http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=meat The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 02:51:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56673#post-163944 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:22:24 +0000 Audible Minority 163944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm giving you five stars for truth and honesty in journalism.</p> <p>You would have got six stars but I knocked one off for slack use of English and not knowing how to spell Viktor in Romanian. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56673#post-163937 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:06:03 +0000 theinvisiblecitychannels 163937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I noticed there is not enough charts and such on NB although I have presented a pie chart (the worst kind of chart there is) although that never stops the tabloids. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56673#post-163935 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:01:29 +0000 theinvisiblecitychannels 163935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The FSA have released new data showing exactly what they think they know about meat content in pies*. Ted Davies a spokesman for the under fire organisation said today that there were "some known knowns, a few known unknowns and quite a lot of unknown unknowns". A pie chart of a pie showing what the FSA knows is in your pie was also released clearly showing that Romanian abattoir worker Victor Alexandru knows more than the FSA and God when it comes to pie contents.</p> <p>*The meat content of your pie may go up as well as down. Past pie content is not a guide to future pie content.</p> <p>[url=http://i46.tinypic.com/2e234w0.jpg][/url] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56389#post-162872 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:46:07 +0000 sydalg 162872@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One cardinal who was detained overnight admitted that the Pontiff's disappearance might look suspicious to some, coming at a time when you could get away with serving up Lord Lucan in a Quarter Pounder. Meanwhile, Findus continue to insist that their products are not infallible, just inedible. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56388#post-162871 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 01:38:38 +0000 sydalg 162871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More later </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56304#post-162619 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:34:03 +0000 topfotogmw 162619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very nice... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56304#post-162615 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:09:07 +0000 Golgo13 162615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it.</p> <p>Trying to fit it into 80 characters is the "art" of the NB ticker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56304#post-162551 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:44:40 +0000 anhodika 162551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"364 days till pancake day &amp; Morrisons are already selling Eggs,Flour &amp; milk." Said one incensed shopper. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56298#post-162533 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:49:10 +0000 sydalg 162533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Get your Cow Formbook now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54741#post-158070 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 07:50:42 +0000 flyerblade 158070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13517#post-36719 Tue, 05 Oct 2010 23:41:03 +0000 Kazytc 36719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lady Ga Ga who is partial to wearing clothes made from raw meat was today seen walking along Hollywood Boulevard wearing a string of pork sausages around her neck instead for a necklace, a mini dress made from slices of raw turkey and smoky bacon, stitched together with butchers string, platform shoes made from pork chops, several slices of spam for a hat and sausage skins for knickers.</p> <p>Several men fell of bicycles as a result of not looking where they were going, one fractured his skull as he fell into a gutter.</p> <p>There was also a multiple car pileup, involving mostly male car drivers, as they were distracted by the sighting of Lady Ga Ga, in yet another of her publicity stunts.</p> <p>A hungry tramp attempted to use his penknife, to slice himself a piece of her dress, making it more revealing and exposing her hips.</p> <p>A postman delivering mail on his bike crashed into a lamp post, resulting in the mail he was carrying, falling down a grid in the road.</p> <p>Women boo'd and heckled Lady Ga Ga many of whom shouted "Get dressed you cheapskate".</p> <p>Disgusted and bemused crowds started to gather to ogle Lady Ga Ga, before a pet shop owner , saw fit to call the police, after Monkeys in his shop window, commenced to jumping up and down, and becoming overly excited.</p> <p>Police SWAT teams arrived and snatched Lady Ga Ga from the street, before she offended anymore passersby, or caused anymore injuries to the public, or indeed, their eyesight.</p> <p>Later in Hollywood Law Courts, Lady Ga Ga appeared before Judge Butch Chopper the 8th, on charges of indecent exposure, affray, offending common decency and causing road traffic accidents and injury to the unsuspecting public.</p> <p>Judge Butch Chopper, told Lady Ga Ga, that her behaviour was totally inappropriate, and that just because she was a famous singer, she was not entitled to offend or injure the public in this manner.</p> <p>Lady Ga Ga said that the reason she was wearing the raw meat for clothes is that it was cooling in the hot weather and that she loved the smell of it as it turned her on.</p> <p>Judge Butch Chopper, said that meat was for eating, and not for wearing, and that she was also offending vegetarians like him, and went on to sentence her to 3 years in the Offal Wing of the state penitentiary, where she will receive some much needed psychiatric treatment.</p> <p>She will be getting no meat to eat, in prison, to try and cure her of her meat fetish.</p> <p>Lady Ga Ga was taken to the state penitentiary in a potato truck, wearing a potato sack and shackles, which she told prison officers, was a true inspiration for a new fashion trend, when she was released.</p> <p>Lady Ga Ga has be ordered to pay compensation of $50,000 to each of the injured members of the public, and $3,000 court costs.</p> <p>More news later, watch this space. </p>