http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=megan The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 12:41:17 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48874#post-141083 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 10:25:32 +0000 burnmybridges 141083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a kitkat plus one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48874#post-141047 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:26:46 +0000 misterjingles 141047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>can't believe I've got to this first - thanks Phoenix nights .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48873#post-141046 Sun, 30 Sep 2012 20:21:43 +0000 misterjingles 141046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>can't believe I've got to this first - thanks Phoenix nights .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48809#post-140777 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:22:14 +0000 misterjingles 140777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Megan Stammers today announced that she'd applied to change her surname by deed poll. Although on reflection she said that swapping "Stammers" for "Swallows" could be perceived as a retrograde step... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121716 Tue, 08 May 2012 11:24:31 +0000 Al OPecia 121716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No ticker tho' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121551 Sun, 06 May 2012 10:39:04 +0000 RickH 121551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The chaps on the Squadron will be happy to take out whoever you like!</p> <p>Seriously, International air combat games have been going on for decades, e.g.<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ty1KJjv45I" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ty1KJjv45I</a><br /> ..and it's a darn sight more interesting than the 20km walk. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121541 Sun, 06 May 2012 00:12:49 +0000 FlashArry 121541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In the interests of fair play,level playing fields, equal opportunities shit etc. should we also target the flights of all potential medal winners ? It might even generate some impromptu new events ?</p> <p>" .... and the Silver medal for Missile Evasion (Airbus class) goes - postumously - to flight KLM435 bound for Heathrow : nice try lads, but your IFF technique let you down ...." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121524 Sat, 05 May 2012 18:54:25 +0000 RickH 121524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Germany and Japan were under occupation in 1948. In all the rush, we forgot to set-up a National Olympic Committee for either of them.<br /> Result: Neither Germany nor Japan were allowed to compete in the 1948 London Olympics</p> <p>Fast forward to 2012:</p> <p>The RAF Typhoon pilots have just got back from a stint in the Falklands.</p> <p>We now have anti-aircraft missiles aligned on the Heathrow flightpath.</p> <p>The Argie Olympic squad will be flying into Heathrow.</p> <p>Work it out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121514 Sat, 05 May 2012 14:52:00 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 121514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121511 Sat, 05 May 2012 14:30:44 +0000 dvo4fun 121511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, they're mine </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121509 Sat, 05 May 2012 14:26:26 +0000 Al OPecia 121509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps "Argentine Olympic Squad" would have been better? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121504 Sat, 05 May 2012 13:32:56 +0000 waylandsmithy 121504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121492 Sat, 05 May 2012 11:41:01 +0000 kga6 121492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That could get messi... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121469 Sat, 05 May 2012 06:39:23 +0000 Sinnick 121469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Seems to have slipped past everyone, this story.<br /> I wouldn't restrict it to football, though<br /> 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42475#post-121434 Fri, 04 May 2012 19:05:04 +0000 Al OPecia 121434@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37443 Sun, 10 Oct 2010 09:26:13 +0000 be reasonable 37443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>By coincidence...<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12928" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=12928</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37163 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:09:13 +0000 TheCat 37163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She's staying silent on rumours that her next publication will be a modern-day rewrite of Ulysses, to be adapted for ITV2 as 'What Molly Bloom Did Next' with herself in the central role. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37148 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 17:14:06 +0000 sauce 37148@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some really good ideas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37074 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 13:00:10 +0000 therustler 37074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@IABP. Very nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37072 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:58:03 +0000 IABP 37072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Raj Persaud accepts prize on her behalf </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37071 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:54:49 +0000 Basil_B 37071@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Contact with her writer made doubly difficult as it's rumoured to be the ghost of Lord Lucan </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37065 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:42:21 +0000 therustler 37065@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Catholic Church strongly denies rumours of performing exorcism on Price's ghost writer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37063 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:40:43 +0000 Basil_B 37063@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If there was a Nobel prize for illiterature then she'd be odds on to win it.</p> <p>Even Derek Acorah couldn't get hold of her ghost writer such is the shame of admitting to it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13642#post-37045 Thu, 07 Oct 2010 11:36:20 +0000 therustler 37045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Polymath actress, model, mum and part time horse carriage driver Katie Price was today awarded the Nobel prize for literature, narrowly beating Mario Vargas Llosa into second place with her soon to be released autobiography ‘You Only Live Once’. </p> <p>She was characteristically modest about her achievement and said she would be spending the €960,000 prize money on ‘a slap up meal at Nando’s and a lovely three piece suite I’ve had my eye on in Ikea.’ However, she refused to comment on claims that Vargas Llosa, a renowned cage fighter, has put up a significant bounty for her death. Seemingly unconcerned that aggrieved fans of Vargas Llosa might take the title of her work as a challenge, she vowed to carry on writing regardless; her ghost writer was unavailable for comment. </p>