http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=liverpool The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 20:26:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169238 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:11:59 +0000 Yikes 169238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice NiB! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169202 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:09:05 +0000 Sinnick 169202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>7, including yourself.</p> <p>I didn't think the sub was brilliant either, to be honest, but better than some NiBs I've seen. Trying to be objective, I really think the idea was very good but the plot depended on the one big gag with not enough quips in support, where there is plenty of material. My writing style is far too rigid to get the big laughs, but I'm working on that. Slowly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169200 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:07:40 +0000 Squudge 169200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>oh stoppit Wayland </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169198 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:04:18 +0000 Bob 169198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Confused?... Why would anyone have more than one login? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169183 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:34:55 +0000 LensCap 169183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... we know you've already said so 6 times </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169180 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:32:02 +0000 Bob 169180@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I liked it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169179 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:31:44 +0000 Lens Cap 169179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I feel imitated. There should be rules against that sort of thing </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169176 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:25:06 +0000 LensCap 169176@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No offence, and it's hardly unique, but so much mutual admiration for something so distinctively average (as most posts are in fairness)?? Makes you wonder </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169158 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 21:11:07 +0000 Sinnick 169158@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, it's the only way I can get stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169150 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 19:52:35 +0000 LensCap 169150@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I just ask - are you all the same person? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169142 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:45:43 +0000 Sinnick 169142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks. It needed a tidy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169139 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:06:13 +0000 dvo4fun 169139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169135 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:13:38 +0000 Perks 169135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely NiB sinnick </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169093 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:48:39 +0000 Perks 169093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. It already has its own language. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169092 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:46:13 +0000 Squudge 169092@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If this doesn't get used, it would make a lovely FP come Scottish independance debate time. Say if you twisted it a bit to salami-slice off all the undesirable or unfashionable bits south of the border and designate them as bonus bits for Scotland.</p> <p>You could have a whale of a time 'bigging up' Scotland and making the UK (sorry - English) Parliament look disingenuously generous while Salmond &amp; co get into conniptions trying to prevent dilution of their heritage. The bits in the middle could flounce about their status.</p> <p>mother lode.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169080 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:16:01 +0000 Sinnick 169080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Noooooooooooooooooooooooo ..... !</p> <p>You mentioned <em>that</em> song - at Primary School, I was forced to listen to it, not as punishment, but for <em>fun</em> !? I never forgave them. Bastards.</p> <p>Purely to get more stars, here's the link:<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIZGTYHhWI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIZGTYHhWI</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169075 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:06:34 +0000 beau-jolly 169075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I won't hear a good thing said about Liverpool. I hate the bloody Beatles and Lilly the Pink makes me cringe. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169067 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:39:26 +0000 Sinnick 169067@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm still reeling from when Liverpool were "City of Culture" a couple of years back. Yes, they had the Beatles, but ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169066 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:37:28 +0000 Tripod 169066@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>the self-reported musical heritage</blockquote></p> <p>Oof, cruel. The Quarrymen were quite good in their time, you know... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169064 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:34:27 +0000 Sinnick 169064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, I know it needs polish, but I'm happy to receive polite suggestions </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=58290#post-169062 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:33:20 +0000 Sinnick 169062@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Chancellor has today astounded critics by proposing that the City of Liverpool is to be forcibly given independence from the UK. He further announced the construction of a 20 mile wall in the North West of England.