http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=lopez The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 07:23:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29448#post-82858 Mon, 22 Aug 2011 08:08:04 +0000 virtuallywill 82858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Next, The Evil Empire strikes back? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=29448#post-82693 Sat, 20 Aug 2011 07:50:39 +0000 virtuallywill 82693@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Libya is in a state of civil war. Spies for the Rebel Alliance have stolen plans to Colonel Gadaffi's Death Stair: a weapon capable of annihilating an entire city. Rebel leader Mustafa Abdul Jalil is in possession of the plans, but his convoy is captured by Government forces under the leadership of evil Lord Abdul Senussi. Before he is captured Mustafa hides the plans in a wheelie bin called Falt-2 Acacia Avenue along with a holographic recording. The wheelie bin escapes to the desert city of Tatooine with fellow bin Flat-3.<br /> The two droids are quickly captured by Belarusian mercenaries who sell the pair to farmer Owen Lars and his nephew Luke Al-Skywalker. While Luke is cleaning Flat-2 he accidentaly triggers part of Mustafa's holographic message, in which he requests help from Anders Fogh Rasmussen. The only "Rasmussen" Luke knows is of an old hermit who lives in nearby NATO headquarters: Owen however dismisses any connection, suggesting instead that Rasmussen is in Denmark...</p> <p>Meanwhile a phone call brings unexpected news... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8731#post-23489 Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:34:22 +0000 Oxbridge 23489@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great band, great band </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8731#post-23439 Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:44:20 +0000 Mr Target 23439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's so close to being a big country already...only needs a couple more letters and he's there... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8731#post-23425 Mon, 19 Jul 2010 08:38:00 +0000 virtuallywill 23425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron will take the place of Stuart Adamson as lead singer of Big Country , he will be joined by Bruce Watson, Tony Butler and Mark Brzezicki .<br /> Cameron believes he can mix the bagpipe swirl of his electric guitar with celtic rock and a society where individuals are responsible for themselves and each other rather than the state. “This is celtic rock with a small c and a small e and a small l… well you get the picture” said Cameron dressed in a bandana, plaid shirt and worn Levi's. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6230#post-17113 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:37:14 +0000 virtuallywill 17113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I could have worked in the hovercraft, fans of mass destruction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6230#post-17111 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:33:08 +0000 Ostsee 17111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...but acknowledges that hovercraft were a big mistake. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6230#post-17107 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 19:27:01 +0000 virtuallywill 17107@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I should have used a football headline. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6230#post-17022 Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:22:04 +0000 virtuallywill 17022@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Council Leader of The Isle of Wight Mr. Brian Rampant has stated emphatically that there are not any Atomic weapons stored on The IOW. He has written a letter to Yukiya Amano of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) to explain the islands’ position and a commitment to prove it. Weapons inspectors have been invited to search anywhere and for as long as it takes.<br /> Brochures have been sent that illustrate the many hotels and guest houses that can be used for the inspection teams accommodation. There are also my places of interest to visit with an excellent range of restaurants to wine and dine. Families are well catered for so weapons inspectors need not let a lengthy stay mean it is time away from loved ones. Mr Rampant also asked to be quoted “ We have no links with any terrorist organizations and would ask all International bodies concerned to come to The Isle of Wight with its’ miles of beautiful beaches and see the lack of terrorist links for themselves.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2427#post-7182 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:14:28 +0000 virtuallywill 7182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MR1XN946piAfMM:http://www.jasondunn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gaming-with-dad.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=2018#post-5963 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 08:17:41 +0000 virtuallywill 5963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Van Morrison will have to change his name on all his back catalogue albums as well as future releases. Under new legislation as part of “The description of goods and services directive” all names of goods, products and services have to be clear and unambiguous.<br /> A spokesthingy said on behalf of Mr Morrison “I am incensed that the name I have been using for 50 years has been judged inappropriate by some faceless bland bureaucrat from Brussels”, however EC commissioner Terne Sans Visage has declared this a “justified right of all Europeans”<br /> A new “Greatest Hits” cd will be released in November titled “Truck with enclosed cargo space Morrison’s Greatest Hits”.