http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=large-hadron-collider The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:16:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863&page=2#post-70541 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 08:37:15 +0000 The All New Jeni B 70541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, that would be quite wrong Al.</p> <p>And it would lead to other people jumping on that bandwagon and carrying it on... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863&page=2#post-70529 Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:38:29 +0000 Al OPecia 70529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Yeah, I remember this. Must remember not to bump it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-22353 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 01:04:54 +0000 arrghgarry 22353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I never saw this" I was on a BA flight from Frankfurt to Heathrow a couple of days ago, and one of the flight attendants was called Lara Cox.</p> <p>True story! "<br /> I wonder if she was a scouser </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-22351 Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:23:07 +0000 Golgo13 22351@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was on a BA flight from Frankfurt to Heathrow a couple of days ago, and one of the flight attendants was called Lara Cox. </p> <p>True story! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19317 Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:34:53 +0000 arrghgarry 19317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got your mail and I hit reply and i was sent to me ,did you get it as well . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19294 Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:48:15 +0000 Golgo13 19294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@arrghgarry - Much as I love this opportunity to bump my Large Hard-on piece every 12 hours, I think if the NB editors haven't seized on it by now, they never gunna... so I'm going to reply on a PM to ya and leave the rest of the world guessing as to whether I took a local with me... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19247 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:29:35 +0000 arrghgarry 19247@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So you managed to get out ,did you take a local with you . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19174 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:23:21 +0000 Golgo13 19174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was in Japan for 12 years, 1992 ~ 2004. Not an anime/manga fan but I like Golgo 13. He is perfect machine of snipe! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19143 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:54:23 +0000 arrghgarry 19143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>someone had mentioned the hood I had got that confused with the hooded claw and it went on from there ,are you an anime fan ? I do not know that one Golgo my kids do .Are you in or have been in Japan ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19107 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:16:12 +0000 Golgo13 19107@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@ Arrghgarry ドンマイ！Don't worry - I'm not the double-post police...I just was being a bit dim and wondering what the link was to the sub / thread...</p> <p>...I won't lie to you, I'm still wondering... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19070 Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:13:04 +0000 arrghgarry 19070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It refers to the baddie from the Thunderbirds called the Hood,did not realize I had posted twice sorry . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-19056 Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:34:09 +0000 Golgo13 19056@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@arrghgarry - ..what does your post refer to? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6989#post-18717 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:52:24 +0000 Ludicity 18717@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider have expressed concern after new audio recognition software revealed that the elusive Higgs boson ‘God Particle’ sounds just like squeaky voiced funny man Joe Pasquale.</p> <p>‘We have spent years developing a sonification system to convert sub atomic collisions into audible sound waves,’ said project leader Dr Lily Asquith, ‘but when we turned it on, all we could hear was a high pitched voice singing: ‘I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.’ </p> <p>Some scientists have described listening to the sound of the God Particle as akin to that of a religious experience with one saying, 'every time I hear it I feel like I am being crucified.’ </p> <p>According to physicist Professor Brian Cox, ‘It is precisely because the Higgs particle is so elusive that it can only be heard at a nauseatingly high pitch. We were hoping to discover the secrets of the Universe but so far all we have found is an annoying song and an endless stream of very bad puns.’</p> <p>The £6 billion Large Hadron Collider is designed to shed light on the most fundamental questions, although it is still no nearer to explaining how or why Joe Pasquale ever achieved any kind of success. </p> <p>‘The team cannot last out for much longer,’ confessed Dr Asquith, ‘we have all been forced to wear earplugs but if it doesn’t stop singing that bloody song soon we may have to close down the entire project.’</p> <p>Physicists are now working around the clock, firing millions of protons at the squeaky particle in the hope of making it shut up. ‘Quite honestly, I wish that we had never found it,’ said Professor Cox, ‘people said that we might create a black hole that would destroy the Universe, but nobody warned us about this.’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18710 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:22:31 +0000 arrghgarry 18710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wooden you know it ,I do remember this s character with the eyebrows ,but the only name I can remember ( for a baddie )is Sailor Sam </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18707 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:12:02 +0000 arrghgarry 18707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wooden you know it ,I do remember this s character with the eyebrows ,but the only name I can remember ( for a baddie )is sailor sam </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18639 Wed, 23 Jun 2010 05:43:21 +0000 sauce 18639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>California is an earthquake zone - could add something about the earth moving ...