http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=la The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:41:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=47212#post-135613 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 19:51:08 +0000 Alfred Noakes 135613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Prince Harry today gave an explanation regarding the events that led to him being photographed naked in Los Angeles. </p> <p>The monarch stated ‘I had inadvertently put on an old fancy dress uniform on for a party at the hotel. While talking to a young lady, on the topic of circumcision, I became aware that she was of Jewish extraction. </p> <p>I then realised that I had accidentally put on a Nazi uniform again, and, remembering the kafuffle it caused last time, decided to immediately take it off. It was then that I was unfortunately photographed in ‘the altogether’'. </p> <p>The third in line to the throne also said that he had spent time with an attractive group of girls on a hen party as he wanted to ‘connect a bit more’ with ordinary girls and be less distant. He also offered to show the young women his ‘ivory tower’ during a game of strip billiards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=19791#post-53297 Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:24:54 +0000 Gary Stanton 53297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The unnamed foetus in the centre of Victoria Beckham’s womb was said to be delighted yesterday after the former girl band star ordered an extra carrot to accompany her side salad at an exclusive Los Angeles restaurant. </p> <p>News broke of the pregnancy shortly after the Beckhams settled down to their usual Saturday night meal at the plush Spago eatery in Beverley Hills. After David had ordered his usual chips, beans and sausage, Victoria stunned restaurant staff by ordering a hugely calorific vinaigrette to go with her mixed leaf salad. </p> <p>As the minutes passed, staff looked on awestruck as Victoria remained in her seat and began tentatively picking at the food instead of excusing herself in order to spend the next half hour vomiting the stodgy green mixture back into the nearest toilet bowl. </p> <p>Fellow diners at the $2000-a-head restaurant, which caters for high-end eating disorders, became outraged as Victoria ate not one but two whole rocket leaves and began hungrily scooping the glutinous dressing onto a spoon before forcing the contents into her greedy mouth. </p> <p>“It was gross,” said glamour model Letitia Anderson, who was sat at a nearby table. </p> <p>“I was like – oh my god – is she really gonna finish that? “ </p> <p>But a further bombshell was about to be dropped as Mrs Beckham summoned Head Waiter Mario Antonini and cheekily ordered the main course of sculpted raw carrot. </p> <p>Antonini said: </p> <p>“She complained that she was still hungry. It's the first time she has ever complained since she asked me to turn the air conditioning down after it blew her across the restaurant. That's when I decided to call the paramedics.“ </p> <p>Half an hour later LA Doctor Lyle Anderson broke the happy news to staff and diners that Victoria had in fact been impregnated by a copious wad of her husband David’s semen. </p> <p>“It looks like she’s eating for two now,” said a relieved Mr Antonini. </p> <p>“And there was me thinking she was just a greedy fat cow. “ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=185#post-608 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:50:47 +0000 Genghis Cohen 608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks malgor. Was a nice surprise to see it up there.</p> <p>And full marks for living somewhere called West Bank. I, for one, would be prepared to go well beyond the asking price to get an address like that. It's exactly the type of entrepreneurial thinking - and sense of irony - this country needs more of if we are to pull ourselves out of this slump. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=185#post-543 Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:36:38 +0000 malgor 543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I particularly like it because I actually live in a place called 'West Bank' - not <em>the </em>West Bank (as it's in Scarborough) - and have had literally years of fun marking envelopes addressed to The Occupier, West Bank, 'try Israel' and putting them back in the postbox. </p>