http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/tags.php?tag=grooming The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 08:25:46 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13962#post-37844 Wed, 13 Oct 2010 08:29:19 +0000 Mary 37844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He did.............the dirty Lancastrian bastard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13962#post-37841 Wed, 13 Oct 2010 08:24:29 +0000 IABP 37841@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's only an offence if you give them a biscuit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=13962#post-37838 Wed, 13 Oct 2010 08:18:58 +0000 Mary 37838@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A stable hand has been accused of three counts of grooming at Manchester Crown Court yesterday. Terence Malloy, a 48 year old bachelor from Winsford in Cheshire described in graphic detail how he had groomed a 5 year old over a 6 month period at Chase Farm just outside the small town of Poulton in Lancashire.</p> <p>Displaying no remorse whatsoever Malloy talked openly about how he would use a ‘Curry Comb’ and body brush ‘with fairly stiff bristles’ to groom his victim?</p> <p>Referring to the youngster as ‘my stallion’ Malloy went on to describe how, in a sickening act of depravity, he had used a ‘mane and tail’ comb and hoof pick to act out his perversion.</p> <p>Mrs Sharples 67, a relative who wishes to remain anonymous told our reporter how Malloy displayed no guilt about what he was doing at work.</p> <p>“He would often talk about how important it was to establish a routine when he was grooming his victim who he referred to as ‘Blue Boy’. He described how he would use his ‘Water Brush’ to get rid of any surface grease and mud. God knows what he was up to. He would always boast about how his 5 year old had a ‘healthy shine’. To think that we have such a monster in the family makes my skin crawl. The dirty bastard”.</p> <p>Malloy tried to justify his actions in court claiming that ‘everyone at work was grooming, I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Blue Boy loved it, you could tell by the look on his face. His nostrils would flare every time I got out my sweat scraper’.</p> <p>Newsbiscuit feels it would be inappropriate to publish Malloy’s ‘confession’ in full. However we can confirm that a Dandy Brush was used on more than one occasion.</p> <p>The case continues.</p> <p>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=156#post-446 Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:34:04 +0000 malgor 446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BBC confirmed tonight that its interview with an analyst reporting from The City lunchtime Tuesday was cut short due ‘technical problems with the presentation.’ ‘If they come on here for five minutes of ego,’ said a BBC business news editor, ‘we expect a little more than glib phrases like ‘a little pessimism in the global markets today’. Bright red braces for a start.’</p> <p>Twenty-two-year-old Redmayne Bentley associate Dean Winslow defended himself. ‘Braces aren’t a fashion accessory,’ he said, ‘they’re for older men, to help keep their trousers up.’ But the BBC insisted it has standards of expectation to maintain. ‘Viewers who tune in over lunch for the markets need to see the right trademarks in our guest speakers. The boy had no ‘work hard play hard’ puffiness around his eyes or any hint of gruff cockney giving his voice an ‘edge’. There was simply nothing at all to suggest he had just dashed in to work after a night in his girlfriend’s flat. Not even hair gel.’</p> <p>The transmission was cut off as Winslow was commenting that shares were suddenly plummeting in the Philips Facial Grooming Group. Fortunately for investors in the high-end shaver market, the company’s position recovered, with the blip being dismissed as a ‘very short term, real time reaction’ to a City Boy not wearing designer stubble on TV. ‘Kinda vindicates the BBC, doesn’t it?’ commented one observer, sporting hugely exaggerated braces and an oversized polka dot bowtie; ‘now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got work to do in the Big Top.’ </p>