http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=mad-scientist The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:19:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-179842 Tue, 28 May 2013 21:40:22 +0000 bonjonelson 179842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's better than waking up to this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-179749 Tue, 28 May 2013 12:45:56 +0000 Wrenfoe 179749@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't make me come home to this! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-179747 Tue, 28 May 2013 12:38:11 +0000 bonjonelson 179747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's been more than two months without a bump - I've been slacking. Sorry everyone. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168447 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:23:17 +0000 Titus 168447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><em>Driving</em> a van? She <em>must</em> have a PhD.</p> <p>With a mere first degree, she would be just loading a van. If she was lucky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168440 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:40:34 +0000 Truebiscuit 168440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds about right to me, Yikes. Most people who hide in university for years and years are completely useless in the real world. They just train to teach other people how to hide in university, the pointless twats. But driving vans? Everyone fucking loves parcels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=6#post-168439 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 07:31:19 +0000 Yikes 168439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably right Perks - the link you gave says she is now available to train them.</p> <p>I find it a bit odd that as a Phd she is offering her services as data entry person and courier driver ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168438 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 06:05:06 +0000 Perks 168438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I believe there is even a suggestion she was trained as a private detective! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168437 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 03:26:22 +0000 Ironduke 168437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! Pretty comprehensive.</p> <p>Just wonder if the Cardinals considered her? Can't imagine a better candidate for Pope than her. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168436 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:31:30 +0000 Perks 168436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice to see her position of comma abuser has not been lost. Now baaring in mind she has a disability, look at all the stuff she is willing to do! <a href="http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd" rel="nofollow">http://ihubbub.com/pin/serious-satirical-dr-karen-j-stevens-phd</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168433 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 01:36:10 +0000 reforse 168433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/">http://stupidamazonreviews.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/dr-karen-j-stevens-phd-the-saviour-of-lives-msc-moaner-of-amazon-ba-aka-proud-scammer-from-the-university-of-life/</a></p> <p>She has a diploma in Photography too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168380 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:40:45 +0000 Nowherefast 168380@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard a rumour that Rebecca may somehow be involved in all of this </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168374 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:30:53 +0000 Not Amused 168374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah... Welcome back to an old friend... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-168371 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:25:37 +0000 bonjonelson 168371@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it two months already? At some point, bumping this will no longer be funny.</p> <p>But not yet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157709 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:33:10 +0000 beau-jolly 157709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck me! Is it that time of year again already? Before you know it ramblesid will be coming out of hibernation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-157706 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:22:25 +0000 bonjonelson 157706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Time for this to make it to the front page? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134379 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:05:19 +0000 Nowherefast 134379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@b-j</p> <p>There's something sinister about the way she gets inside your head and makes you want to research her isn't there!</p> <p>I actually pity Dr Karen Stevens, Senior Lecturer in Creative Writing at University of Chichester (genuine). I'm surprised Dr.Karen 'poke me I'm a mental' Stevens PhD hasn't claimed that job on her CV too! An Amazon search on the name brings up both women with the former listing a book entitled <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/s?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=books-uk&amp;field-author=Dr%20Karen%20Stevens">"Writing a First Novel"</a> due for publication next Feb. It's listed immediately above the 'Serious &amp; Satirical' offering of the beloved loony. The shared name cant bode well for sales! My "No Fucking Way!" reaction prompted the research that uncovered the genuine academic Dr Stevens. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134378 Sat, 11 Aug 2012 15:09:57 +0000 beau-jolly 134378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Picking at scabs again. <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/kazytc">photographic model</a> had me!<br /> This lady's CV grows by the minute but still just the one scary picture in dozens of websites </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134319 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 20:08:50 +0000 Nowherefast 134319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It would be far less painful if she'd gone for Haiku as a style. No better perhaps but at least the reading/pain experience would have been briefer.