http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=l039ass-de-moi-hurtez The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14601 Sun, 30 May 2010 14:08:11 +0000 rikkor 14601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Westwell: Sorry, can't be in London. Lack of job makes international frivolity travel look bad. Have fun! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14485 Sat, 29 May 2010 13:47:53 +0000 rickwestwell 14485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I saw that translated prudishly as "She has hot pants". I laughed. </p> <p>You'll be in London on June 21st, I hope? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14483 Sat, 29 May 2010 13:42:24 +0000 rikkor 14483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>LHOOQ. (See tags...) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14442 Fri, 28 May 2010 22:48:33 +0000 rikkor 14442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>J'aime plus aussi Messrs. Queenan et O'Rourke. My fractured French reminds me of an Irish mistress of Loius XIV surnamed O'Murphy. The French called her La Morphil, as O'Murphy was (and is)too much of a Gallic tongue-twister. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14317 Fri, 28 May 2010 02:15:32 +0000 shitsu_tonka 14317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Definitely Joe Queenan. Which isn't meant as an insult, I think he's brilliant. He's who always springs to mind whenever there is wondering about you. </p> <p>Besides, isn't the other ignorant Irish drunk/litterateur from the US PJ O'Rourke? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14314 Thu, 27 May 2010 23:11:29 +0000 rikkor 14314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shitsu: Joe Queenan? Luckily, I know who that is. Don't think many people do, though. I'm the other ignorant Irish drunk/litterateur from the US. Mais, je suis tres, tres robuste et large. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5155#post-14279 Thu, 27 May 2010 17:02:14 +0000 QorbeQ 14279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is improving indeed, Mr Munky, but imperfect enough to give me much griefness with some foods and with alcohol. Bugger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5155#post-14274 Thu, 27 May 2010 16:47:53 +0000 PluckyMunky 14274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I trust you are both well and that your throat is improving, Mr Q. Bless you. xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5155#post-14190 Thu, 27 May 2010 03:24:22 +0000 PluckyMunky 14190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Mr Harrison and Mr Q. I am having a few Dog problems at the moment, but I am sure that service will be resumed shortly. Thanks for asking. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14188 Thu, 27 May 2010 00:23:40 +0000 Quaz 14188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was thinking insure the chicken, sell the corn, eat the chicken and blame the fox. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5155#post-14184 Wed, 26 May 2010 22:14:54 +0000 QorbeQ 14184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We could always make 'PluckyMunky2' and fill the void?</p> <p>"I am well, save for my aching shoulder Mr Ison. I hope all is well with you too. Bless you. xxx" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5155#post-14177 Wed, 26 May 2010 21:12:37 +0000 antharrison 14177@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How is it going? Normally have a bit of noise from you but it's very quiet.<br /> Hope all is well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14164 Wed, 26 May 2010 18:38:00 +0000 shitsu_tonka 14164@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always imagine Rikkor to be more physically robust than Niles. I think of him as Joe Queenan. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14152 Wed, 26 May 2010 15:03:54 +0000 rikkor 14152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Put a rock in the bag of corn. Use it to stun the fox senseless. The plan all falls into place from there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14125 Wed, 26 May 2010 13:04:14 +0000 Scroat 14125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor will always be Niles Fraser. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14113 Wed, 26 May 2010 12:11:57 +0000 Scroat 14113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If it was solar powered would it be anusol? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14104 Wed, 26 May 2010 11:20:31 +0000 riesler 14104@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Should we not be switching from analogies to digital? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14101 Wed, 26 May 2010 11:11:11 +0000 rickwestwell 14101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy, we're talking about analagies here, not analogies. Try and keep up! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14097 Wed, 26 May 2010 11:01:20 +0000 Charlie Snibbs 14097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Whatever happened to Rikkor?</blockquote></p> <p>He got an ice pick that made his ears burn ............not to mention his ass </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14096 Wed, 26 May 2010 10:59:04 +0000 Oxbridge 14096@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shurely "analogy"? - Ed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14091 Wed, 26 May 2010 09:52:05 +0000 rickwestwell 14091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fancy pinching a lady on her analagy! Stoopy, you're a bounder. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14053 Wed, 26 May 2010 05:50:14 +0000 sauce 14053@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey, Stoopy, you pinched my analagy. </p> <p>*flounce* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14048 Tue, 25 May 2010 23:38:26 +0000 The All New Jeni B 14048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You forgot the bag of corn which the chicken can't be left alone with... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14047 Tue, 25 May 2010 23:33:13 +0000 Quaz 14047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Rikkor.</p> <p>You have a boat, a fox, and a chicken. You must cross a river but the boat can only take two occupants at the same time, and the fox must never be left alone with the chicken.</p> <p>Your solution? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14045 Tue, 25 May 2010 23:11:27 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 14045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You've got a good memory </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14042 Tue, 25 May 2010 23:00:12 +0000 rikkor 14042@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stoopy, I've almost given up. I'm like a huge, vicious Tinkerbell, whose light can only increase when the audience begins to chant "my ass hurts, my ass hurts, my ass hurts...".</p> <p>Oh, and by the way, you remind me of someone who is so desperate for cash that he rents himself out to pharmaceutical companies for pay. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14039 Tue, 25 May 2010 22:31:32 +0000 The All New Jeni B 14039@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He still pops up now and again. He's a bit like the "Candyman", if you say his name three times, he tends to appear. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5102#post-14038 Tue, 25 May 2010 22:27:00 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 14038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He doesn't seem to post any more.</p> <p>He reminded me of those two old gits who'd heckle Fuzzy Bear </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3824#post-11094 Thu, 06 May 2010 08:48:01 +0000 andhrimnir 11094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>10 Across: In this backward land, go fist while I catch another badger (4,2,5) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=3824#post-11082 Thu, 06 May 2010 08:11:39 +0000 Des Custard 11082@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's just a useful butt, as opposed to rikkor, who has (is? - <em>never</em>) a permanent pain in the butt. It's <em>so</em> yesterday anyway; Norfolk is the new Isle of Wight. </p>