http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=independence-day The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 20:15:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7694#post-20856 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:53:02 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 20856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who's Bachelard? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7694#post-20833 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:20:26 +0000 red 20833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've often wondered how 'Air Force One' would have turned out if George Bush was playing the President instead of Harrison Ford. It seems we'll (unfortunately) never really know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7694#post-20825 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:18:40 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 20825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was Bachelard who remarked that there is always something subversive about intelligence. It does go a long way to explaining why apple-pie movies are so wretchedly boring and all our spook shops do such dumb propaganda and fluo-flashing neon black ops.</p> <p>And why, of course, I am extremely grateful for your review of this movie, which I don't believe I would have agreed to watch, anyhow. The dialogues sort of ghost themselves in VO before you even think of buying a ticket,you know you don't one. Very amusing Mr Cohen. Take 10. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7694#post-20822 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:07:32 +0000 StoopyDeGunt 20822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it:</p> <p>here's a quiz:</p> <p>how many times is the American flag shown during Independence Day? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7694#post-20806 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:09:18 +0000 Genghis Cohen 20806@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As 4th of July dawned across the United States today, Americans came together for their solemn annual commemoration of the brave pioneers who laid down their lives watching the 1996 science-fiction blockbuster <em>'Independence Day'</em>.</p> <p>‘I lost both my sons to that film,’ remembered 51-year-old Lola Dupree from Alabama. ‘They were strapping young boys starting out in life and just trying to do their bit for the nation’s film industry on a public holiday. They had no idea what they were getting into. No mother should have to see her children carried out of a movie theatre after 153 minutes of implausible screenplay and agonising exposure to Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.’</p> <p>Services were held across the nation as Americans remembered the fateful day when the film went on general release. ‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive,’ said historian Forrester Clark. ‘The fortunate ones slipped into comas, but others had to find lighting to hang themselves from or overdose on popcorn. It was a bloodbath. Even those that made it out into the daylight just turned their eyes to the heavens in the hope that it was all a bad dream and the aliens had actually come and were about to make a better fist of destroying the planet than they did in the film.’</p> <p>And of the survivors, most are still trying to come to terms with what they witnessed. ‘All I can remember is that when the alcoholic flew his plane into the mother ship at the end of the film and sacrificed himself, I knew exactly how he felt,’ said Greg Fairbank who will never visit a cinema again. ‘But after 20 years it’s the unanswered questions that keep me awake at night. Questions like ‘why me’, ‘do all Presidents know how to fly a fighter jet’ and ‘how could the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air do that to me?’ How can we have ‘unalienable rights’ that fail to protect us from appalling alien movies?’</p> <p>But despite the widespread sorrow, some still see the 4th of July holiday as a chance to reinforce American values. ‘When the founding fathers sat down to draft the Declaration of Independence in 1776, they would never have imagined that just 220 years later Roland Emmerich would have paid tribute to their work by making a film reminding Americans of the torment and injustice that the colonies endured,’ continued Clark. He went on to suggest that Emmerich’s face should be added to those carved into Mount Rushmore, but critics argue even that would be lifeless and unwatchable. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5157#post-14179 Wed, 26 May 2010 21:48:41 +0000 Basil_B 14179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Researchers for the BBC show 'who do you think you are' were left in bemusement after finding no ancestral lineage to Jeremy Paxman which left them to make the only conclusion they could find which was ' he can't be of this world' said programme spokesman Dan Smith. 'We've spent the best part of two months trawling all the libraries, graveyards, birth, death certificates offices in the British Isles and we cannot find any family connected to Paxman' commented a frustrated Smith ' We had the same trouble with Giles Brandreth but we thought that was because no one wanted to admit to being any part of his family and all records new and old were destroyed by any embarrassed family members'.</p> <p>Jeremy Paxman was not available for comment as we were told that he was in the middle of a making a important phone call home. </p>