http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=lord-lucan The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 11:53:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24757#post-67291 Sat, 07 May 2011 13:34:53 +0000 Real Street 67291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Al.</p> <p>I thought about introducing Shergar, but he would definitely be dead by now. You have to keep these stories believable, like the official bin Laden story. Hahahaha! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24757#post-67250 Sat, 07 May 2011 06:57:24 +0000 be reasonable 67250@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>WAs he riding Shergar when he was caught? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24757#post-67242 Sat, 07 May 2011 06:25:49 +0000 Al OPecia 67242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well spotted! 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=24757#post-67241 Sat, 07 May 2011 02:50:53 +0000 Real Street 67241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dramatic and astounding news is emerging that Lord Lucan has finally been found. The peer disappeared on 8th November 1974 following the murder of Sandra Rivett, his children’s nanny. The 36-year search finally ended when he was discovered living in a mansion in a suburb of Edinburgh. The decision had already been made that, rather than capture him to stand trial, he would be shot in the face until dead, then flown to a ship in the North Sea. DNA was taken from the body and within half an hour, the lab confirmed that it was indeed Lucan. Just as well, seeing as he had already been shot dead. The body was flown by helicopter to HMS Cadaver, where it was given a Mafia-style despatch – it was fitted with cement shoes and thrown overboard to “sleep with the fishes”.</p> <p>No pictures of Lord Lucan’s demise have been released for fear of upsetting people, but photographs of the bloody bodies of the three butlers also killed in the raid were given to all the newspapers and television newsrooms.</p> <p>Conspiracy theories were quick to follow the announcement, with some crazy bloggers suggesting that there was no actual proof that Lucan was dead.</p> <p>But the great and good have been quick to heap praise on the brave men who carried out the attack on Lord Lucan’s lair. President Obama immediately started handing out medals and will travel to Ground Zero tomorrow for a photo opportunity.</p> <p>Prince Charles congratulated the men responsible and said of Lord Lucan, “He wasn’t really one of us anyway”. Charles ended his statement on a concerned note by suggesting that dumping such a tall man in the sea could be bad for the environment, especially as he used a lot of Brylcreem. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10795#post-29622 Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:20:20 +0000 Griffin 29622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>63% of Americans have never heard of the dear Lord Lucan, so the chances of another conspiracy theory becoming gospel truth is slightly less than evens. But we can try. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10795#post-29559 Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:09:57 +0000 pinxit 29559@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Verrrrrrrry odd. This thread has been replicated, yet I didn't resubmit?</p> <p>Has the board gone titzup or * Gulp * are there grounds for <em>yet another</em> Lucan conspiracy theory? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=10795#post-29480 Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:07:43 +0000 pinxit 29480@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lord Lucan 'may have been secretive train-spotter', say police. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455&page=2#post-10079 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:19:28 +0000 AdrianJ 10079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps he meant miss in the lack of accuracy sense of the word? Might explain why your ass hurts? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455&page=2#post-10078 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:02:47 +0000 rikkor 10078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can't miss me if I don't leave. Thanks. Awfully. Oh, just an FYI: my ass hurts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455&page=2#post-10038 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:28:59 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So <em>that's</em> where I left it.<br /> Thanks stunts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455&page=2#post-10033 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:59:51 +0000 edward hack 10033@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I miss Rikkor and Ram<br /> They might (thankfully) upset a few apple carts along life's pock marked highway but never less than entertaining and never dull.<br /> Plus Ram is a fountain of (genuine)knowledge too.<br /> I looked it up on the net and he was right about Henry VIII having six wives.<br /> Rikkor likes Ox-tail so gets my vote.</p> <p>What if the Nice Admin Lady sent all these people am email telling them they have won a considerable sum of money ...maybe from that Dr Congo (but don't put any kisses at the end or they might twig) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455&page=2#post-10032 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:58:13 +0000 nealdoran 10032@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow! suburbandad has reappeared from the bedroom/nursery, The where are they now thread is working. How about a serial killer spree in Carshalton to halve the population, would make your work a lot easier.</p> <p>Wonder what would happen if I said Wilson765 three times while looking in the mirror.</p> <p>Stunts, that remark made me laugh out loud as the old people say these days. Glad to see you're still rocking the mushroom look today. A shade few of us can pull off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10031 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:49:34 +0000 allmyownstunts 10031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>um, according to your picture, you appear to be wearing it</p> <p>x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10028 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:42:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 10028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is this?! Has NB become the "Fertility Stool" of websites?