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			<title>Ironduke on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153887</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Ironduke</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I've got three-quarters of a bottle of genuine Keo Parma Violet liqueur purchased on holiday in Cyprus last decade.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;It tastes of Parma Violet, which was almost a Heston Blumenthal-esque surprise in an alcoholic drink...swiftly followed by the realisation that nobody likes parma violets and they ain't no better for the addition of alcohol, sadly, and perhaps bodes not well for the sale of your Violet Liqueur, Beau.
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			<title>beau-jolly on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153692</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 15:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Aw Jez.  Paul Masson piss pot what a corker!  I used to bloody love that.  I loved the idea of ripping off the cap and drinking deeply from the carafe with wine spilling all over my face as I glugged it greedily. Such a shame it was such pish.  Still I have some of the originl carafs somewhere in the cupboard.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Wayland.  No, I was just lazy and didn't check your original!&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;@Jen:  GGfather sounds sound chap.  Drinks all round.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Xmas market in town today.  Mixed crowd.  Sold out of Piddle gift packs and '77 Port.  Still not shifted the Violet liqueur so may have to bring that along later.  Never sure whether to drink it or dab it behind my ear.
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			<title>Nails UK on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 11:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Nails UK</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Saw the invite for this on Facebook - all my mates will be along later.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I've brought some Schloer as I'm the nominated driver.  And some homemade brownies for everyone else (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more).&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;The DVD player's not stuck on Wizzard any more - I've just thrown it out of the window, along with the piano.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Didn't know it was fancy dress...oh, that's a *real* policeman's uniform, is it?
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			<title>Sinnick on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Best give the couple in the kitchen a few minutes as a courtesy gesture. Damn, where did I leave my underwear last night ?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Ah, in the kitchen, next to the canapes. That explains so much.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Anyone for breakfast ? It's American style, ie arrives very late.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I think the DVD player's got stuck on Wizzard.
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			<title>Squudge on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153661</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 07:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;someone did a Buckfast bowk in the Christmas tree bucket, move the presents.
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			<title>MADJEZ on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153655</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>MADJEZ</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Better late than never, been down in my wine cellar looking for something suitable. I've brought a vintage Paul Masson California carrafe and a Hirrondelle. Anyone got any gear for later, an eighth will do.
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			<title>FlashArry on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153646</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 22:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FlashArry</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;... these homeopathic cocktail recipes are shit. Greek kumquat liqueur anyone ?
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			<title>writinginbsl on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153643</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 22:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;...i was just trying to acidify the soil for them&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;honest
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			<title>Squudge on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153641</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 21:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;um... next door's have asked that we stop widdling on their rhododendrons
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			<title>riesler on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 21:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>riesler</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sorry I'm late, here's a 1973 Lutomer Laski Riesling that I've been saving for a special occasion.
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			<title>Tess Goes on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 21:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tess Goes</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I'd be quite happy with a large Scot and some Coke...&#60;br /&#62;
Sniffles quietly xx
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 21:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Should I change it from Grand Cru to Gran Reseeva, then? I don't really drink posh wines.
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			<title>Sinnick on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Toilet, &#60;strong&#62;&#60;em&#62;TOILET ?&#60;/em&#62;&#60;/strong&#62; didn't anyone bring one ?  FFS, where were you  lot brought up ? Oh, Glastonbury - enough said.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Ok, my Cliff Richard CD has just finished, for the 4th time. I'm going to play Leonard Cohen unless someone finds something better.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I'm loving smithy's WKD Gran Reserva. Just making me giggle and peckish. Are you &#60;em&#62;sure&#60;/em&#62; it's authentic ? My, these paper plates are &#60;strong&#62;delicious&#60;/strong&#62;.
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			<title>Psycadelic Squirrel on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 19:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Psycadelic Squirrel</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sorry I'm late! I've brought a couple of litres of Buckfast and some reduced to clear tripe nachos- dig in.
