http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=lemmy The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 07:34:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3986#post-11325 Fri, 07 May 2010 11:06:17 +0000 Ostsee 11325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know one ex-Prime Minister that once built a wall in his spare time, when he had lots to spare. 'slammed the hapless bassist's erection' sounds a bit weird, but most colonels were in the army. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3986#post-11311 Fri, 07 May 2010 09:45:26 +0000 wallster 11311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely his neigbour's lawn would die?</p> <p>You're right mental you are. Have some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3986#post-11309 Fri, 07 May 2010 09:40:56 +0000 Duff 11309@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hellraising bassist and Motorhead frontman, Lemmy, was today the centre of a storm over a garden wall he's erected around his country mansion.</p> <p>The cockahoop heavy metal star told GMTV. "It's a project I started some years ago and it's taken up all my spare time since. I couldn't make up my mind if I wanted barbed wire or gun turrets along the top, so in the end I plumped for a mixture of both. I hope that it will lend my garden that certain something that up until now has been missing. If all goes well I'm hoping to enter the finished job in my local <em> Gardens in Bloom</em> competition"</p> <p>But Lemmy's neighbour, Col. Bygraves Fortescue, slammed the hapless bassist's erection. "I don't hold with this type of fellow at all. He's forever biting the heads off bats and quite frankly it's just not cricket.</p> <p>He needn't think that he can just come and live in our community and expect to be accepeted by bigots like me. This wall is a monstrosity and must come down at once!"</p> <p>The Motorhead frontman's record company released the following statement last night.</p> <p>"Col. Fortescue is confusing Lemmy with somebody else. He's never bitten the head off anything whatsoever, well perhaps the odd jelly baby but that's it."</p> <p>Dairmuid Gavin, BBC's garden supremo, is believed to be the mastermind behind the wall's design but was keeping a low profile last night as the storm raged through the leafy shire village. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3742#post-10734 Tue, 04 May 2010 17:38:51 +0000 Duff 10734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hellraising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking feat for the longest bass solo ever.</p> <p>The marathon slapathon started on Saturday at the band's gig in London's Royal Albert Hall during the second encore, the iconic Ace of Spades. The band's guitarist "Filthy" Phil Campbell takes up the tale:</p> <p>"We were just getting ready to finish the number when suddenly Lemmy started to improvise a bit. We stuck with him for half and hour or so but in the end we couldn't hack it. So we just finished the gig and left Lem to it. The roadies started to break down the gear and lights and the audience all got fed up and left but Lemmy kept at it"</p> <p>And today it's been confirmed by the Guinness book of Records, that the bonkers bassist finally packed it in at 1.30 pm on Sunday afternoon, thus setting a new world record.</p> <p>The cockahoop 4 string wizard told us:</p> <p>"I was sorta in the zone guys. And to tell the truth when I finished I was surprised that 14 hours had passed. But I've had it confirmed that it's a new world record so that's brilliant"</p> <p>Lemmy's record of 14 hours, 20 minutes and 12 seconds beats the previous holder, Mark King, from pop-funksters level forty two by a full minute. </p>