http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=meh The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 04:27:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140616 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:59:51 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, dvo,</p> <p>After what I've been subjected to here, can you, in all honesty blame me for responding? I didn't intend to, but I didn't want people thinking I was running away with my tail between my legs.</p> <p>I'm made of sterner stuff than that. Trust me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140606 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 17:44:37 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140606@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Malgor. I corrected it in the thread, with your welcome guidance. I'm usually not bad at the old spelling game. Don't use a spellchecker for example, but there's a lesson learned, and appreciated. And no, much to everyone's relief, I won't be appearing here regularly. There just aren't many places where you can post a witless one liner. (That's a reference to my rather corny effort by the way, and not a dig at anyone else.)</p> <p>PS - It really is only me. I have the one account, the one screen name, and that's it.</p> <p>Take it or leave it.</p> <p>Carry on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140605 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 17:43:56 +0000 dvo4fun 140605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I'll still pop in from time to time to see what my old mucker's up to, but I shan't comment or add anything."</p> <p>... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140599 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 17:27:16 +0000 malgor 140599@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Er... there's a spelling mistake in your ticker, Mr Shuttlecock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140598 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 17:23:57 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just to really piss you off bullethead - I've posted a ticker.</p> <p>And as for notoracism - why go to all that trouble you sad bastard?</p> <p>Once again, I'll bid you adieu.</p> <p>Shuttlecock (All three of me)????????WTF? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140229 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:23:19 +0000 Ironduke 140229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wake me up, before you go-go<br /> Hope you're planning on going solo. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140207 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:46:49 +0000 notoracism 140207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I feel so unsure<br /> As I take your hand and lead you to the forum<br /> As the laughter dies, something in your eyes<br /> Calls to mind the silver screen</p> <p>And all its sad good-byes</p> <p>I'm never gonna write again<br /> Guilty fingers have got no funny<br /> Though it's easy to pretend<br /> I know you’re not a fool</p> <p>Should've known better than to create a friend<br /> And waste the chance that I've been given<br /> So I'm never gonna write again<br /> The way I wrote with you</p> <p>Time can never mend<br /> The careless postings of a pretend friend<br /> To the heart and mind<br /> Ignorance is kind<br /> There's no comfort in the truth<br /> Pain is all you'll find</p> <p>Tonight the laughter seems so loud<br /> I wish that we could lose this crowd<br /> Maybe it's better this way<br /> We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say</p> <p>I'm never gonna write again<br /> Guilty fingers have got no funny<br /> Though it's easy to pretend<br /> I know you’re not a fool</p> <p>Should've known better than to create a friend<br /> And waste the chance that I've been given<br /> So I'm never gonna write again<br /> The way I wrote with you</p> <p>We could have been so good together<br /> We could have lived this joke forever<br /> But no one's gonna talk with me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140062 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 23:14:51 +0000 rikkor 140062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I blame the Jews for this pose counter-pose of people I've never heard of. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140051 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 22:01:15 +0000 Ironduke 140051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwE9EMht4Qk&amp;feature=related">There's a message in here somewhere...pretty deep though.</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-140050 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 21:38:23 +0000 nickb 140050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well said Iron </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-139950 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 12:47:39 +0000 Ironduke 139950@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>May I suggest 'shut your f*cking mouth, and use your f*cking brain' by The Wildhearts? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-139940 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:41:04 +0000 Plucky Munky 139940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll try ...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-139918 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 08:55:11 +0000 Perks 139918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can anyone put this to music? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48532#post-139871 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:40:40 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This person posing as Skoob1999 is really not me. It's a name I use elsewhere.</p> <p>When I saw it today, I thought I'd just play along. It's somebody out to cause mischief, for whatever reason, but it categorically is not me.</p> <p>I'd just like to apologise for playing along with that particular game, because it isn't fair to you, and it serves as a distraction from what you're trying to do here. I'm sorry that I didn't see that earlier. I was just too busy popping in from time to time and playing the game to realise that it isn't good and it isn't clever.</p> <p>So, that's me done, and the apology is sincere. This is really not my scene, but I wish you all the very best.</p> <p>I'll still pop in from time to time to see what my old mucker's up to, but I shan't comment or add anything.</p> <p>Adios</p> <p>The Real Skoob aka Martin Shuttlecock </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16520#post-44682 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:43:00 +0000 MC One R 44682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gets, like, stars and all that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16520#post-44668 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:10:17 +0000 Sinnick 44668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>methinks you're going for WotM. stars, innit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16520#post-44663 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:56:39 +0000 Doylem 44663@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"imaginary girlfriend of two weeks"</p> <p>Like it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=16520#post-44657 Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:38:53 +0000 Oxbridge 44657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>According to informed sources in the suburbs of Swindon, Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents' house to go 'out' yesterday evening. His parents, James and Sheila, were also left under the impression that he would be back 'later' after he had done 'stuff' with 'friends'.</p> <p>This is the fourth occasion in the current month that Nigel has gone 'out', a region that is generally believed to extend in a radius of about two miles from the end of Palmerston Avenue and to encompass Swindon town centre. However, analysts have cast doubt on the usefulness of 'later' as a term, given that short of a break in the space-time continuum any return from going 'out' would by definition be 'later'.</p> <p>'There is a broad consensus on the definition of 'friends' in this context,' said Dr Clive Barton, Professor of Teenage Linguistics at the University of Bath. 'Since Nigel is 15 and ipso facto at the peak of coolness while also a closet admirer of steam railways, this and geographical restrictions automatically eliminate anyone fromoutside Swindon, anyone below his own age, any females and any males old enough to be able to claim plausibly to have done the sex thing. In other words, Kevin and Graham.'</p> <p>On the issue of 'stuff', there is less agreement. Swindon is understood to offer a highly diverse range of 'stuff' for young groups of males, ranging from sitting in bus shelters to looking at passing girls, arguing, sitting in parks and grunting. James and Sheila Adamson were unable to cast any light on the issue, as their enquiry into what 'stuff' Nigel had in mind received an ambiguous answer.</p> <p>'We said we hoped he wasn't going to drink alcopops and he just said 'Meh', which I took to mean that he was declining to comment,' Sheila told reporters. 'When his father added that if he must go off with girls, he should use a condom, he replied 'Me-ehhh' which was clearly an expression of outrage, though whether at the idea that he might or that we might advise him, I'm not sure. To be fair, he did come home later.'</p> <p>Nigel himself could not be contacted for comment, as he has not been sighted in the past two days since being caught on CCTV cameras in the centre of town miming sexual congress with his imaginary girlfriend of two weeks, Kelly McCrae. However, his classmate, Jason Walshaw, commented: 'Whatever'. </p>