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			<title>Vertically Challenged Giant on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Vertically Challenged Giant</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Easter do sounds like a good plan to me.
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			<title>Tess Goes on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153594</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tess Goes</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I just saw a real Christmas party advertised on Facebook on the 22nd @ 10 Downing Street...&#60;br /&#62;
Commoners are apparently welcome - best advised to get there before before Prescott eats all the mince pies.&#60;br /&#62;
7pm sounds like a good time then we can Clegg it just before last orders at The Slug and Lettuce.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153581</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;B-J, my Great-Grandfather was a father of 8, and a rampant alcoholic.&#60;br /&#62;
Of the 8 children, he covered every variation of spellings imaginable, with one of his daughter's having the surname spelt 'Benit'.&#60;br /&#62;
I suppose it depended on how much he'd been celebrating the birth before he managed to register the birth.
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153578</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Anyone else up for an Easter Dragon? Timothy Taylor's Landlord is ace.
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			<title>beau-jolly on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153572</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Have you tried Waylands WKD Gran Reserva?  It has a lovely bucket.
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			<title>writinginbsl on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153570</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;i feel sick&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;wheres the flat coke?
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>beau-jolly on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153569</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Sorry Jen.  1 N 2 Ts.  You'd get mate's rates though.
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			<title>Qoxiivi on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236&amp;page=2#post-153568</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Qoxiivi</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Where's your toilet? I need to use the toilet.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Sinnick on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153566</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 16:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Well, it's been going for 24 hours now, and it's beginning to liven up. Stan's squeeze box has been a welcome interlude from my K-Tel vinyl played continuously. If no-one brings along any more music, I'll put on my &#34;Best of Cliff&#34; album. I mean it.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Drinks have all but run out. Anyone got any home-distilled vodka? My brother once made some from potato peel and raisins, but found it worked better in diesel engines than as a drink (true story).&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Only another 9 days, then we'll all have to go to our own homes.
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153549</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 14:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;My Mum's maiden-name was Bennett, do I get family discount?
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			<title>beau-jolly on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153538</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 13:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>beau-jolly</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.benettarms.co.uk/&#34;&#62;Proper pub&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Mandy Lifeboat on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153518</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 09:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mandy Lifeboat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Wayland - don't know much about ale (is that a brand of lager?) what with me being a girl and all that, but i found this on t'internet.  I believe the local derby and burton beers (they tend to have a couple on as wellas the doom bars of this world) are worth a punt.  I reckon you could do it in a couple of days of days from your place by canalboat.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.thedragonatwillington.co.uk/beers_59_7.html&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.thedragonatwillington.co.uk/beers_59_7.html&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Gerontius on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 07:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Gerontius</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.flickr.com/photos/kdphotos/5824095224/&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.flickr.com/photos/kdphotos/5824095224/&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;This is Jenny and Quaz underneath the mistletoe at last years office party.&#60;br /&#62;
&#60;a href=&#34;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WFS3_IW1ZQM/UFcZdMWmPHI/AAAAAAAAG2Q/SOAJzjHMF84/s1600/resize.jpg&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WFS3_IW1ZQM/UFcZdMWmPHI/AAAAAAAAG2Q/SOAJzjHMF84/s1600/resize.jpg&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Stan brought his squeeze-box along&#60;br /&#62;
&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.real-cider.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/The_Wurzels_2647.jpg&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.real-cider.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/The_Wurzels_2647.jpg&#60;/a&#62;
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153476</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Do they do ale?
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			<title>Mandy Lifeboat on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153475</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Mandy Lifeboat</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Burton for an Easter meet up would get my vote - how about The Dragon at Willington.  Oh and I've put some mixed herbs in a rizla to pass around.
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "NB&#039;s Virtual Christmas Party !!!"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53236#post-153457</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;A Burton do does sound tempting...although now might be about the right time to organise something for Easter?
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