http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=jimmy-savile The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 03:34:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55011#post-159001 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:02:52 +0000 WatcherMark 159001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Metropolitan Police has announced that Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo (better known as children's group 'The Tweenies') have all been arrested after reports of association between themselves and repeated pedophile Jimmy Savile.</p> <p>A spokesman stated that the arrests came after a recent tape emerged of a character looking suspiciously like Savile presenting a stage show inside the Tweenies house <em>"We don't know how deep these connections run. For all we know Savile could have been associating with these 'Tweenies' for years, especially as these characters had regular access to children. A full investigation is underway at the moment."</em></p> <p>The Tweenies are currently protesting their innocence, with their spokesman Max stating <em>"This is an old tape that was filmed over ten years ago. We swear we had no idea of how evil Savile was and even if we did, it was only me dressed up. I swear!"</em></p> <p>Despite this comment, the Daily Mail have started a campaign to get the Tweenies imprisoned for what they call a 'disgusting joke'. This comes alongside recent campaigns for the hangings of Jack Whitehall and Jonathan Ross. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54535#post-157369 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:50:47 +0000 Joe Reynolds 157369@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Children should be seen-to and not heard' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53916#post-155617 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:58:36 +0000 beau-jolly 155617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A year between posts. Worth the wait? I'm not sure. Savile has been done to death already and as Tripe says it could do with a few jokes in there. Looking forward to the next attempt in 12 months time.</p> <p>(Too harsh? Nah!) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53916#post-155573 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:57:14 +0000 Dick Everyman 155573@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...Savile has simply slipped back into his wicked ways with the ghosts and angels of deceased children</p> <p>Are you James Herbert? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53916#post-155564 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:58:57 +0000 Tripod 155564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't you need a few jokes in there? I look forward to the day when that face of his isn't leering out at us: the half dozen shots the subs always pick, 'cos they make him look even more lecherous than usual... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53916#post-155560 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:05:30 +0000 woodsy 155560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Disgraced TV star and basin-haired pop nonce Sir Jimmy Savile, has carried on with his vile, sexual abuse of children – in the afterlife. According to a leading psychic Savile has simply slipped back into his wicked ways with the ghosts and angels of deceased children. Leading psychic Ginger Brown claims that many spirits have contacted him, concerned at Saville’s escalating evil beyond the grave. </p> <p>“Apparently Savile turned up in the spirit world just over a year ago boasting as to how he now had a completely new fan base,” Brown told us, adding, “and now he is dead, there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop him abusing dead children – in perpetuity.” </p> <p>The Yorkshire kiddie fiddler has apparently used his status as a household name to many, to groom the young in the spirit realm. “Young ghosts are just susceptible to the trappings of fame than living children,” Brown told us. “He’s talked endlessly about meeting the Queen and Margaret Thatcher as well describing his Rolls Royce car and Goblin Teasmade. Of course, there are far more dead souls than living, so who knows how many will fall for his charms this time.”</p> <p>According to the spirits many in the afterlife are convinced that Savile is somehow ‘protected’ by the ‘guardians of the next dimension’. “Spirits wise to his doings claim that the higher beings are just not interested in their accusations,” says Brown, “citing his extensive charity work here on Earth.” Brown is also worried that children here in the living realm are still at risk if Savile can master the art of ‘ghosting’. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52116#post-150027 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:57:38 +0000 Tripod 150027@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Saville Protection Insurance" involved in new mis-spelling scandal... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52116#post-150021 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 10:50:22 +0000 Davigo 150021@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a shock report, regulators have disclosed that Savile Protection Insurance was being sold by the BBC as late as last Wednesday, more than a year after Savile’s well deserved funeral. The problems surrounding the selling of SPI were first raised over ten years ago: many victims were unaware that they were buying the insurance, thinking that it was an entrance ticket for Top Of The Pops, Jim’ll Fix It or Broadmoor. The regulator has pointed out that, for most people, the insurance was worthless, with exclusion clauses often preventing victims from claiming. One victim, who was groped by Savile, had her claim rejected due to a pre-existing condition. “They said that I was just the sort of crumpet that Jimmy fancies”.<br /> A spokesman for the BBC said. ”These practices stopped before I took up my present post (last Thursday) and current procedures and practices mean that it can never happen again”. He urged anybody who thinks that they have been miss-sold SPI to contact the BBC and not to use SPI claims agents, (see advertisements on pages 48 to 52). