http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=it039s-sharpehunter The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155948 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:20:12 +0000 dvo4fun 155948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@id: "I made a pyramid of all the remaining pieces, just to be sure. " - for the full monty you really need to use a few dabs of contact adhesive </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155939 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 12:58:26 +0000 Ironduke 155939@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My children got lego sets... or 'parental caltrops' as they should be called.</p> <p>However, I have made a helicopter, a spitfire and a saloon car that are so damn good the children can't bring themselves to break them up, so they now have no pieces to play with or leave strewn across the carpet. I made a pyramid of all the remaining pieces, just to be sure. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155585 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:24:28 +0000 FlashArry 155585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>can confirm tallboy in question is definitely <em>au naturel</em></p> <p>what a wonderful affliction insomnia is ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155584 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:12:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 155584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can only fossick in your tallboy if you can assure me that there are no scented liners about said tallboy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155583 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:58:48 +0000 FlashArry 155583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... if the urge is upon you I have a tallboy that needs a good fossick ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155579 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:45:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 155579@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor, sage advice, thank you. I shall refrain from rummaging in your drawers from now on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155578 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:42:35 +0000 Scroat 155578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No - it's got mouthwash included </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155529 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:03:27 +0000 dvo4fun 155529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Scroat: "... my tube of toothpaste fell down the loo on Christmas Day.Otherwise it was fine."</p> <p>But you did rinse it, right? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155528 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:00:59 +0000 beau-jolly 155528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>..and belated merry thing old christmasses. </p> <p>I managed to sqirrel away a case of Claret a case of white Burgundy a few bottles of various fizz, some Armagnac and a bottle of vintage Port before closing the shop on Christmas eve. I had yesterday off to make sure I drank as much of it as possible. Back at work and feeling slightly sluggish today. Still, there's New Year's Eve to look forward to. As I live in a pub, all I have to do is stay awake until after midnight, kiss all the ladies and then sneak off to bed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155354 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 23:04:27 +0000 rikkor 155354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, if you and yours are allergic to anything scented, you should stay away from the paper I use to line my bureau drawers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155342 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:09:20 +0000 Scroat 155342@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just watching Lord of the Rings with Mrs Scroat. (yawn)ooking forward to the Christmas Day Dr Who later.</p> <p>Had some great beer with ginger earlier - makes me think this could be replicated using ordinary beer mixed with ginger wine.</p> <p>Going down with a Christmas cold. Oh, and my tube of toothpaste fell down the loo on Christmas Day.</p> <p>Otherwise it was fine.</p> <p>I suppose. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747&page=2#post-155268 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:15:42 +0000 The All New Jeni B 155268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The YM got an iPad from the well-to-do rellie. I got a bottle of perfume...</p> <p>...the entire family know I am massively allergic to anything scented and end up in bed for days with a screaming migraine.</p> <p>I would have preferred if he hadn't bothered. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155267 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:10:40 +0000 Squudge 155267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got socks and a 'solar' garden light in the shape of a bird that had the solar module nicked out of the box before it was wrapped.</p> <p>...better than it sounds.</p> <p>Merry Christmas </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155261 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:50:01 +0000 The All New Jeni B 155261@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am currently wearing one of two Christmas 'onesies' I received.<br /> Both are sheep.</p> <p>And tomorrow, I shall be fitting my new dog-guard to the boot of my car...</p> <p>Merry Christmas indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155260 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:20:11 +0000 Bourbon 155260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got a book called 'how to be less Freudian'. Should be a good shag</p> <p>Anyway, Happy Lesbians from the biscuit tin </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155257 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 18:42:36 +0000 rikkor 155257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>VCG, Jager tastes like cough syrup. But, OK. As it's Christmas, I'll have just 12 shots. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155246 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:56:44 +0000 Dick Everyman 155246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Christmas greetings to all NB friends of Dick X </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155245 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 16:13:43 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 155245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Charlie's Hat - thank you for the thoughtful greeting! I'll be taking my super hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko round to my family's later, and as we have done in recent years, I expect we will end up playing golf on the Wii with Steve, a balding slightly overweight neighbour we sometimes include in our fun and games, but attaching the controllers securely to our wrists so we don't accidentally fling them across the room this time. </p> <p>As I was soaping up Akiko's firm D-cup breasts in the shower this morning, after an extended Christmas lesbian love making session, I remarked that this is probably the only time of the year that we will find ourselves shouting at Nan to "get her strap on if she wants to join us in a foursome." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155214 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 08:41:02 +0000 Nowherefast 155214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody Mayans.. now I'm going to have to be twisted and cynical for at least another year.. bugger! Oh well merry Christmas biscuits, have a goodun. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155212 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 07:42:56 +0000 button 155212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Merry Christmas to all, even the Chinese spammers. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155195 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 01:09:17 +0000 rikkor 155195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Merry Christmas. My ass hurts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155192 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:43:57 +0000 charlies_hat 155192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Messy Clitoris to Sugar and Akiko.</p> <p>Good will to all those others in my favour (my favourite seasonal pedantic biblical misquote). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155185 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:48:48 +0000 Sinnick 155185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Err, sorry folks, I thought he was a burglar. My best malt to the back of the head. What a waste of fine Glenmorangie. Anyone know what reindeer like to eat, there's 8 of the fuckers on my lawn ?</p> <p>Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and sorry about the pressies.</p> <p>Oops. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155184 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:27:52 +0000 Squudge 155184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Merry Christmas all. Bugger Santa, I'll leave a warm mince pie and a glass of something nice out for all the Biscuits.</p> <p>...if I am asleep when you all turn up, the rest of the mince pies and booze are in the kitchen corner cupboard between the fridge and washing machine. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155180 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 22:13:48 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 155180@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And a happy lesbian Christmas from me and my super hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155178 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:58:46 +0000 Ironduke 155178@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Seasonal Merriment to one and all. I pop in here to read all your smartfunny and it invariably cheers my day immensely.</p> <p>Good cheer to you all. Dvo, take a break from going round telling infants that Santa ain't real, and try to pitch in too.</p> <p>Now, someone's got to tackle the port and stilton left out for Santa... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155174 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:42:13 +0000 Tripod 155174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All the best to the Biscuits, and "bottoms up"...</p> <p><img src="http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7436/snowlangdales.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155170 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:37:10 +0000 Yikes 155170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Merry Xmas from Noo Zeeland.</p> <p>As usual here the highlight of our day will be the address from our Monarch Queen Liz ... we are hoping she shakes of that 3D ailment in time ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155169 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:25:45 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 155169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We should have a big NB piss up in the new year. But not in London, because lots of us don't live in London. And not anywhere else, because must of us don't live there either. We should have it somewhere near my house, so I don't have to travel...</p> <p>Fuck me, the queue at the bar has got a bit long, don't these people have family to go to? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53747#post-155166 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:13:19 +0000 Perks 155166@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know the feeling Mary, except being confident in the end if the world, everyone in my family got a car, on buy now pay next year. </p>