http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=lord-triesman The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 06:42:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4713#post-13168 Wed, 19 May 2010 10:06:18 +0000 jmcl 13168@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Private thoughts of public figures are fair game, says newspaper.</p> <p>More news at <a href="http://sportingballs.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow">http://sportingballs.wordpress.com</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-13056 Tue, 18 May 2010 12:54:20 +0000 simonjmr 13056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lord Triesman could be an entry in to the Twat of the Week Hall of Fame </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-13031 Tue, 18 May 2010 08:21:16 +0000 Scroat 13031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's now ahead by a nose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-13014 Tue, 18 May 2010 06:40:53 +0000 curry muncher 13014@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sneaking up on the rails</p> <p>Lord Triesman </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4599#post-12901 Mon, 17 May 2010 11:00:31 +0000 Griffin 12901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You didn't mention that the crayon tracks hid secret recording devices which contained a truth drug which activates when licked. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4599#post-12895 Mon, 17 May 2010 10:45:37 +0000 jp1885 12895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm - I may have over-egged the pudding with this one. I started off with a nice little idea about the FA bid being drawn on with crayon, then along comes some money-grabbing bint who not only screws a lord (and England's chances of hosting the 2018 world cup) but also my sub! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4599#post-12893 Mon, 17 May 2010 10:22:35 +0000 jp1885 12893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The England's 2018 world cup hopes have suffered yet another blow today, after governing body FIFA returned the FA's bid book, complaining that it had been 'defaced with substantial amounts of childish scribbling'.</p> <p>The 1,752 page dossier, handed to FIFA president Sepp Blatter by soccer legend David Beckham in Zurich last week, has purportedly been covered with a number of immature doodles, including a crude crayon drawing of a stick figure woman with large breasts. 'The originator obviously has some affection for this figure,' complained a FIFA spokesman, 'judging by the amount of X kisses drawn next to it.'</p> <p>In addition, a number of graphs detailing the seating capacity of England's major stadiums has been coloured in, while a section highlighting the bid's eco credentials has simply been overwritten with the word 'boring' in large capital letters. </p> <p>The back cover of the book has also been defaced; bearing a large Chad labelled 'wot no kickbacks?' The document also includes an arrow-pierced love heart bearing the legend 'Lord T 4 Mel', with the 'Mel' crossed out and replaced by the words, written in more legible handwriting, 'sneaky bitch'. </p> <p>World Cup Bid 2018/2022 has been beset with problems from the outset, with several members of the bid team falling out over the exact format of the dossier. 'Most of us were happy with the layout of the book,' said one anonymous FA insider, 'but one high-profile person kept insisting on a pop-up, or at least lift-the-flap, version.'</p> <p>The English FA has staunchly defended its bid team against accusations of tampering, maintaining that none of the books were taken out of their packaging during the flight to Zurich. Meanwhile, newly installed FA bid leader Geoff Thompson is said to be grilling the chief executive of Jacobprint, the company responsible for printing the document; and was last seen taking the 37-year-old privately educated economics and biology graduate out to lunch at RusOlé!, the trendy restaurant that she part-owns with a Spanish-Russian business associate. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12856 Mon, 17 May 2010 06:35:24 +0000 Scroat 12856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BMW drivers...</p> <p>And Chelsea tractors. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12815 Sun, 16 May 2010 10:45:30 +0000 virtuallywill 12815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Audi drivers.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12769 Sat, 15 May 2010 17:02:54 +0000 Mr.3374 12769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bejesus, why are you nominatin Russ?<br /> You feckin mad?<br /> He's as Oirish as me, other than being Australian, and I'm English, and er, I think I probably drunk more Guiness than him, but we both love our rugby, so that makes him ok.<br /> I think. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12743 Sat, 15 May 2010 08:39:25 +0000 MADJEZ 12743@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Got to be a sub in that MrBlacker, like it. How about JT's father complaining about the young generation not joining the family business (started by a grandad or somesuch- mention the Kray twins !).' He's out there wasting his time playing football. He'll never make anything of hims'elf like that !'. etc etc </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12740 Sat, 15 May 2010 08:18:01 +0000 Scroat 12740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Must spring to the defence of Morris Dancing. There. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12723 Fri, 14 May 2010 21:55:00 +0000 sauce 12723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers, Scroat. Chargrilled with a side order of mayo for me, thanks.</p> <p>Been very very very busy and our routee died this morning - no internet for a while. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12713 Fri, 14 May 2010 20:01:11 +0000 Mrblacker 12713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I nominate John Terry, for not going into the family business. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12710 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:52:30 +0000 PluckyMunky 12710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too, Jeni. I found them scary as a child and I am sure I would find them scary now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12708 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:50:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really, <em>really</em>, hate clowns. Really. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12705 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:45:28 +0000 PluckyMunky 12705@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As with clowns, I wonder if anyone really likes Lederhosen? Or do they just wear them out of some sort of misplaced cultural history (the Lederhosen, not the clowns). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12697 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:29:41 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think you've just about covered it there Quaz.<br /> Apart from that weird drinking game where they slap each other.<br /> Like Morris Dancing with ASBOs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12683 Fri, 14 May 2010 19:00:01 +0000 Quaz 12683@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, what have dead Germans ever done to offend you? Apart from WW1, invading Poland, WW2, genocide, the Blitz, and Lederhosen on fat old men? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12678 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:23:27 +0000 PluckyMunky 12678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good for you, Jeni! He was a neurobiologist, by trade, though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12677 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:22:19 +0000 PluckyMunky 12677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Mr Will. She didn't do anything, really. I have just taken against her. That's awful, I know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12676 Fri, 14 May 2010 18:10:38 +0000 The All New Jeni B 12676@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's ok Plucky, I've had a better day today, and will not be taking the bait.<br /> But can I nominate dead German Psychologists? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12675 Fri, 14 May 2010 17:54:33 +0000 virtuallywill 12675@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What did "The woman who lives three doors along from the corner shop" do Plucky? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12671 Fri, 14 May 2010 16:06:17 +0000 PluckyMunky 12671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dr Freud, for your own safety, you might consider a retraction. Oh my lord. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12664 Fri, 14 May 2010 15:42:28 +0000 Sigmund Freud 12664@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scottish people? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12643 Fri, 14 May 2010 14:32:33 +0000 andhrimnir 12643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I change my mind please.</p> <p>Russel Crowe for sure, just heard about his spat with our Nige. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12642 Fri, 14 May 2010 14:20:27 +0000 andhrimnir 12642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Everyone in charge at BP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12627 Fri, 14 May 2010 13:20:33 +0000 PluckyMunky 12627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The woman who lives three doors along from the corner shop. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12626 Fri, 14 May 2010 13:17:57 +0000 Zadok the second 12626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought Caroline Quentin had this one all sewn up for the next.. ever. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4501#post-12618 Fri, 14 May 2010 12:55:34 +0000 andhrimnir 12618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rachel Riley </p>