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Forum » Tag: jade - Recent Posts http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=jade The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 13:22:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php allmyownstunts on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-63161 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:49:39 +0000 allmyownstunts 63161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ *skids in late as per...* You are welcome, gents, any mention from you is well worth Googling 'effulgence' for xx Sinnick on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-63152 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:36:10 +0000 Sinnick 63152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Might have mentioned the latter myself; it's been going around Man Univ a few days now <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23194" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=23194</a> simonjmr on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-63135 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:37:27 +0000 simonjmr 63135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM&feature=youtube_gdata_player" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU&feature=youtube_gdata_player" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a> These are very funny spoofs Des and Stan on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60378 Thu, 10 Mar 2011 07:48:41 +0000 Des and Stan 60378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh and thanks to stunts for inspiration on the sun shining out of bottom bit fun and games on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60316 Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:40:09 +0000 fun and games 60316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Salty you are right: Oxy would be a deserving winner but few outside those who visit this website or watch mastermind are aware of the extent of his credentials. be reasonable on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60228 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:45:51 +0000 be reasonable 60228@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ His sister Ophelia is a very popular lass. Golgo13 on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60210 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:57:01 +0000 Golgo13 60210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There's summat wrong with his lips too... Des Custard on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60209 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:50:18 +0000 Des Custard 60209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Thanks. You're probably right about having more categories but we got carried away with Cox and had to stop somewhere. We deleted a paragraph about his harsh childhood in Oldham where he had a lot of time off school with what was thought to be slapped face syndrome. beau-jolly on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60204 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:17:47 +0000 beau-jolly 60204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ In the spirit of constructive critisism I really enjoyed this but thought it could do with a stronger punchline. maybe something along the lines of a special award for X having the most slapped face, or face like a slapped arse. Have slighly fewer than 5. saltire on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60195 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:23:22 +0000 saltire 60195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh great. I had a tenner on Oxy.. Des and Stan on "Prof Brian Cox wins ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=22289#post-60193 Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:18:27 +0000 Des and Stan 60193@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ There was unanimous approval at the tenth annual Nivea Awards ceremony last night when Professor Brian Cox was the runaway winner of the male category of the prestigious ‘Face you would most like to slap’ award. The delight of the packed house was clear from the very moment that past winner Jonathan Ross opened the glittering envelope to announce that the BBC’s current supernova had won the award in the face of stiff completion from a list of impressively irritating candidates. As Prof Cox made his way to the stage to the inevitable dirge of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’, the glitterati rose as one, each straining to slap his boyish face as he went past. Runner up David Cameron was given special praise by the judges for his chubby cheeks and oily condescending toff attitude, while nothing new needed to be said about perennial favourite Piers Morgan in third place. One judge, who did not wish to be named, said, ‘The particular attribute that gives Cox his overwhelming advantage is that permanent supercilious grin which never quite leaves his face, even when discussing the end of the universe. Then there are those twinkly eyes, the irritating tilt of the head and the inappropriately youthful mop of hair. I could go on. OK, I will. Then there’s that cheeky-chappie whining fucking voice with just enough of an accent to really get on your tits…yes, a worthy winner on all counts.’ Another judge said the award had nothing to do with Cox having a doctorate in rocket science, a glamorous wife, alleged past membership of a top band or freedom to play on the Large Hadron Collider, although no doubt these factors contribute to a core of warm smugness that radiates effortlessly through the prize-winning mug like one of the billions of stars in the universe in the first bloom of youth. It is said that only his trademark Diesel jeans block an equally strong effulgence from elsewhere. In the female category, joint winners Cheryl Cole and Julia Bradbury were closely followed by Sandi Toksvig, while Davina McCall giggled and gushed her way to a deserved third place. ronseal on "One year on the tabloids remember the WEEK BEFORE Jade Goody died." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=887#post-2283 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:13:15 +0000 ronseal 2283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Jade Goody is a legend! (as a teaching assistant said at my sister's school) virtuallywill on "One year on the tabloids remember the WEEK BEFORE Jade Goody died." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=887#post-2281 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:53:09 +0000 virtuallywill 2281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I like your level of cynicism. MADJEZ on "One year on the tabloids remember the WEEK BEFORE Jade Goody died." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=887#post-2279 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:33:50 +0000 MADJEZ 2279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Dim-witted journalists and family members are today marking the first anniversary of the death of reality TV star Jade Goody who died on Mothers Day last year. Unfortunately since Mothers Day is on a different day every year the tributes seem entirely pointless. The Sun even showed a mock-up of a headstone bearing the date of her death as 22nd March 2009. A source suggested that the real anniversary was likely to clash with coverage of more important stories like Cheryl Cole’s impending divorce and Sport Relief so they had moved it. If this works it could open up a lot more flexibility in the calendar with Christmas being celebrated in November to give more time for football and Eastenders coverage on the 25th December.