http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=lumpen The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 09:34:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-155265 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:01:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 155265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>jp, hmmmm...jp...?</p> <p>I'm sure we used to know a jp around here, quite funny he was.<br /> Lost his mojo and was never heard of again.</p> <p>You're not related to him are you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-155254 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 17:56:22 +0000 Dick Everyman 155254@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No pressure... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-155236 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:15:12 +0000 Gerontius 155236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Give him chance </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-155229 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:43:18 +0000 riesler 155229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thought of anything yet? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87456 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:37:28 +0000 dvo4fun 87456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeremy Clarkson is a surprise convert to the cause. He's made large donations to various environmental pressure groups and vowed to leave his assorted cars' engines running 24/7, with the aircon at full boost to assist in cooling the planet down.</p> <p>Please don't print this off unless absolutely necessary </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87446 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:04:01 +0000 ronseal 87446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Uh oh.</p> <p>Football chants. And climate change fundamentalism. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87316 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:45:38 +0000 Al OPecia 87316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It has all, as we say at West Ham, gone quiet over there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87288 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 16:33:17 +0000 JohnA 87288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll go through my emails and dig some out for you... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87282 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 15:18:20 +0000 Al OPecia 87282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Care to enlighten us John as to what "climate change crap" is exactly?</p> <p>And they're off.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30972#post-87276 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:22:40 +0000 John Ffitch-Rucker 87276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice pun. As endorsed by ‘Suds Terkel’. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30972#post-87273 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:02:12 +0000 rikkor 87273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could be all washed up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87222 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:08:00 +0000 JohnA 87222@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The GCSE Physics is full of climate change crap. Its shocking what the British Governments have done to knowledge in the service of "climate change" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30951#post-87219 Sat, 24 Sep 2011 18:59:40 +0000 ronseal 87219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agnostics, who aren't sure whether or not there's an omnipotent deity in the sky who wants us all to follow Al Gore, are to be allowed to send their children to new, non faith schools, where they can hear both sides of the argument. </p> <p>It could represent the most fundamental shake up of Britain's traditionally polarised society for centuries. </p> <p>Climate change fundamentalists...</p> <p>[Oh bollocks] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30853#post-86942 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:33:19 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 86942@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30852#post-86941 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:27:17 +0000 ronseal 86941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30851#post-86940 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:25:50 +0000 ronseal 86940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29993#post-84193 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 21:55:06 +0000 JohnA 84193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In retrospect I should have presented the new school curriculum just like any other modern secondary or adult education college. I was trying to write satire with an edge of realism and cruelty, which is what the School of Hard Knocks really represents - experience comes from good judgment, and good judgment comes from bad judgment (which could be the School Motto). </p> <p>Certainly you're not going to get any sympathy from Mr Hardman - quite the reverse. He's a sadistic bastard who likes teaching people who make poor choices - as most of us do.</p> <p>I'd be intrigued to know how I could have put more gags in.</p> <p>Thanks for the feedback </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29993#post-84183 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 20:56:52 +0000 waylandsmithy 84183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really good. But i think there's too many ideas in one sub, needs to be rationalized and some of the ideas expanded for more gags. If that makes sense. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30014#post-84176 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 18:46:42 +0000 JohnA 84176@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More tactical voting later... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29993#post-84124 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:44:14 +0000 JohnA 84124@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the feedback.</p> <p>I tried hard to make Mr Hardman sufficiently evil. Any suggestions on making him more evil gratefully received. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29993#post-84118 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:34:57 +0000 writinginbsl 84118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funny<br /> have stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29993#post-84115 Sun, 04 Sep 2011 09:25:08 +0000 JohnA 84115@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After coming under fire in recent years from Ofsted for the quality of its tuition and the rising cost of its tuition fees, the School of Hard Knocks has reported solid take-up for its latest courses, according to the Principal, David Hardman.</p> <p>"This has been a growth year at the school following on from our last two years" said Mr Hardman, "our recent course in 'Economic and Legal Consequences of Riot and Violent Disorder' has been very popular with students across the UK with some reporting from their cells that this has been the most educational time of their lives"</p> <p>"Our continuing adult education courses in 'Poverty Economics', 'Personal Bankruptcy' and 'The hidden longterm costs of credit cards' have been heavily oversubscribed this year" continued Mr Hardman "and without the continuing support of our corporate sponsors at Visa, Mastercard and Barclaycard, we would not be able to run these crucial life lessons - or even need to"</p> <p>"Our international school has recently welcomed the entire Government of Greece into our courses on 'Austerity Budgeting for European Nations', 'Reducing the financial expectations of pensioners' and 'Why large scale tax evasion by the middle classes may be a bad financial choice', boasted Mr Hardman "and we've already had inquiries from the Governments of Portugal, Spain and Italy about late enrollments to these courses. The Government of Ireland is focussing on 'The longterm economic consequences of property bubbles' as taught by our Japanese Professors having already passed the 'Austerity Budgeting' course with flying colours"</p> <p>"Looking forward, we continue to see growth in our Personal Financial Planning courses and by this time next year we expect to rollout our new courses for investors in "Why Carbon Credits are Junk Bonds in disguise" and "Gold and Precious Metal Bubbles - your part in cyclical historical inevitability"</p> <p>"We look forward to all of you joining us for our 'Continuing Life Lessons'", concluded Mr Hardman, "and who knows? You may have enrolled with us already and not realised" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=96#post-309 Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:37:30 +0000 interloper 309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Venture capitalist reckons new Newsbiscuit website value is 'Incalcuable'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-80 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:35:31 +0000 malgor 80@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought of ice, but when I realised it was over a lake I broke wind. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5#post-6 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:41:33 +0000 jp1885 6@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>More soon. </p>