</p> <p>In his annual budget speech, George Osborne justified this bold proposal to revive the UK economy by explaining that unemployment would drop by 165,000 at a stroke, complemented by 40,000 vacancies in the construction and security sectors to establish and maintain the border.</p> <p>Osborne explained that the Home Office were particularly pleased, as the Police could achieve their targets without further cuts.</p> <p>He noted that the loss of Liverpool’s comedians, such as Ken Dodd &amp; John Bishop, and the self-reported musical heritage, would be a small, but necessary sacrifice.</p> <p>Visitors to Liverpool would be given until 31 March to leave.</p> <p>The Opposition Leader, currently Ed Miliband, accused the Chancellor of doing this just to get popular support, and he would support the proposal only if Newcastle was included in the plan. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54260#post-156633 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:45:16 +0000 glass90 156633@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The FA is to launch an immediate enquiry following the FA cup tie between non-league Mansfield and premiership Liverpool in which multimillion pound Uruguayan international Luis Suárez scored the controversial winning goal with his hand.</p> <p>FA spokesman Lord Sir Cedric Ignorecheats said “We need to get to the bottom of this, how can a old geezer of a man with no obvious redeeming features have such a gorgeous young wife 30 years his junior. We are all extremely Jealous”. When asked if a rematch was on the cards he replied “It’s a definite possibility, with the Mansfield players distracted by the nagging question of how their wurzel gummage like chairman John Radford managed to pull his sexy wife Caroline, how can they be expected to concentrate on the game”.</p> <p>When asked about the handball he replied “It’s a very popular sport on mainland Europe, especially Scandinavia, but won’t catch on over here” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42001#post-120017 Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:20:46 +0000 clicktingstampz 120017@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>CHELSEA boss Roberto Di Matteo has blasted UEFA for blocking his side's bid to park a bus in front of their goal ahead of tonight's Champions League clash with Barcelona at the Nou Camp.<br /> Chelsea take a 1-0 lead to Spain, after a semi-final first leg which saw Barcelona record an unprecedented 107% possession.<br /> Many believe an ultra-defensive strategy could be the West London side's best hope of reaching the final, but the absence of a large vehicle in the visitors' penalty area may prove a major stumbling block.<br /> During a stormy press conference this morning, a furious Di Matteo said: “Two weeks ago, we made a written application to UEFA to place a standard London double-decker bus in our goalmouth.<br /> “To be told, just hours before kick-off, that there is a height limit of 2.8metres, is simply unacceptable.<br /> “It leaves us very little time to find an alternative vehicle.”<br /> A Chelsea spokesman later confirmed that Kenny Dalglish had loaned the Blues the Vauxhall Combo van his Liverpool side used for their victory parade after February's Carling Cup win over Cardiff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31474#post-89048 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:22:22 +0000 Boutros 89048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>SEO keywords: Labour, Liverpool, Conference, Great. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=31474#post-89020 Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:57:02 +0000 Boutros 89020@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To some, the craft of search engine optimisation takes a little practice. But not for Ed Milliband. Getting those all-important keywords into the first paragraph comes naturally to the Labour leader. Take his recent speech at the Labour Conference in Liverpool:</p> <p>"Thank you Conference. It’s great to be in Liverpool. Labour Liverpool. A generation ago a Labour leader came to Conference to condemn the behaviour of a Labour Council in Liverpool. Today I come to Liverpool, proud to hold our Conference in this great city."</p> <p>SEO Gold! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27900#post-77110 Sat, 16 Jul 2011 06:37:38 +0000 Golgo13 77110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome. </p> <p>Liked it. Five stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27900#post-77064 Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:51:33 +0000 scrumper 77064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In another daring move to sign mediocre British talent, Liverpool Football Club today signed free agent Rebekah Brooks for a fee thought to have broken the British transfer record. A spokesman at the club refused to comment on the fee, saying however, it will probably be revealed by an in depth Sun investigation. Brooks joins the other average underperforming trio of Charlie Adams, Stewart Downing and Andy Carroll all recently offloaded to Anfield by a freakish torrent of dosh showered on their former unsuspecting clubs .<br /> “King” Kenny Dalglish defended his bizarre buying spree, saying about Brooks “I can’t wait to see her patrolling midfield scowling at the opposition, staring down their hard men, and of course letting me know what the squad are saying behind me back.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27817#post-76777 Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:01:09 +0000 Solanki and Mawhinney 76777@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>(Presume we just put one-liners in the title) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25880#post-70460 Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:53:33 +0000 Dick Everyman 70460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the tip VCG! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=25880#post-70440 Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:13:03 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 70440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can edit it for 6 hours after you post it. I very rarely leave anything as it was when I originally posted it, either adding/stealing suggestions from other people, putting something else in that I didn't think of at first, or just tidying it up a bit having read it back. </p>