 5715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damn I've been rumbled, someone's found my secret wardrobe into Narnia (Scroaty knows what I'm talking about !).</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/feed/">NB Narnia parallel universe !</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5713 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:23:58 +0000 sauce 5713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just hang around long enough, Maz, and it'll find <em>you</em>.</p> <p>So it was an <em>anus</em> for the chicken? Bugger, so that's why me parson's nose was peculiar afterwards... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5672 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:20:22 +0000 Mary Evans 5672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is this Old Biscuit of which you speak? Is it possible to find a way back to olden times, like the wardrobe in Narnia? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5668 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:44:29 +0000 MADJEZ 5668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry miss. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5665 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:00:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There was recent mention of the garlic insertion over on the Old Biscuit thread Mary. And I'm afraid that I was the dirty birdy that brought it up.</p> <p>Zadok, given the grammatical peccadilloes of this site, surely you must realise that if I had intended the meaning you infer, I would have written, "...surely, to fuck, there is enough room...".</p> <p>Tsk. Priests these days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5664 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:40:59 +0000 Mary Evans 5664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody Scottish pacifists. Come in here, brokering peace. We Southern softies just love a shandy-fuelled row...</p> <p>I yearn for gentler times when we discussed more civil matters, such as anal garlic insertion, squirrel-licking, how to smuggle a chicken out of Waitrose using only a rectum, just how much of Scotland Jeni had slept with, just how many of the rest of the UK I hadn't, Babs' unique brand of masculinity, Rick's badger cheese-feeding mother and other such pleasantries. </p> <p>And Zadok. You are supposed to be a nice boy. We'll have none of that smut on here, thank you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5663 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:20:23 +0000 Zadok the second 5663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>surely to fuck there is enough room on here for everyone</blockquote></p> <p>Am I the only one who mis-read this, and had visions of a king-size bed, among other things? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5655 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:34:38 +0000 sauce 5655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rick, blokes are soooo pre-dick-table.</p> <p>Well-said, Jeni. Been on several sites and given up beacause they were either really unpleasantly cruel and negative or so artily up their own danders they didn't appreciate my more down to earth and, indeed, earthy approach (to poetry, that was ... but probably goes for everything).</p> <p>I like the weird n wonderful mix of characters on here. The place would be the poorer without Plucky or Rikkor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5650 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:47:52 +0000 rickwestwell 5650@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had my dander up last night - haven't enjoyed myself so much for ages. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5643 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:53:08 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Stunts.x</p> <p>Yes, now bear in mind that there are TWO small Scottish women here, so you have been warned. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5642 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:51:29 +0000 allmyownstunts 5642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got that everyone? You don't want to be messing with small Scottish women with their dander up.<br /> Well said Jen. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5641 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:45:19 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I appreciate the points made by some about this being a chat board which was intended to be for "all things comedic", and that, yes, frequently it veers off topic, but I think that that was because, generally, we're mostly quite friendly, and have built up a genuine rapport. Or as genuine as it can be online.</p> <p>There <strong>is</strong> too much bitching now, but that is because (IMHO) some people, and not just Plucky, take comments too seriously/personally.<br /> Yes, I know I have been guilty of this too, but I now make an effort not to.</p> <p>But this place has a fantastic sense of support, positive criticism, and as you say, encouragement, let's keep it that way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5639 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:37:04 +0000 virtuallywill 5639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was pleased to see a site there was politeness, encouragement, positive thought.<br /> I have been on others, music, film and other hobbies and have been struck by how much bitching there was.<br /> I hope Plucky stays. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1912#post-5637 Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:31:02 +0000 The All New Jeni B 5637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hate to be the hippy girly one to say this, but surely to fuck there is enough room on here for <em>everyone</em>?</p> <p>I must be getting old, but all this sniping is really pissing me off. Previously, I'd have barely given it a thought, but it's getting nasty and personal.</p> <p>If you don't like a thread, ignore it. If you don't like what someone has replied, deal with it and move on like the grown-ups we're all supposed to be. </p> <p>Jeezo, I work with primary school kids everyday, explaining this sort of shit to them.<br /> I come here as an escape from that bollocks, and could really, really do without it here too.</p> <p>My apologies for my colourful language, but come on! </p>