http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=mind-your-language The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:25:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57622#post-167139 Sun, 10 Mar 2013 11:11:24 +0000 Tripod 167139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Blimey... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=57622#post-167137 Sun, 10 Mar 2013 11:06:56 +0000 Flash! Aa-aaaa! 167137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An unholy row has erupted at the Vatican over the placement of the temporary chimney used in the election of a new Pope. At a press conference Cardinal Ignatius Firestarta said "It appears that a mistake was made by the builders and a Retired Nun awoke yesterday to find workmen in her room and a big hole in the roof. Despite her protestations they installed a wood-burning stove on her bed and left claiming they were only following orders and there was nothing more they could do".</p> <p>The builders - Donatella Anyoneapayyacash and Michelangelo Itsamyboata told our reporter that they had been given plans and told to use a laser measure to get an exact distance from one end of the building while out on the roof and make a hole through it. They claim they did exactly that and are puzzled by the error. "We getta the most laser measurer we know - olda Bertola - he very laser" said Mr Anyoneapayyacash "and he maybe get it wrong I dunno".</p> <p>Due to complicated tradition and rules the chimney can't be moved so the Retired Nun - a ms Sophia Berlusconi (72) will have to live with it. "I ama incensed" she said "Or ata least I would be if the draught didn't keep putting it out. They wanna me make tea and cakes for alla de priests crowding ina here ana stoka de fire too - also put onna white blanket ora oily rags at end fora de coloured smoke. I would resign except ia retired so issa nogood". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4355 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:09:33 +0000 Scroat 4355@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, hang on, she's wh*te. Sorry about that. You Earthlings all look the same to me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4310 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:08:00 +0000 Scroat 4310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Looks like Sarah Palin with that lippie. Fucking priceless! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4307 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:57:53 +0000 John Square 4307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh! I see. That's some very dark humour you are going for there. If you aren't careful, you'll be blacklisted. </p> <p>Anyhow- this is funnier than Jolson.<br /> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Sint_in_spanje.jpg"></p> <p>Ref: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet</a></p> <p>I know some Dutch folk, and they cannot understand why this reduces me to breathless laughter whenever I see it.</p> <p>"Ja! But it's not racist. He's the <em>helper</em> of Sinter Klaus! He's not a slave or anything like that. Anyhow, it is for the children, so that's good, actually." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4306 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:54:51 +0000 Scroat 4306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No -I said 'lighten up........'</p> <p>Oh sh*t - I said it again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4303 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:49:07 +0000 John Square 4303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, but as a "person of colour", I'm allowed to poke fun at this sort of thing.</p> <p>I can't wait for the Equality Bill to become law. I think I get to be king or something.</p> <p>EDIT: I still don't get what prokoved the "Oh Sh*t", Scroatuss. Are you getting abusive PM's? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4302 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:45:50 +0000 Scroat 4302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mr Square you're a Very Naughty Boy! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4295 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:23:15 +0000 John Square 4295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Well, <em>I</em> thought it was funny!"<br /> \<br /> <img src="http://www.portalibahia.com.br/blogs/consumidor/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/al-jolson.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4289 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:41:16 +0000 MADJEZ 4289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know there was a rumour about Bill Bailey secretly subbing on here but I never thought Jim Davidson was. Nick nick !! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4286 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:37:15 +0000 Scroat 4286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh sh*t....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4285 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:34:38 +0000 Scroat 4285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh come on, lighten up guys. It's Friday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4268 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:18:24 +0000 John Square 4268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh. I was hoping it was going to be a riff on the war that looks like it's breaking out in Korea.</p> <p>Ah, well... we all make mistakes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4267 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:11:43 +0000 Grunties 4267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know, stupid black guy misunderstanding what the clever white guy says because of his stereotypical black guy accent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4265 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:09:21 +0000 John Square 4265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This looked like a good one. What'd it say? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4263 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:59:08 +0000 o b sensible 4263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>was he called rastus </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4250 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:55:12 +0000 rickwestwell 4250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I haven't laughed so hard since the last lynching. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1554#post-4246 Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:49:53 +0000 Scroat 4246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br />