</p> <p>(The Stanford Linear Accelerator is a huge particle research fascility built stradling the main fault line in the Bay area. Crazy place to build it - but I suppose they grabbed the dosh to build it and weren't about to let it go elsewhere: power) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18619 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:34:57 +0000 The All New Jeni B 18619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah yes. Our Oxy. A chap who doesn't believe in blowing his own trumpet when a full brass band can do the trick.<br /> (Plus he's not so able to bend double these days.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18586 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:54:45 +0000 fun and games 18586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy as humble and understated as ever. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18576 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:32:04 +0000 Oxbridge 18576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just to prove great minds think alike, even when it comes to invented porn actresses' names, here's one I did in my very early days on NB, which was also at the time when the government seemed to be bailing out everyone. It didn't get used but I still quite like it so there:</p> <p>Government urged to bail out porn industry</p> <p>The British porn industry has called for the government to include it in the ongoing bail-out of cash-strapped industries. According to David Grayson, a spokesman for the British Adult Film Association (BAFA), many hard-working families are seeing their livelihoods at risk because the downturn has led to a 30% slump in DVD sales since 2007.</p> <p>“Some people think we just get two men, five women and a goat together and point a camera at them,” claimed Grayson. “However, for every performer, there are several others in related services who might also lose their job: lighting technicians, film editors, scriptwriters, dialogue coaches – OK, not dialogue coaches really, but you get my point.”</p> <p>Despite restrictive legislation, BAFA claims, the British porn industry is the largest in the world after the US and a major exporter to other European markets. In some niches, notably those involving 35-year old women dressed in school uniforms from the 1950s, Britain is a world market leader.</p> <p>“I can’t stress how badly we are suffering,” said Grayson. “The downturn has taken us all from behind. Trading conditions suck. Without immediate government help – hang on, I think this will work – the industry will be brought to its knees and most of the companies in it will go tits-up.”</p> <p>A treasury spokesman commented that the full list of industries that will be helped out by government-backed credit has yet to be fully finalised. “The porn industry?” he said. “Well, I don’t really think … oh, what the hell, in for a penny eh? How much are they asking for?”</p> <p>Added leading porn actress Jenna Foxx: “Uh uh uh, yes, YES, YES, fill my gaping coffers with your enormous subsidy, big boy.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18515 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:39:05 +0000 Mr Target 18515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hits the spot...have some stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18415 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:39:02 +0000 Golgo13 18415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <br /> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18397 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:49:18 +0000 4ty2 18397@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>you have to include a vuvuzela somehow. Surely it is the reminent of the higgs boson funnel. I guess the sound is drowning the big bang </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18392 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:15:40 +0000 arrghgarry 18392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I ask before the hardon collider reached its peak did It have a lot of help from semi conductors in the valley .Psalm 23 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18391 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:13:37 +0000 Golgo13 18391@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Edits made... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18376 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:55:16 +0000 Svendo 18376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prof Stephen WhoreKing it is...</p> <p>I think you should also change it to say "...reveals more about the secrets of highly accelerated penetration or even double-penetration." especially given the context of it being a hardon collider. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18369 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:31:01 +0000 Golgo13 18369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>OK, Stephen Whoreking anyone? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18361 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:20:06 +0000 Oxbridge 18361@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is Laura Coxxxx a Scouser by any chance?</p> <p>*Ba-doom TSH!*</p> <p>V nice indeed BTW. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18354 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:03:54 +0000 Golgo13 18354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brian Coxxx as well...Although I like the idea of the spokesperson being a woman, so I've changed it to Laura Coxxx... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18353 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:55:40 +0000 Svendo 18353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Also would it be pushing it too far to include a Professor Stephen Porking, given the adult entertainment industries love of badly punned film and actor/actress names. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6863#post-18352 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:53:59 +0000 Svendo 18352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>puns and innuendo are my forte. </p>