</p> <p>Summer cafe, cream tea.<br /> Spew twee verse. Done! Lick windows.<br /> All commas now used? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134311 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:58:09 +0000 Gerontius 134311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Glad I could be of help Sid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134306 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:34:41 +0000 ramblesid 134306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you know, Geronimo, that the top of the range Tena undergarments, as advertised on Yesterday TV, were not adequate in containing the amount of fluid I expelled during the reading of what you've just written. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134305 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:20:47 +0000 Gerontius 134305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it or not...at least Kaz is putting the effort in.<br /> I was told in all seriousness by a close family member that they much preferred Kaz's offerings to most of the stuff they read on NB<br /> I think it's fair to say Kaz is an acquired taste.<br /> But how many current Biscuiteers have left their mark in such a memorable way.<br /> At one time the trolls said the same about shark's in formaldahyde and unmade beds and graffitti on walls.<br /> Kaz could well be the new Banksy.<br /> I wish I'd had a fraction of the attention that Kaz gets.<br /> It takes time and effort to produce that amount of stuff - and while I agree Kaz should seriously consider changing her dealer - let's give the gal a break. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134304 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:07:54 +0000 ramblesid 134304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, Jolly Polly, let's have a full 300/400 word sub from you and see how it goes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134303 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 15:01:27 +0000 beau-jolly 134303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we start a new thread? <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14317">This one</a> is unscathed by comments so far. It is quite disturbing on a number of levels. I confess I didn't manage to read it all. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134297 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:04:32 +0000 Nowherefast 134297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hands ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, to @kimllfixit </p> <p>You dropped these whilst you were fixing the twees :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134295 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:58:39 +0000 kimllfixit 134295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aww, thanks b-j. Deep down I know that I should've, used more, commas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134291 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:47:19 +0000 beau-jolly 134291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'kin brilliant Kim! The PhD is in the post. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134286 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:22:21 +0000 ramblesid 134286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>RSVP Kazytc, sorry, I mean RIP. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134281 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 13:12:36 +0000 kimllfixit 134281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>MRS TWEE PAYS A VISIT TO COURT</p> <p>'Twas a Monday lunchtime in June -<br /> for Mr Twee not a day too soon –<br /> as he regains control of his life<br /> by divorcing his lunatic wife.</p> <p>To court she was headed today<br /> for her countryside exploits in May;<br /> Fought mother and boy for cream tea<br /> amd abused staff for all patrons to see.</p> <p>“Mrs Twee” said the judge from his chair<br /> “This hearing will try to be fair<br /> but your actions are a true disgrace,<br /> so impartiality may not be the case”.</p> <p>Her solicitor glanced up from his book<br /> and gave Mrs Twee a long look<br /> “Why the fuck did you wear that torn coat?<br /> And not wash? Shit, you smell like a goat”.</p> <p>“It’s not goat!” said the cross Mrs Twee,<br /> “It’s horse manure, cream, jam and pee”<br /> And she turned up her nose at the gent,<br /> angry he’d mistook her scent.</p> <p>The first witness, to the stand, made her way<br /> 'Twas the manager of Twee Café.<br /> “So tell us now, in your own time<br /> just what happened (please speak in a poor rhyme)”.</p> <p>So she stood up and looked at the crowd.<br /> Confidently, she announced out loud,<br /> “Well, this woman here came to my home<br /> And fought with a boy for a scone.</p> <p>The chav mother got riled-up too,<br /> And then, the next thing I knew<br /> was their food was all thrown on the floor<br /> and she’d fucked up her coat on the door</p> <p>The boy that she’d fought ‘in defence’<br /> had launched her right over a fence.<br /> To be honest I couldn’t care less.<br /> She’s a bitch – let her look like a mess”</p> <p>The solicitor knew that Mrs Twee<br /> would never regain dignity.<br /> But don’t worry! When she’s an inmate,<br /> poems about her exploits will be great!</p> <p>Bring it on Doctor, I can write poetry just as badly as you... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134273 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:10:23 +0000 kimllfixit 134273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Mr &amp; Mrs Twee stop by the Twee Cafe' - <em>based on a true story</em></p> <p>This <em>poem</em> will be followed up by 'Mrs Twee goes to court for public order offences' and 'Mr Twee files for divorce following Mrs Twee's incarceration'.</p> <p>I'm now tempted to write the court notes up in a lengthy, pointless, occasionally rhyming rant. Actually, watch this space... :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=14373&page=5#post-134232 Fri, 10 Aug 2012 06:25:59 +0000 dvo4fun 134232@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vogon constructor-ship Captain quality. </p>