http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=gucci-bags-outlet-sale The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:29:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49326#post-142415 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 07:30:38 +0000 pinxit 142415@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for that @newworld. I'll take those points on board. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142392 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 21:18:37 +0000 charlies_hat 142392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We're inviting friends over to celebrate Ted Bundy Sunday this weekend. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142381 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:45:32 +0000 rikkor 142381@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lizzie Borden is very big here.</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Borden</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49326#post-142357 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:49:16 +0000 pinxit 142357@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Martin. Much appreciated! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49326#post-142352 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:51:41 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 142352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pinx strikes again with another winner.</p> <p>I doff me hat Sir! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49326#post-142350 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:47:03 +0000 pinxit 142350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An emergency dental unit has been hurriedly set up, 'as a precaution', at the Conservative Party conference in Birmingham, after the Pope became the latest victim of what has been dubbed 'Hampstead Heath Syndrome'.</p> <p>Pope Benedict XVI was making a statement denying any knowledge of institutional child abuse by members of the clergy during his time as the Vatican’s top doctrinal official in the 1980's and '90s, when he appeared to stumble over his words and began spitting out shattered shards of teeth. The clearly distressed pontiff was escorted off the plinth by aides and taken to an ante-room, before emerging briefly to wave and reassure the shocked crowds.</p> <p>A Vatican spokesman said, 'His Holiness suffered a temporary oral malfunction and is currently comfortable in hospital under sedation. There is no permanent damage, as it was his dentures <em>(which he has worn since wartime deprivations in the Hitler Youth Movement)</em> that were affected.'</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/POPETEETH.jpg"><br /> <em>Hell's teeth! : The Pope puts a brave face on it as he exits the Vatican after the interrupted Papal Bull…</em></p> <p>This latest incident follows an increasing wave of dental failure involving prominent public figures over the last few months. Tony Blair, Kelvin MacKenzie, Andrew Mitchell, James Murdoch and US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney have all suffered sudden attacks of HHS, with both real teeth and dentures ejecting themselves as they were speaking in public.</p> <p>Tory party Grandees fear that such an occurrence may happen to Cabinet members, including the Prime Minister and the Chancellor, at this week's conference so have drafted in a consultant orthodontist to give them all a pre-speech check-up.</p> <p>'The human molars are incredibly strong, but also incredibly sensitive,' says dental consultant Professor Neville Brodie. 'After many years of chronic abuse there's only so much they can take. The HH syndrome seems to affect the back teeth first, the rot permeating to the front, with the molars eventually ejecting themselves from the mouth, roots and all.' </p> <p>'The condition has been around for years, the most spectacular during Bill Clinton's 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' ejaculation in 1998.' says Brodie, 'But, with the proliferation of media interviews, demands on public figures to speechify and testify at enquiries - as these all increase year on year - this could explain the latest outbreak.'</p> <p>'It's bound to happen. When people have been 'economic with the vérité' through their teeth for years, something's got to give.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142345 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:53:36 +0000 Ironduke 142345@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ned Kelly has quite a lauding and praising tourist industry in Autralia, including visits to the site of the execution by exsanguniation (after shooting bollocks off) a group of policemen,I understand...</p> <p>To be fair though...Robin Hood? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142307 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 10:36:46 +0000 dvo4fun 142307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pie shop in Reading 'Sweeney &amp; Todd'. Rather tasty too.</p> <p>There was a nice juxtaposition of TV news articles recently. The first on the deaths of two Manchester Police officers by gun/grenade attack and the next one cheerily &amp; light-heartedly discussing the forthcoming auction of 'Bonnie &amp; Clyde' weapons/memorabilia. Just the sort of thing to get me doing a quick mental check that (a) it isn't 1st April and (b) I'm not watching an episode of 'Brass Eye' or 'Drop the dead donkey' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142306 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 10:29:03 +0000 ronseal 142306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I remember a PR company holding an event near the Ripper's old haunts, and for a gimmick, they sent people a replica hunting knife with their invite.</p> <p>Slightly tasteless, but it's seemingly acceptable. I wonder how long it will be before someone starts organising Ripper tours in Yorkshire?</p> <p>Anyway, we can't stand here talking all day. I'll see you later. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142295 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:24:05 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 142295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I suppose it appeals to some people, probably the ones that are just about holding their inner demons at bay. And companies will try to make money out of just about anything these days. Not my cup of tea though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49305#post-142292 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:13:35 +0000 ronseal 142292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If Time Out has got a great offer on Ripper tours</p> <p><a href="http://uk-offers.timeout.com/deals/jack-the-ripper-walking-tour#utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=daily&amp;utm_source=081012" rel="nofollow">http://uk-offers.timeout.com/deals/jack-the-ripper-walking-tour#utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=daily&amp;utm_source=081012</a></p> <p>How long do you have to wait until it's socially acceptable to celebrate a mass murderer? </p>