http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=magic The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7647#post-20904 Sat, 03 Jul 2010 07:22:29 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 20904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Isn't that an emaciated David Walliams second from the right (seated) offering the bird with the plait a Terry's Chocolate Orange, and, talking of Terrys, it looks like Terry Butcher sixth from the right (seated) is embarrassed to be there? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7647#post-20748 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:54:02 +0000 arrghgarry 20748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think he is with his team that picked the lotto numbers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7647#post-20747 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:51:22 +0000 FormerlyAlOPecia 20747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This was from the progamme that was not broadcast due to embarassment "Derren Brown investigates...timetravel"... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7647#post-20698 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 07:48:12 +0000 dicky37 20698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>New evidence has come to light that proves conclusively that Derren Brown sold his soul to the devil in exchange for magical powers and eternal life sometime back in the 1800's. In 'Lorenzo and Isabella', painted in 1849 by John Everett Millais, Derren Brown can be clearly seen on the left, camply evaluating a glass of sherry.</p> <p><img src="http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/online/wallpapers/graphics/1024x768/isobella1024x768.jpg"></p> <p>"It's a fair cop," said the devil-bearded mind fiddler when confronted, before wiping the mind of the journalist which he claimed "wasn't a tough job"... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3826#post-10958 Wed, 05 May 2010 15:08:03 +0000 Duff 10958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all'</p> <p>And it does just what it says it does on the tin. The card-trickster cum street levitator is intending to do absolutely nothing for a whole six months and experts are saying that it's Blaine's most ambitious showpiece to date. A spokesman for the mysterious man of magic read a statement last night</p> <p>"This is David's most dangerous escapade yet. You must understand that for somebody like him who constantly craves publicity and adulation, then risking keeping a low profile for such an extended period could well prove fatal.</p> <p>However there will be tabloid journalists waiting nearby and if David's profile risks disappearing completely off the scale, then they will produce some emergency headlines; but only as a last resort and purely as a quick career revival mechanism"</p> <p>Experts are divided over the risks involved with the stunt. Some say Blaine, the consummate professional, will pull it off with panache, whereas others point to Paul Daniels as an example, and shuffle about with sad expressions whilst shrugging their shoulders. </p>