http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=nadine-dorries The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 01:38:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-150243 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 16:45:13 +0000 Squudge 150243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ta for the NiB (2nd one in 2 days - yay!)</p> <p>Please can I be credited?<br /> <em>(it just says 'Guest' ...I know Guest posted my General Pull Out one yesterday but that had my namecheck at the footer)</em> - ta </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-149958 Wed, 21 Nov 2012 22:36:08 +0000 antharrison 149958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just seen this - very funny </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148778 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 15:54:46 +0000 custard cream 148778@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff - max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148679 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 06:38:27 +0000 Squudge 148679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yikes - I think you are right but I only gave the little fella 10 minutes of my time. I could have him rolling on his back and the last sentence then stands up better. Or for a brief NiB, cutting the last line works.</p> <p>Due to the fast time expiry on this one, and the fact I have loaded a dozen or so without result in a short time, I'm just bunging this one over the wall to another (perhaps less selective) pub. Mainly to keep my presence alive as I haven't even logged on with them for over a month. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148676 Wed, 14 Nov 2012 05:20:08 +0000 Yikes 148676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one!</p> <p>I wonder if the last line adds anything?? Perhaps finish at end of previous para or think up a new killer last line ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148668 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:54:35 +0000 Squudge 148668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wishes to apologise to any rats who were offended by this post </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148667 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:53:24 +0000 Dick Everyman 148667@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who told you I was a policeman? If you don't get a NiB for this one I shall be making enquiries... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148666 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:48:23 +0000 Squudge 148666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>&gt;,&lt;</p> <p>no, no, NO!</p> <p>don't you understand the concept of proportionality and necessity?<br /> &lt;deep sigh&gt;</p> <p>you obviously advocate the use of unecessary farce - you should not be allowed to roam free with a truncheon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148665 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:45:36 +0000 Dick Everyman 148665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aw poor Squudge too! Would 'slithering into her gusset' be acceptable? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148661 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:37:13 +0000 Squudge 148661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>your amendment would be a tad too much for publication </p> <p>...enough trauma for poor Colin as it is </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148660 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:30:35 +0000 Dick Everyman 148660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aw poor Colin! Slithering up her snatch would have more impact though ;0) But that's just me!!! Have some stars though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51680#post-148658 Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:26:02 +0000 Squudge 148658@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A cockroach is still undergoing trauma counselling days after an apalling experience that many are citing as 'a stunt too far'.</p> <p>Despite support from his extended family, many who found themselves in the same boat (or bucket, being tipped over Nadine Dorries), Colin is finding it hard to come to terms with what has happened.</p> <p>"It all seemed like a bit of fun to start with, and I thought, well, maybe it would be a bit horrid, but I would come out of it a more rounded cockroach". Colin explained how it then all got out of control. "I lost my bearings then found myself actually slithering over her belly, and couldn't stop myself going into her shorts. It was awful". </p> <p>Several of his colleagues then needed to gently stroke Colin with their antennae before he felt able to continue, "I felt a bead of her sweat actually trickle up under my carapace!" he sobbed. "I rolled around in dung afterwards, and even found a putrescing rat corpse to bathe in. I still can't seem to get clean!"</p> <p>After that we were asked to leave, as Colin was unable to continue. Our thoughts are with his friends and family at this time. </p>