http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=intelligent-design The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 20:43:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157411 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 03:42:14 +0000 Username 157411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157157 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 13:50:46 +0000 charlies_hat 157157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, missed it yesterday. The last blow hole line is brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157130 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:48:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 157130@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This sub is crying out for an anus. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157038 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:13:20 +0000 reforse 157038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I remember a court case about 20 years ago when a Mr Alan Cooper was cleared of molesting a dolphin , apparently he was just holding on to the penis as it was a handy appendage, I guess kind of like bestial water skiing. </p> <p>For those looking for some fun off the North East coast, the Dolphins name was Freddie. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-157019 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:36:30 +0000 rikkor 157019@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Title made me laugh.</p> <p>It is true that those cute little (huge!) dolphins sometimes try to aggressively mount any human dumb enough to do one of those "swim with the dolphins" deals. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156991 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:00:56 +0000 Oxbridge 156991@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bad, bad man. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156990 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:53:56 +0000 Idiot 156990@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another treat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156985 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:47:47 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 156985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wonderful </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156979 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:22:46 +0000 pinxit 156979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Phew! At least it didn't end in 'bum sex' for once.</p> <p>Unless...</p> <p>...unless - you didn't mention chocolate starfish in there... did you?</p> <p>Disgusting! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156977 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:17:29 +0000 Bourbon 156977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The only reason not to laugh would be a guilty conscience! </p> <p>Us biscuits don't like water, but there's always a laugh in the aquawank </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156976 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:14:23 +0000 Not Amused 156976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm not sure I should have laughed but I did .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156975 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:11:00 +0000 Perks 156975@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline alone had me laughing</p> <p>Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156974 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:06:22 +0000 DustyBinLaden 156974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pretty sure Philippa Forrester already covered this on an episode of Tomorrow's World. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54389#post-156973 Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:55:01 +0000 Dawsons creek 156973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A scientist who specialises in aquatic mammal research has discovered that 'prune-like' human fingers 'almost certainly evolved' to better provide hand relief to dolphins.</p> <p>Dr Gert Schneider tested his theory on a wide-range of near-water animals, including a hippo, three otters and a lifeguard called Martin. Of all the creatures Schneider got to grips with, the dolphin 'appeared to be the most grateful'.</p> <p>Schneider suggested his experiment explains the affinity between humans and the tuna-breathed show-offs, and why they always appear to be smiling. "The grip provided by a pruned fist is a natural match for a slick porpoise penis", insisted Schneider. "It's the perfect symbiosis, if you look at all the data I've collected. We developed wrinkly fingers, and in turn they evolved those saucy little blow holes." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37099#post-104159 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:32:19 +0000 Al OPecia 104159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=37099#post-104116 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:21:15 +0000 Bill Britton 104116@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the “higher being” responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls within a range signifying “borderline deficiency in intelligence.” The release of the news sparked a number of protests around the country. John H. Calvert, Managing Director of the ID Network, claimed that the test was unfair: “How can a two-hour test be fair? It took God millions of years to design the human eye. How can He be expected to complete a 100-word quiz in two hours? I never said He was a Mensa candidate.”</p> <p>Leading atheist Richard Dawkins disputed the findings. “I cannot attest to the validity of this, quote, ‘God,’ being the Big Banger himself, or herself, for that matter. I believe He should undergo rigorous scrutiny. For example, can He recite the Bible and Qur’an word-for-word? Where’s his laboratory? I think the whole thing’s a sham meant to equate His intelligence with the typical believer’s. Ask the folks stranded by volcanic ash if they think He’s so clever. Ask the people in Haiti, for that matter.”</p> <p>Education Secretary Arne Duncan said that “it looks like God never had the benefit of the ‘No Child Left Behind’ program. Perhaps we can get Him some remedial help. First I’d have to check with Director Pete Orszag over at the Office of Management and Budget to see if we can come up with the necessary money. If not, we could always get a smaller White House Christmas tree this year and sign on a tutor funded with the savings.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74385 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:19:31 +0000 Ludicity 74385@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks. You will all be rewarded in heaven. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74382 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:35:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 74382@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A beautiful creation.<br /> 5 of God's own hand made stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74378 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:25:06 +0000 JonnyJP 74378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just love the image of a kid throwing a fossil in the playground, shouting 'explain that' and running off giggling. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74331 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:47:13 +0000 JohnA 74331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You talented bastard 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74330 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:44:24 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 74330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74327 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:35:25 +0000 Sinnick 74327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5*<br /> Going for another NB mug, then ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74323 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:25:12 +0000 Des Custard 74323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* for the headline alone. You could possibly expand the intelligent design angle to show that the school exactly fitted the requirements identified by the LEA for a new school, but not if it spoils the flow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74302 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:40:28 +0000 OllieP 74302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now it's just a question of the picture Red puts together. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74300 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:34:25 +0000 waylandsmithy 74300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good indeed, 5 from me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74293 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:21:53 +0000 bonjonelson 74293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Super stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74289 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:05:05 +0000 button 74289@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent - Its 5 stars from me ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74285 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:46:19 +0000 Oxbridge 74285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bwahahahahahaha. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74280 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:37:40 +0000 charlies_hat 74280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb. Heavenly stars and a certificate of praise from R. Dawkins. ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=27030#post-74274 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:18:06 +0000 Golgo13 74274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p>