</p> <p>There are Babybiscuits churning out everywhere.</p> <p>Now, where's my full body condom.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10025 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:26:22 +0000 NewSuburbanDad 10025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice to be remembered, nealdoran! Will post again, once we've abandoned our insane plan to single-handedly double the population of Carshalton Beeches. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10023 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:22:52 +0000 PluckyMunky 10023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is all very complicated. Could you please keep things simple for those of us with fewer brain cells?</p> <p>I miss Doris Day, if that's any help. She liked custard creams, I think. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10012 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:30:41 +0000 andhrimnir 10012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>10 Across: Any connection if you doctor any of "Grim Fun Du Des" "Run if Smudged" "Reds mud fungi" "Finds rude mug" "Eds drum fungi" (7,5) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-10005 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:08:22 +0000 Mary Evans 10005@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm wearing shoes???? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9984 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:58:34 +0000 nealdoran 9984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God bless you young Mary, but no self-pitying intended -- I've been about! I consider my Clegg on smack story was the thing that got Cleggmania to tipping point. </p> <p>I'm still going, it's just these days I need a slightly longer recovery time.</p> <p>Do you mean the all new Ms B, or me on the tags front by the way? Not guilty here... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9983 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:53:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 9983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>T'wasn't me guv!!</p> <p>For once, I am innocent of the charge, as I toodled off to work long before tags appeared.</p> <p>But seeing as we're on the subject, you do know you're wearing two different shoes today don't you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9982 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:40:22 +0000 Mary Evans 9982@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And don't think I haven't noticed your lost feet tag, Ms B. Although if any one has seen my feet.. last known sighting was about Mr Mary's person around late October last year... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9981 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:36:36 +0000 Mary Evans 9981@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tsk Tsk, we'll have none of that talk, Barbara. You are as fresh as newly-laid poop (toilet-training Master M is not going well) and anyone who says otherwise will have me to deal with. But whack off some subs, would you fella? I miss your tales of rejection and heart-ache. And your FPs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9974 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:29:26 +0000 nealdoran 9974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You mean a washed-up drivelling has-been, Vince? I think you may have a point. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9972 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:22:40 +0000 Des Custard 9972@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Freud is an odd one. J'accused him of being joanbloggs once and he came back saying it was just a name he made up one afternoon to use in a particular thread. But he said it as if he were a regular and it should be obvious. Mustn't overanalyse. Ugi comes and goes, and may be watching. I wonder what happened to Jeni B... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9970 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:18:22 +0000 Mary Evans 9970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Babs, you are the Oliver Stone of the Biscuit. And you've been undressed by Kings. What a gal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9966 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:07:04 +0000 nealdoran 9966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I wasn't feeling strangely guilty for attempted outing of pseudonyms for pseudonyms, and spreading rumours about NB swingers, I'd say I think I know who your Ms Hyde was Mary. Very pertinent comments they usually made too.</p> <p>But who are any of us to say who anyone else really is? Afterall, as a wise woman once said, 'I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me'.</p> <p>(once again, Charlene's law that any NB thread that goes on long enough will eventually have a reference to the one-hit wonder comes into effect) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9956 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:29:20 +0000 DickIn_and_ShakeSpear 9956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>your all idiots and no nothing barstards and i no were you live. pissing on a ded old mans grave you ar </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9955 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:21:02 +0000 Sigmund Freud 9955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always found Mr Magoo's Friday afternoon drive by shootings entertaining. I'm sure he's Oxy after too much grog. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9954 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:20:13 +0000 Mary Evans 9954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The jig's up D&amp;S. We all know you're really Christopher Marlowe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3455#post-9952 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:13:07 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 9952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So do we. </p>