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51802#post-149069 Fri, 16 Nov 2012 10:11:19 +0000 johnnydobbo 149069@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a break with tradition, the BBC will this year use the annual Children In Need appeal to help children who are already in need rather than putting children in need thanks to the behaviour of their employees.</p> <p>A statement on the BBC website said that in the light of the revelations regarding Jimmy Savile and others, the policy would have to change. "We realise that BBC employees may have acted in a way that made children seek need and this could be seen as a self-justification for the annual appeal for Children In Need. If we stop putting children in need, maybe we can start to focus the funds raised every year to help children who are in need as result of non-BBC activity". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51083#post-147186 Sun, 04 Nov 2012 16:33:44 +0000 ianslat 147186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely done. I wondered about doing something along these lines but couldn't make it work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51083#post-147085 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 19:12:46 +0000 arthurminnit 147085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>serves the fucker right! spoilt many a saturday evening for me, he did! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=51083#post-147059 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 16:09:00 +0000 WatcherMark 147059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hot on the heels of the Jimmy Savile scandal, beloved 70s television personality and current mainstay in the Eastbourne theatre circuit Ian Krankie has been arrested by police after having been discovered to have had intimate relations with long-term comedy partner and ward Wee Jimmy Krankie, to the point where it is believed he even married the eternally young schoolboy.</p> <p>The police were first alerted by a member of the audience of one of his performances, after he was sighted kissing the boy backstage after the show. <em>"I just couldn't believe my eyes"</em> said Gladys Winslow, who had been invited backstage to meet the pair with the rest of her Women's Institute <em>"Me and the girls were very excited to meet a couple of celebrities and tell Jimmy just how lovely we thought he was but when we got back there we saw the two hugging and kissing while congratulating each other on their performance. They then saw us and came towards us with their hands outstretched to greet us. Well, we were going to stay there to spend time with an obvious pedophile and quickly left and rang the police from a nearby payphone."</em></p> <p>Police have reported that Ian Krankie was quickly arrested and Jimmy has been taken into emergency foster care, however what should have been a quick ending has turned far more dark as it is now believed that the young boy has been brainwashed by his supposed father figure.</p> <p><em>"When we tried to remove him and place him with foster parents, Jimmy kept protesting by telling us the ridiculous story that 'he' is in fact a 'she' named Janette who is actually not much younger than 'Ian' and is also married to him"</em> reported a police spokesman <em>"Clearly this young man has been mentally conditioned to believe this, and we currently have our best psychologists on hand to try and return him to the simple, football-loving boy he should be".</em></p> <p>Asked for the current status of Ian Krankie, the police spokesman said <em>"Well, he's in custody for now and has already been beaten up by my officers once or twice. After what happened with Savile, we're determined to show we're not wearing kid gloves with these sickos who think they can hide behind their fame anymore."</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50973#post-146716 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 23:48:11 +0000 george.scofield 146716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49105#post-141704 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:14:17 +0000 Anonymous 141704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Jonny..</p> <p>yet another NB triumph eh...........</p> <p>xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49105#post-141641 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:00:39 +0000 Jonny Shlep 141641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wise words there mate. Poptastic! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49105#post-141640 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:55:41 +0000 Anonymous 141640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Veteran playwright, Luigi “Ted” Brillo, claimed today that his 1974 dramatic exposé of widespread paedophilia on Top of the Pops was suppressed by a BBC bigwig.</p> <p>“Six DJs in Search of an Alibi” was Brillo's Wednesday play that told exactly what went on behind dressing room doors of stars like Jimmy Savile.</p> <p>“It was my tribute to the Keystone cops,” said Brillo. “They were all at it on Top of the Pops night,” he said. “DJ's popping out of every cupboard, looking to reel in the next little girl that floated by looking for an autograph. I thought everyone knew what was going on. So I deliberately made my play into a hilarious rape-a-minute riot from start to finish.”</p> <p>“Yes, I remember chucking Mr Brillo's play in the bin,” remembers ex-Head of BBC Drama, Bill Stiffard. “It was rubbish. Almost certainly libellous. And completely unsuitable for our highly discerning Wednesday night audience." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49094#post-141612 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:28:21 +0000 Jonny Shlep 141612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hehehe Quality Pinx.......not as Good as my JS expose though mate.....NOTHING IS!!!</p> <p>Gissa pic Pinxy.....gwan gissa pic. I'll buy you a half on Satdee!</p> <p>I expect.</p> <p>5! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49094#post-141608 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:20:31 +0000 pinxit 141608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/sovile_header.jpg"> </p>