<br /> Meatloaf is apparently upset that he will now have to be billed as “Meatloaf (55%) including mechanically recovered” and recent chart toppers Owl City will now be known as “nests”, though they are happy with this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1270#post-3319 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:10:56 +0000 virtuallywill 3319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Screwfix, the best a man can do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=1022#post-2585 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:43:23 +0000 virtuallywill 2585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Network Rail has requested quotes for the replacement Bus Service for the yet to be “green-lighted” high speed rail link<br /> If construction does go ahead it could begin as early as 2017, the 250mph trains could run as fast as 400Km/ph by 2025. If the autumn is particularly wet or windy or dry then the replacement bus service would be required.<br /> Mr Steve Milliband spokesman for “The consultation group to decide if railway is needed” said “We see the possibility for a replacement bus service between Birmingham during September 2025, around the 8th, at about 10.08, It may be that some passengers will want to travel out of London, but I cannot think why”.<br /> There already several interested groups, First National, Stagecoach, Replacement bus services limited, and Ryan air.<br /> Ryan air have submitted a quote of less than £95.00 for 20,000 passenger journeys, though this does not include seating, or food, or drink, or toilets or buses. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=879#post-2249 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:21:39 +0000 malgor 2249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it! Stars in your eyes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=879#post-2248 Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:17:27 +0000 virtuallywill 2248@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stillness Stevens will now take the leading role in the west end production of "The day the Earth stood still".<br /> "It's a life goal for me" said Michael Barret the former communist singing milkman.<br /> "The Elvis rock n' roll thing was just a cover for my tremors, I can now keep my limbs still, which makes driving much easier."<br /> I can also go through the green door at my local pub behind which a happy crowd play piano, smoke and laugh a lot, hospitality has always been thin there" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=184#post-1665 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:51:12 +0000 virtuallywill 1665@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>tag bag </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=451#post-1298 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:14:53 +0000 virtuallywill 1298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like your idea, It was have come from a child from Belize, who was grown for Conservative body parts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=451#post-1293 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:49:27 +0000 edward hack 1293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>any idea who's kidney it was </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=451#post-1271 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:49:13 +0000 virtuallywill 1271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more later... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=355#post-1044 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:02:36 +0000 virtuallywill 1044@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>now on Most Haunted, or not </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=297#post-866 Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:50:16 +0000 virtuallywill 866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Helen Skelton today used the word canoes as a verb, but refused to apologise after her 2,000 mile paddle.</strong><br /> The badge wearing adventurer said <blockquote>In some cultures the coldness of the night is measured by how many dogs it takes to keep warm, such as a Three dog night.<br /> I can honestly say that I have worn out several pairs of trousers; this is a Five gusset river.<br /> My bottom is bruised, my shoulders are sore and the muscles in my neck are making it hard to differentiate between my head and my shoulders but to be honest I am proud of the war wounds, though I am reporting the crew for sexual harassment.</blockquote> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=251#post-734 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 10:07:18 +0000 virtuallywill 734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>middle east is a dessert desert </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=214#post-637 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:13:48 +0000 virtuallywill 637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dressed as Inpector Clouseau... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=184#post-568 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:20:49 +0000 virtuallywill 568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>subtle raging against the machine... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=184#post-556 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:58:01 +0000 John Square 556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love what you did with the tags. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=184#post-542 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:32:05 +0000 virtuallywill 542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>tears later... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=165#post-464 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:42:39 +0000 virtuallywill 464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If taken straight from packet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=163#post-462 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:38:53 +0000 virtuallywill 462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Death by James Whale later... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=149#post-431 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:33:11 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the pickie isn't posted, old son. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=149#post-430 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:32:04 +0000 virtuallywill 430@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br />