http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=moses The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 17:25:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=674#post-1834 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:22:24 +0000 rfreed 1834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why did the blond God create so many religions?<br /> To keep the population down. He knew they would try to kill each other.</p> <p>Why did the blond God create woman?<br /> So that man would have to be learn to be a little nice or he wouldn't get any nookie.</p> <p>Why did the blond God create apes?<br /> So that the religionists would know where they came from.</p> <p>Why did the blond God give Moses 11 commandments but told him there were 10?<br /> He couldn't count beyond 5.</p> <p>Why did the blond God make men hornier than women?<br /> So they'd have something else to think about other than football and beer. </p>